|Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?|
Pappu: I'm nutelling you!
|Girlfriend: How much do you love me?|
Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved!
|Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?|
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!
|Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.|
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
|Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.|
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
|Santa: What did you learn today?|
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
|At a restaurant:|
Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?
Waiter: Aur Madam?
Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!
|On a Date:|
Pappu: Black coffee for two.
Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.
Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!
|Bunty: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time?|
Pappu: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'!
|Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.|
Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!