• Pappu: I am really fed up.
    "What's the matter?", asked his room mate.
    Pappu lamentingly added, "I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!"
  • Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.
    "You're so stupid," said Pappu.
    "That's enough" said their dad. "Pappu, say sorry to Pinky", added Santa.
    Pappu: I'm sorry you're so stupid!
  • Teacher: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
    Pappu: Piiig.
  • Teacher: How does blood reach your brain?<br/>
Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.
    Teacher: How does blood reach your brain?
    Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.
  • Pappu: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    Santa: I think so, why?
    Pappu: I need you to sign my report card.
  • Pappu: What's the difference between Pollution and Solution?<br />Santa: If a politician drowns in a river it's Pollution, and if all of them drown then it's a Solution!
    Pappu: What's the difference between Pollution and Solution?
    Santa: If a politician drowns in a river it's Pollution, and if all of them drown then it's a Solution!
  • Pappu: I asked this girl to be my Valentine.
    Bunty: So what happened?
    Pappu: And I was gonna give her a box of chocolates. She said no and so I threw it at her. Totally worth it.
  • Pappu: I can't wait till Valentine's day.
    Bunty: But why? You don't even have a Valentine.
    Pappu: Because I want to make everyone's day miserable by reminding them how alone they are.
  • Pappu: This new teacher really confuses me. She should better make up her mind before passing any instructions.
    Bunty: What did she say?
    Pappu: First she's telling me to be myself, and then she's telling me to stop being an idiot.
  • Pappu: My computer beat me at chess a few days ago.
    Bunty: You can improve your game by practice.
    Pappu: No big deal. It was no match for me at kick-boxing though.