• Teacher: Where is your Maths homework?
    Pappu: It committed suicide, it had too many problems.
  • Teacher: You're always late in class. Do you sleep late at night?<br />
Pappu: I go to sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I sleep early or I sleep late?
    Teacher: You're always late in class. Do you sleep late at night?
    Pappu: I go to sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I sleep early or I sleep late?
  • Pappu: Please give 500 rupees.
    Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.
    Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it.
  • Pappu knocked on the door of Bunty's house. When Bunty's mother answered he asked, "Can Bunty come out to play?"
    "No," said the mother, "It's too cold".
    "Well, then, " said Pappu, "Can his football come out to play?"
  • Santa: Hey, bugger! What do you think you're doing?
    Pappu: I am drinking this whisky.
    Santa: You know you are too young to drink alcohol.
    Pappu: But the label on it says "12 years old".
  • Pappu: Mom, Bunty broke a window.
    Jeeto: How did he do it?
    Pappu: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.
  • A lady lost her handbag. It was found by Pappu and returned to her.
    Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a 1000 Rupee not in it. Now there are ten 100 Rupee notes".
    Pappu: That's right, Ma'm. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.
  • Pappu: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
    Bunty: She's damn right. So what did you do about it?
    Pappu: So now I have two.
  • Son: Papa, what's the meaning of "Like father, Like Son"?
    Father: B**tard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?
  • Pappu: I know what the International Airport in Hawaii is called!
    Bunty: What's it called?
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    ..
    ...
    Pappu: Hawaii Adda!