|Teacher:This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?|
Pappu: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir.
|Pappu: My neighbors have a nuclear family.|
Bunty: They stay separately from their parents and kids?
Pappu: No. Their daughter-in-law is a real Nuclear Bomb!
|Pappu: Dad, can I have another glass of water?|
Santa: But I've given you 10 already!
Pappu: I know, but my bedroom's still on fire.
|Pappu: You know what? My dog know Maths calculations.|
Pappu: Quite strange. I asked him, "What's four minus four?" and he said nothing!
|Bunty: Why do our elders keep asking us as to what we want to become when we grow up.|
Pappu: Because they are looking for ideas!
|Santa: And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?|
|Bunty: When do you know that you're in love ?|
Pappu: When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan!
|Maths Teacher: What is a line?|
Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a walk.
Teacher: Then what are parallel lines?
Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend!
|Teacher: How do you tell a male rhino from a female rhino?|
Pappu: The male's the one with the remote!
|To impress his girlfriend, Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant. He picked up menu and ordered|
Waiter: Sorry sir! That's the owner's name!