|Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?|
Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only!
|Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?|
Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
|Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.|
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.
Bunty: Hua Kya?
Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, "Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!"
|Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?|
Pappu: Because they love beaching around!
|Girlfriend: I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?|
Pappu: Definitely a joke!
|Bunty: Exam Ki Tayaari Karli?|
Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.
Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain!
|Bunty: What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?|
Pappu: My crush had been texting me without ignoring me!
|Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.|
Pappu: Woh Dekh Tere Papa Aa Gaye!
|Pappu: I fell off a 50 ft. ladder yesterday.|
Bunty: But you seem fine.
Pappu: Yeah, luckily I was on the bottom step!
|Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?|
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"