|Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents? I learnt that they don't have a computer.|
|Pappu: My girlfriend's a wonder.|
Bunty: Is she really that beautiful?
Pappu: No. Actually, every time I see her, I wonder why I'm going out with her!
|Pappu: My girlfriend is a perfect woman driver.|
Bunty: Wow, that's great! Why don't you make her participate in car rallies?
Pappu: Come on. Actually, she's a perfect driver because she doesn't drive!
|Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health.|
Pappu: I play football, cricket and tennis almost daily.
Doctor: How long do you play?
Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down!
|Pappu: I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me?|
Girl: Hindi Mein Bol, Harami! Mujhe Angrezi Nahi Aati.
Pappu: Aaj Shayad Baarish Hogi. Aisa Lag Raha Hai, Bahen!
|Bunty: What's worse than your girlfriend sending you a text to break up?|
Pappu: Another text saying, 'Sorry that wasn't for you'.
|Mother: Stop pulling the cat's tail.|
Pappu: I'm not. I'm just holding the tail. The cat's doing the pulling.
|Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where's the wagon?|
Pappu: Oh, the horse will draw that.
|Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak?|
Pappu: All of them were born on government holidays
|Teacher:This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?|
Pappu: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir.