• Teacher: Who was Akbar?<br />
Pappu: Akbar was Gay.<br />
Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that?<br />
Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal!
    Teacher: Who was Akbar?
    Pappu: Akbar was Gay.
    Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that?
    Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal!
  • Pappu: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?<br/>
Jeeto: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.
    Pappu: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    Jeeto: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.
  • Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more.<br />
Bunty: So what did you do?<br />
Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!
    Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more.
    Bunty: So what did you do?
    Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!
  • Pappu: My girlfriend is like iPhone 6?
    Bunty: That's weird. We don't have anything beyond iPhone 5 in the market.
    Pappu: Yeah! Mine is also still to be launched!
  • Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result?
    Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news.
    Santa: Good news first?
    Pappu: I passed the exams.
    Santa: And the bad news?
    Pappu: The good news is wrong!
  • Jeeto to her son, Pappu, "Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl?"
    Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet!
  • Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'.
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get!
  • Pappu: My neighbours loved the music a lot, that I played last night.
    Bunty: How can you say that?
    Pappu: When I turned it up, they invited the police to listen to it!
  • One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager!
    All the students began to write except Pappu. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
    Pappu replied, "I am waiting for my secretary"!
  • Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group?<br />
Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours!
    Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group?
    Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours!