|Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit.|
Bunty: Quite interesting, But how?
Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!
|Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.|
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
|Teacher: Do you have any brothers?|
Pappu: No. But my sister does!
|Teacher: Make a sentence using the word 'Deliver'.|
Pappu: Drinking is bad for de liver!
|Teacher: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.|
Pappu: You mean I don't need to take another bath till I'm 65?
|Teacher: What's you father?|
Pappu: I.C.S in summer and P.C.S in winter.
Teacher: What's that?
Pappu: "Ice cream seller" in summer and "Pakoda chat seller" in winter.
|Teacher: Do you know how long cows should be milked?|
Pappu: The same as short ones.
|Teacher: What is Electricity?|
Pappu: Electricity is the adopted daughter of the Punjab Govt. and it has extremely loose character. It elopes all the time - even at midnight, without informing anyone!
|Bunty: Why didn't the boy tell his mother that he'd been eating glue?|
Pappu: Because his lips were sealed.
|Teacher: I'm sorry to hear about your Uncle. What did he die of?|
Pappu: I don't know, but apparently it wasn't anything serious.