|Girl: How much do you love me?|
Pappu: My heart is my mobile and you are its SIM.
Girl: Oh my God! I am so lucky.
Pappu: Thank God, She doesn't know that mobile has dual SIMs.
|Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed.|
Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.
|Pappu: I got stopped by a cop last night. The officer said, "Do you have a police record?"|
Bunty: Then what happened?
Pappu: I said, "Yes, 'Walking on the Moon' from 1979".
|Pappu: Ma'm, why did Gandhi Ji and Einstein had little or no hair on their head?|
Teacher: Because of intelligence.
Pappu: No wonder, girls have such long hair!
|Pappu: A woman was dating two men - a lawyer and a doctor. When the lawyer went on a business trip he got her a gift. What was it?|
Pappu: Obviously, an Apple.
|Pappu: We are WTF Generation.|
Bunty: You must be. I am not.
Pappu: Cool it. WTF stands for
WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook!
|Pappu, while fillng out an application form comes across a question, "If there's an emergency, notify ---". He asks Bunty as to what shall he fill in it.|
Bunty: Your parents' name.
Pappu: Isn't it better if I put 'DOCTOR', what're my parents going to do?
|Jeeto and Santa to Pappu, "We have been wanting to talk to you".|
Pappu: What's it?
Parents: You have really become disobedient off late.
Pappu: Mom and Dad, it's no being deal. Even I wanted to tell you that from now on, either it's my way or Norway!
|Pappu: Will you go out with me?|
Pappu: Do you even know what I said?
Pappu: What did I say then?
Girl: Will you go out with me?
|Teacher: Where is your Maths homework?|
Pappu: It committed suicide, it had too many problems.