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A guy winks at Pappu's girlfriend. <br/>
Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson. <br/>
Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants!
    A guy winks at Pappu's girlfriend.
    Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson.
    Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants!
  • Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had to punish you. What do you have to say?<br/>
Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
    Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had to punish you. What do you have to say?
    Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
  • Bunty: If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs... what does Colgate Sensitive do? <br/>
Pappu: It kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings!
    Bunty: If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs... what does Colgate Sensitive do?
    Pappu: It kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings!
  • Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend? <br/>
Pappu: Eat Pizza. <br/>
Girlfriend: No! something romantic. <br/>
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!
    Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?
    Pappu: Eat Pizza.
    Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
    Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!
  • Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? <br/>
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!
    Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
    Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!
  • Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? <br/>
Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!
    Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru?
    Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!
  • Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?<br/>
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!
    Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?
    Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!
  • Teacher: What is Anesthesia?<br/>
Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!
    Teacher: What is Anesthesia?
    Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!
  • Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day?<br/>
Pappu: Some forwarded messages!
    Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day?
    Pappu: Some forwarded messages!
  • Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?<br/>
Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi?
    Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
    Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi?