• Teacher:This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
    Pappu: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir.
  • Pappu: My neighbors have a nuclear family.
    Bunty: They stay separately from their parents and kids?
    Pappu: No. Their daughter-in-law is a real Nuclear Bomb!
  • Pappu: Dad, can I have another glass of water?
    Santa: But I've given you 10 already!
    Pappu: I know, but my bedroom's still on fire.
  • Pappu: You know what? My dog know Maths calculations.
    Bunty: Strange.
    Pappu: Quite strange. I asked him, "What's four minus four?" and he said nothing!
  • Bunty: Why do our elders keep asking us as to what we want to become when we grow up.
    Pappu: Because they are looking for ideas!
  • Santa: And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?<br />
Pappu: Diet!
    Santa: And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
    Pappu: Diet!
  • Bunty: When do you know that you're in love ?
    Pappu: When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan!
  • Maths Teacher: What is a line?
    Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a walk.
    Teacher: Then what are parallel lines?
    Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend!
  • Teacher: How do you tell a male rhino from a female rhino?
    Pappu: The male's the one with the remote!
  • To impress his girlfriend, Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant. He picked up menu and ordered<br />
Benigno Bergamini<br />
Waiter: Sorry sir! That's the owner's name!
    To impress his girlfriend, Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant. He picked up menu and ordered
    Benigno Bergamini
    Waiter: Sorry sir! That's the owner's name!