• Jeeto to her son, Pappu, "Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl?"
    Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet!
  • Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'.
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get!
  • Pappu: My neighbours loved the music a lot, that I played last night.
    Bunty: How can you say that?
    Pappu: When I turned it up, they invited the police to listen to it!
  • One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager!
    All the students began to write except Pappu. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
    Pappu replied, "I am waiting for my secretary"!
  • Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group?<br />
Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours!
    Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group?
    Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours!
  • Santa: Look at neighbour's daughter, she got top position in her board exams.<br />
Pappu: I failed because I kept looking at her!
    Santa: Look at neighbour's daughter, she got top position in her board exams.
    Pappu: I failed because I kept looking at her!
  • The Art teacher gives the students an assignment in class.
    While inspecting she asked Pappu, "What have you drawn?"
    Pappu: That, Ma'm - is a cow grazing.
    Teacher: Where is the grass?
    Pappu: The cow has eaten it.
    Teacher: But where is the cow?
    Pappu: You don't suppose she'd be fool enough to stay there after she'd eaten all the grass, do you?
  • Pappu: Dad, tomorrow there's a small parent meeting in the school. You must come.<br />
Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL'?<br />
Pappu: Only you, me and the Principal!
    Pappu: Dad, tomorrow there's a small parent meeting in the school. You must come.
    Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL'?
    Pappu: Only you, me and the Principal!
  • Jeeto: What did your father say when you smashed the new car.
    Pappu: Shall I leave out the swear words?
    Jeeto: Yes, of course.
    Pappu: He didn't say a word!
  • Pappu: My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker.
    Bunty: Which girlfriend?
    Pappu: Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet!