|Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart.|
Pappu: And Photoshop on your face!
|A teacher sent a note to Pappu's mother:|
"Sincere and bright boy but spends too much time with girls."
Jeeto sent a note back:
"Please advise solution, father has same problem!"
|Pappu to Bunty, "If your dad is angry with you and asks, Do I look stupid? don't answer him".|
Pappu: I learnt it the hard way.
|Pappu and his girlfriend had a very heated arguement.|
Girl: Delete my number.
Pappu: Just chill. It was never ever saved!
|Pappu: I finally found the root of all my problems.|
Bunty: And if I may know, what's it?
Pappu: My birth!
|Pappu was stuck with his maths homework. "Grandpa', he pleaded, "could you help me with this?"|
"I could", replied his grandfather, "but it wouldn't be right, would it?"
"I don't suppose it would, Grandpa", said Pappu, "but have a shot at it anyway".
|Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?|
Pappu: Because they did't have a colour printer!
|Pappu: You should see my girl. She's beautiful as a mirage.|
Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on.
Pappu: That's my girl!
|Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?"|
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: Depends on what?
Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!
|Pappu got lost at at an IPL game. He went up to police officer and said, "I've lost my dad".|
"What's he like?" asked the officer sympathetically.
"Beer and women", said Pappu.