|Santa: What did you learn today?|
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
|At a restaurant:|
Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?
Waiter: Aur Madam?
Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!
|On a Date:|
Pappu: Black coffee for two.
Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.
Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!
|Bunty: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time?|
Pappu: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'!
|Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.|
Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!
|Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear?|
Pappu: There is no food!
|Bunty: How is your crush?|
Pappu: No more.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!
Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!
|At a wedding function:|
Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?
Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course!
|Bunty: I got a new guitar tattoo.|
Pappu: Agar Khujli Karega Toh Bajega Kya?
|Bunty: Hello Bhai, Kya Haal Hai?|
Pappu: Mast Bhai, Tu Suna.
Bunty: Yaar Ek Kaam Tha...
Pappu: Haan Toh Karle, Baad Mein Baat Karenge!