|Pappu: I finally found the root of all my problems.|
Bunty: And if I may know, what's it?
Pappu: My birth!
|Pappu was stuck with his maths homework. "Grandpa', he pleaded, "could you help me with this?"|
"I could", replied his grandfather, "but it wouldn't be right, would it?"
"I don't suppose it would, Grandpa", said Pappu, "but have a shot at it anyway".
|Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?|
Pappu: Because they did't have a colour printer!
|Pappu: You should see my girl. She's beautiful as a mirage.|
Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on.
Pappu: That's my girl!
|Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?"|
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: Depends on what?
Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!
|Pappu got lost at at an IPL game. He went up to police officer and said, "I've lost my dad".|
"What's he like?" asked the officer sympathetically.
"Beer and women", said Pappu.
|Pappu: My girlfriend says she wants me to be more like her Ex.|
Bunty: So what are you doing about it?
Pappu: I am dumping her!
|Pappu: My girlfriend admitted to me that she's been cheating.|
Bunty: That's really sick.
Pappu: Not really. I told her that as long as her teacher didn't notice it, she's fine!
Cat: Meow Meow...
Pappu: Meow Meow...
Jeeto: Stop aping the cat!
Pappu: No Mum, it's not like that. Actually, OMG! I speak cat!
|Pappu to a girl, "There's something gorgeous about your eyes!"|
The girl starts blushing.
Pappu: Oh, it's just my reflection!