• Pappu: My girlfriend is like a fart.
    Bunty: Why do you say so?
    Pappu: She's not at all good looking; so whenever I am out in public, I never own her.
  • Pappu: What's green and has wheels?
    Bunty: Ummm! Don't know.
    Pappu: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
  • A well-built guy was fooling around with Pappu's girlfriend. Pappu entered into an altercation with him.
    Pappu: Are you serious?
    Guy: Yes, I am. What'll you do about it?
    Pappu: Nothing. It's just that I don't like pranks.
  • Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    Pappu: Then marry me, we will be the happiest couple.
  • Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
    Pappu: Life imprisonment!
  • Teacher: If Guddi has 50 candy bars. She eats 4 and gives you 2 and give the rest to Bunty, what'll Bunty get?
    Pappu: Diabetes. Bunty'll surely get diabetes.
  • While filling a form:
    Pappu: Papa, what should I write about my mother tongue?
    Santa: Too long.
  • Babli: Mama, Pappu beats me.
    Jeeto: Oh dear! How often?
    Babli: Every time we play Scrabble!
  • Pappu: Hey dad! How do you spell accident?
    Santa: Y... O... U...
  • Jeeto: Let's practice Maths. We start with additions. Eg: A girl gave you 2 candies & 2 chocolates. What's your answer?
    Pappu: Luv u baby, Mmmuuaaahh...