|Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?|
Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.
Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!
|Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?|
Pappu: The lunch bell!
|Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?|
|Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?|
Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.
|Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?|
Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball!
|Teacher: Do you know Newton's second law?|
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a Law student!
|Santa: Son, you should do hard work because hard work never killed anyone.|
Pappu: I know Dad, but why take a chance?
|Pappu: My girlfriend asked me to show more interest in her family.|
Bunty: So, what did you do?
Pappu: Now I am flirting with her sister!
|Police: Why did you slap that person?|
Pappu: Because he asked me that what is the sound of one hand clapping? So I slapped his face!
|Teacher: Complete the sentence. "Early to bed, early to rise..."|
Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!