• Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart.
    Pappu: And Photoshop on your face!
  • A teacher sent a note to Pappu's mother:
    "Sincere and bright boy but spends too much time with girls."

    Jeeto sent a note back:
    "Please advise solution, father has same problem!"
  • Pappu to Bunty, "If your dad is angry with you and asks, Do I look stupid? don't answer him".
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: I learnt it the hard way.
  • Pappu and his girlfriend had a very heated arguement.
    Girl: Delete my number.
    Pappu: Just chill. It was never ever saved!
  • Pappu: I finally found the root of all my problems.
    Bunty: And if I may know, what's it?
    Pappu: My birth!
  • Pappu was stuck with his maths homework. "Grandpa', he pleaded, "could you help me with this?"
    "I could", replied his grandfather, "but it wouldn't be right, would it?"
    "I don't suppose it would, Grandpa", said Pappu, "but have a shot at it anyway".
  • Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
    Pappu: Because they did't have a colour printer!
  • Pappu: You should see my girl. She's beautiful as a mirage.
    Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on.
    Pappu: That's my girl!
  • Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?"
    Pappu: That depends.
    Teacher: Depends on what?
    Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!
  • Pappu got lost at at an IPL game. He went up to police officer and said, "I've lost my dad".
    "What's he like?" asked the officer sympathetically.
    "Beer and women", said Pappu.