|Teacher: Pappu, tell about Newton's 3rd law of motion.|
Pappu: Ma'm, I know just the last part of it.
Teacher: Tell me as much as you know.
Pappu: And this is called Newton's 3rd law of motion!
|Pappu returns from school and says he got an 'F' in Maths. 'Why?' asks his father?|
The teacher asked, "How much is 2x3 and I said 6, replies Pappu.
Santa: But that's right!
Yeah, but then she asked me, "How much is 3x2?", adds Pappu.
"What's the f**king difference?" asks Santa.
Pappu: That's what I said!
|Pappu: Please get well soon!|
Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.
Pappu: I am talking to my 'grades'.
|Pappu: My girlfriend has left me.|
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reson for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back.
|Pappu: A girl said, "I love you" to me.|
Bunty: What did you say?
Pappu: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me".
|Pappu: My girlfriend is like a fart.|
Bunty: Why do you say so?
Pappu: She's not at all good looking; so whenever I am out in public, I never own her.
|Pappu: What's green and has wheels?|
Bunty: Ummm! Don't know.
Pappu: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
|A well-built guy was fooling around with Pappu's girlfriend. Pappu entered into an altercation with him.|
Pappu: Are you serious?
Guy: Yes, I am. What'll you do about it?
Pappu: Nothing. It's just that I don't like pranks.
|Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.|
Pappu: Then marry me, we will be the happiest couple.
|Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.|
Pappu: Life imprisonment!