|Mother: Stop pulling the cat's tail.|
Pappu: I'm not. I'm just holding the tail. The cat's doing the pulling.
|Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where's the wagon?|
Pappu: Oh, the horse will draw that.
|Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak?|
Pappu: All of them were born on government holidays
|Teacher:This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?|
Pappu: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir.
|Pappu: My neighbors have a nuclear family.|
Bunty: They stay separately from their parents and kids?
Pappu: No. Their daughter-in-law is a real Nuclear Bomb!
|Pappu: Dad, can I have another glass of water?|
Santa: But I've given you 10 already!
Pappu: I know, but my bedroom's still on fire.
|Pappu: You know what? My dog know Maths calculations.|
Pappu: Quite strange. I asked him, "What's four minus four?" and he said nothing!
|Bunty: Why do our elders keep asking us as to what we want to become when we grow up.|
Pappu: Because they are looking for ideas!
|Santa: And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?|
|Bunty: When do you know that you're in love ?|
Pappu: When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan!