• Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit.<br />
Bunty: Quite interesting, But how?<br />
Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!
    Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit.
    Bunty: Quite interesting, But how?
    Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!
  • Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.<br />
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
    Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.
    Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
  • Teacher: Do you have any brothers?<br />
Pappu: No. But my sister does!
    Teacher: Do you have any brothers?
    Pappu: No. But my sister does!
  • Teacher: Make a sentence using the word 'Deliver'.<br />
Pappu: Drinking is bad for de liver!
    Teacher: Make a sentence using the word 'Deliver'.
    Pappu: Drinking is bad for de liver!
  • Teacher: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
    Pappu: You mean I don't need to take another bath till I'm 65?
  • Teacher: What's you father?
    Pappu: I.C.S in summer and P.C.S in winter.
    Teacher: What's that?
    Pappu: "Ice cream seller" in summer and "Pakoda chat seller" in winter.
  • Teacher: Do you know how long cows should be milked?
    Pappu: The same as short ones.
  • Teacher: What is Electricity?
    Pappu: Electricity is the adopted daughter of the Punjab Govt. and it has extremely loose character. It elopes all the time - even at midnight, without informing anyone!
  • Bunty: Why didn't the boy tell his mother that he'd been eating glue?
    Pappu: Because his lips were sealed.
  • Teacher: I'm sorry to hear about your Uncle. What did he die of?
    Pappu: I don't know, but apparently it wasn't anything serious.