• Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents? I learnt that they don't have a computer.
    Pappu: Exactly!
  • Pappu: My girlfriend's a wonder.
    Bunty: Is she really that beautiful?
    Pappu: No. Actually, every time I see her, I wonder why I'm going out with her!
  • Pappu: My girlfriend is a perfect woman driver.
    Bunty: Wow, that's great! Why don't you make her participate in car rallies?
    Pappu: Come on. Actually, she's a perfect driver because she doesn't drive!
  • Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health.<br />
Pappu: I play football, cricket and tennis almost daily.<br />
Doctor: How long do you play?<br />
Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down!
    Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health.
    Pappu: I play football, cricket and tennis almost daily.
    Doctor: How long do you play?
    Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down!
  • Pappu: I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me?
    Girl: Hindi Mein Bol, Harami! Mujhe Angrezi Nahi Aati.
    Pappu: Aaj Shayad Baarish Hogi. Aisa Lag Raha Hai, Bahen!
  • Bunty: What's worse than your girlfriend sending you a text to break up?
    Pappu: Another text saying, 'Sorry that wasn't for you'.
  • Mother: Stop pulling the cat's tail.
    Pappu: I'm not. I'm just holding the tail. The cat's doing the pulling.
  • Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where's the wagon?
    Pappu: Oh, the horse will draw that.
  • Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak?<br/ >
Pappu: All of them were born on government holidays
    Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
    Pappu: All of them were born on government holidays
  • Teacher:This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
    Pappu: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir.