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Teacher: Who was Akbar?
Pappu: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that?
Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal! -
Pappu: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Jeeto: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins. -
Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more.
Bunty: So what did you do?
Pappu: I turned on the subtitles! -
Pappu: My girlfriend is like iPhone 6?
Bunty: That's weird. We don't have anything beyond iPhone 5 in the market.
Pappu: Yeah! Mine is also still to be launched! -
Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result?
Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news.
Santa: Good news first?
Pappu: I passed the exams.
Santa: And the bad news?
Pappu: The good news is wrong! -
Jeeto to her son, Pappu, "Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl?"
Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet! -
Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get! -
Pappu: My neighbours loved the music a lot, that I played last night.
Bunty: How can you say that?
Pappu: When I turned it up, they invited the police to listen to it! -
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager!
All the students began to write except Pappu. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
Pappu replied, "I am waiting for my secretary"! -
Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group?
Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours!