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Teacher:This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Pappu: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir. -
Pappu: My neighbors have a nuclear family.
Bunty: They stay separately from their parents and kids?
Pappu: No. Their daughter-in-law is a real Nuclear Bomb! -
Pappu: Dad, can I have another glass of water?
Santa: But I've given you 10 already!
Pappu: I know, but my bedroom's still on fire. -
Pappu: You know what? My dog know Maths calculations.
Bunty: Strange.
Pappu: Quite strange. I asked him, "What's four minus four?" and he said nothing! -
Bunty: Why do our elders keep asking us as to what we want to become when we grow up.
Pappu: Because they are looking for ideas! -
Santa: And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
Pappu: Diet! -
Bunty: When do you know that you're in love ?
Pappu: When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan! -
Maths Teacher: What is a line?
Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a walk.
Teacher: Then what are parallel lines?
Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend! -
Teacher: How do you tell a male rhino from a female rhino?
Pappu: The male's the one with the remote! -
To impress his girlfriend, Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant. He picked up menu and ordered
Benigno Bergamini
Waiter: Sorry sir! That's the owner's name!