|Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night. Something to complain or what?|
Pappu: Actually, I've been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep!
|Pappu dropped his iPhone 5 in toilet and started crying. Suddenly, the toilet goddess came and offered him a golden iPhone 5.|
Pappu tried to be modest and said, "I need my own iPhone 5 not the gold one".
The goddess replied, "Stupid, it's the same. Just clean it"!
|Pappu to his girlfriend before taking off to a drive-in-movie,|
"Let's hope it's something we've seen"!
|Pappu: I love you!|
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
|In an examination hall, a girl asked Pappu, "Please tell me the beginning of the answer, rest I shall write myself?"|
Pappu checked the location of the invigilator and then whispered to her, 'The'!
|Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?|
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!
|Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart.|
Pappu: And Photoshop on your face!
|A teacher sent a note to Pappu's mother:|
"Sincere and bright boy but spends too much time with girls."
Jeeto sent a note back:
"Please advise solution, father has same problem!"
|Pappu to Bunty, "If your dad is angry with you and asks, Do I look stupid? don't answer him".|
Pappu: I learnt it the hard way.
|Pappu and his girlfriend had a very heated arguement.|
Girl: Delete my number.
Pappu: Just chill. It was never ever saved!