|Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday.|
Bunty: So what did she ask for?
Pappu: She replied that "NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds".
Bunty: So you get her diamonds?
Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'.
|Pappu to his teacher, "I haven't got no pencil".|
The Teacher while correcting him:
"You don't have any pencil."
"He doesn't have any pencils."
"We don't have any pencils."
Pappu with a look of astonishment, "Where have all the pencils gone?`
|Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date.|
25 friends and
34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.
|Once Pappu uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook.|
His girlfriend commented, "Which one is you?"
Pappu replied, "The one holding you".
|Teacher: Hey! Stand up.|
Pappu stands up reluctantly.
Teacher: Tell me two pronouns.
Pappu: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good. Sit down.
|Pappu: My girlfriend is like an iPad.|
Bunty: That's weird. But still, how?
Pappu: I don't have an iPad.
|Girl: How much do you love me?|
Pappu: My heart is my mobile and you are its SIM.
Girl: Oh my God! I am so lucky.
Pappu: Thank God, She doesn't know that mobile has dual SIMs.
|Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed.|
Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.
|Pappu: I got stopped by a cop last night. The officer said, "Do you have a police record?"|
Bunty: Then what happened?
Pappu: I said, "Yes, 'Walking on the Moon' from 1979".
|Pappu: Ma'm, why did Gandhi Ji and Einstein had little or no hair on their head?|
Teacher: Because of intelligence.
Pappu: No wonder, girls have such long hair!