|Pappu: My girlfriend is like a fart.|
Bunty: Why do you say so?
Pappu: She's not at all good looking; so whenever I am out in public, I never own her.
|Pappu: What's green and has wheels?|
Bunty: Ummm! Don't know.
Pappu: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
|A well-built guy was fooling around with Pappu's girlfriend. Pappu entered into an altercation with him.|
Pappu: Are you serious?
Guy: Yes, I am. What'll you do about it?
Pappu: Nothing. It's just that I don't like pranks.
|Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.|
Pappu: Then marry me, we will be the happiest couple.
|Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.|
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
|Teacher: If Guddi has 50 candy bars. She eats 4 and gives you 2 and give the rest to Bunty, what'll Bunty get?|
Pappu: Diabetes. Bunty'll surely get diabetes.
|While filling a form:|
Pappu: Papa, what should I write about my mother tongue?
Santa: Too long.
|Babli: Mama, Pappu beats me.|
Jeeto: Oh dear! How often?
Babli: Every time we play Scrabble!
|Pappu: Hey dad! How do you spell accident?|
Santa: Y... O... U...
|Jeeto: Let's practice Maths. We start with additions. Eg: A girl gave you 2 candies & 2 chocolates. What's your answer?|
Pappu: Luv u baby, Mmmuuaaahh...