Teacher: Who was Akbar? Pappu: Akbar was Gay. Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that? Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal! |
Pappu: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? Jeeto: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins. |
Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more. Bunty: So what did you do? Pappu: I turned on the subtitles! |
Pappu: My girlfriend is like iPhone 6? Bunty: That's weird. We don't have anything beyond iPhone 5 in the market. Pappu: Yeah! Mine is also still to be launched! |
Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result? Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news. Santa: Good news first? Pappu: I passed the exams. Santa: And the bad news? Pappu: The good news is wrong! |
Jeeto to her son, Pappu, "Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl?" Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet! |
Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'. Bunty: Why? Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get! |
Pappu: My neighbours loved the music a lot, that I played last night. Bunty: How can you say that? Pappu: When I turned it up, they invited the police to listen to it! |
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager! All the students began to write except Pappu. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. Pappu replied, "I am waiting for my secretary"! |
Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group? Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours! |