|Pappu: I am really fed up.|
"What's the matter?", asked his room mate.
Pappu lamentingly added, "I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!"
|Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.|
"You're so stupid," said Pappu.
"That's enough" said their dad. "Pappu, say sorry to Pinky", added Santa.
Pappu: I'm sorry you're so stupid!
|Teacher: What do you call a pig with three eyes?|
|Teacher: How does blood reach your brain?|
Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.
|Pappu: Dad, can you write in the dark?|
Santa: I think so, why?
Pappu: I need you to sign my report card.
|Pappu: What's the difference between Pollution and Solution?|
Santa: If a politician drowns in a river it's Pollution, and if all of them drown then it's a Solution!
|Pappu: I asked this girl to be my Valentine.|
Bunty: So what happened?
Pappu: And I was gonna give her a box of chocolates. She said no and so I threw it at her. Totally worth it.
|Pappu: I can't wait till Valentine's day.|
Bunty: But why? You don't even have a Valentine.
Pappu: Because I want to make everyone's day miserable by reminding them how alone they are.
|Pappu: This new teacher really confuses me. She should better make up her mind before passing any instructions.|
Bunty: What did she say?
Pappu: First she's telling me to be myself, and then she's telling me to stop being an idiot.
|Pappu: My computer beat me at chess a few days ago.|
Bunty: You can improve your game by practice.
Pappu: No big deal. It was no match for me at kick-boxing though.