| Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night. Something to complain or what? Pappu: Actually, I've been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep! |
| Pappu dropped his iPhone 5 in toilet and started crying. Suddenly, the toilet goddess came and offered him a golden iPhone 5. Pappu tried to be modest and said, "I need my own iPhone 5 not the gold one". The goddess replied, "Stupid, it's the same. Just clean it"! |
| Pappu to his girlfriend before taking off to a drive-in-movie, "Let's hope it's something we've seen"! |
| Pappu: I love you! Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I'll even die for you. Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I can't live without you. Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you. Girl: Really? Pappu: Phurrrrr... |
| In an examination hall, a girl asked Pappu, "Please tell me the beginning of the answer, rest I shall write myself?" Pappu checked the location of the invigilator and then whispered to her, 'The'! |
| Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"! |
| Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart. Pappu: And Photoshop on your face! |
| A teacher sent a note to Pappu's mother: "Sincere and bright boy but spends too much time with girls." Jeeto sent a note back: "Please advise solution, father has same problem!" |
| Pappu to Bunty, "If your dad is angry with you and asks, Do I look stupid? don't answer him". Bunty: Why? Pappu: I learnt it the hard way. |
| Pappu and his girlfriend had a very heated arguement. Girl: Delete my number. Pappu: Just chill. It was never ever saved! |