• Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.
    Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
  • Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.
    Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there.
  • Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?<br />
Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.<br />
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.<br />
Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar!
    Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
    Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
    Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar!
  • Pappu: I am really fed up.
    "What's the matter?", asked his room mate.
    Pappu lamentingly added, "I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!"
  • Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.
    "You're so stupid," said Pappu.
    "That's enough" said their dad. "Pappu, say sorry to Pinky", added Santa.
    Pappu: I'm sorry you're so stupid!
  • Teacher: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
    Pappu: Piiig.
  • Teacher: How does blood reach your brain?<br/>
Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.
    Teacher: How does blood reach your brain?
    Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.
  • Pappu: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    Santa: I think so, why?
    Pappu: I need you to sign my report card.
  • Pappu: What's the difference between Pollution and Solution?<br />Santa: If a politician drowns in a river it's Pollution, and if all of them drown then it's a Solution!
    Pappu: What's the difference between Pollution and Solution?
    Santa: If a politician drowns in a river it's Pollution, and if all of them drown then it's a Solution!
  • Pappu: I asked this girl to be my Valentine.
    Bunty: So what happened?
    Pappu: And I was gonna give her a box of chocolates. She said no and so I threw it at her. Totally worth it.