|Jeeto to her son, Pappu, "Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl?"|
Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet!
|Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'.|
Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get!
|Pappu: My neighbours loved the music a lot, that I played last night.|
Bunty: How can you say that?
Pappu: When I turned it up, they invited the police to listen to it!
|One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager!|
All the students began to write except Pappu. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
Pappu replied, "I am waiting for my secretary"!
|Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group?|
Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours!
|Santa: Look at neighbour's daughter, she got top position in her board exams.|
Pappu: I failed because I kept looking at her!
|The Art teacher gives the students an assignment in class.|
While inspecting she asked Pappu, "What have you drawn?"
Pappu: That, Ma'm - is a cow grazing.
Teacher: Where is the grass?
Pappu: The cow has eaten it.
Teacher: But where is the cow?
Pappu: You don't suppose she'd be fool enough to stay there after she'd eaten all the grass, do you?
|Pappu: Dad, tomorrow there's a small parent meeting in the school. You must come.|
Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL'?
Pappu: Only you, me and the Principal!
|Jeeto: What did your father say when you smashed the new car.
Pappu: Shall I leave out the swear words?
Jeeto: Yes, of course.
Pappu: He didn't say a word!
|Pappu: My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker.|
Bunty: Which girlfriend?
Pappu: Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet!