• Pappu: Hello Police station, there's like a thousand dead people here!<br/>
Police: Where are you?<br/>
Pappu: At the cemetery!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Hello Police station, there's like a thousand dead people here!
    Police: Where are you?
    Pappu: At the cemetery!
  • Bunty: Do you have any superpower?<br/>
Pappu: Yes, I have the superpower that if you have got a problem, I can make it worse!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Do you have any superpower?
    Pappu: Yes, I have the superpower that if you have got a problem, I can make it worse!
  • Science Teacher: When is the boiling point reached?<br/>
Pappu: When my father sees my report card!Upload to Facebook
    Science Teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
    Pappu: When my father sees my report card!
  • Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.<br/>
Santa: What? Why?<br/>
Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked `which end?`Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.
    Santa: What? Why?
    Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked "which end?"
  • Boy: Happy Birthday baby!<br/>
Girl: Awww... thank you sweetheart! What did you get me?<br/>
Boy: It was supposed to be a surprise, but you remember that pink Mercedes that you wanted so badly?<br/>
Girl: OMG! OMG! OMG! Yes, Yes, Yes, I'm screaming now!<br/>
Boy: Well I got you toothbrush in the same colour!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Happy Birthday baby!
    Girl: Awww... thank you sweetheart! What did you get me?
    Boy: It was supposed to be a surprise, but you remember that pink Mercedes that you wanted so badly?
    Girl: OMG! OMG! OMG! Yes, Yes, Yes, I'm screaming now!
    Boy: Well I got you toothbrush in the same colour!
  • Pappu: I love you<br/>
Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi Bas Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I love you
    Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?
    Pappu: Nahi Bas Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun!
  • Bunty: Why are you so lazy?<br/>
Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Why are you so lazy?
    Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!
  • Pappu: You remember that girl who said: `I can't live without you`?<br/>
Bunty: Yeah.<br/>
Pappu: She is still alive!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: You remember that girl who said: "I can't live without you"?
    Bunty: Yeah.
    Pappu: She is still alive!
  • Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.<br/>
Pappu: I know but today is not that day!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.
    Pappu: I know but today is not that day!
  • Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.<br/>
Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.
    Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?
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