|Teacher: Pappu, what is the outside of a tree called?|
Pappu: I don't know.
Teacher: Bark, Pappu, bark.
Pappu: Bow, wow, wow!
|Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.|
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
|Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.|
Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there.
|Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?|
Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar!
|Pappu: I am really fed up.|
"What's the matter?", asked his room mate.
Pappu lamentingly added, "I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!"
|Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.|
"You're so stupid," said Pappu.
"That's enough" said their dad. "Pappu, say sorry to Pinky", added Santa.
Pappu: I'm sorry you're so stupid!
|Teacher: What do you call a pig with three eyes?|
|Teacher: How does blood reach your brain?|
Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.
|Pappu: Dad, can you write in the dark?|
Santa: I think so, why?
Pappu: I need you to sign my report card.
|Pappu: What's the difference between Pollution and Solution?|
Santa: If a politician drowns in a river it's Pollution, and if all of them drown then it's a Solution!