|Pappu to a girl, "There's something gorgeous about your eyes!"|
The girl starts blushing.
Pappu: Oh, it's just my reflection!
|To show off to his friends, Pappu took his girlfriend to a very posh restaurant.|
Pappu: What would you like to drink?
Girlfriend: I guess I'll have a Champagne.
Pappu: Guess again!
|Teacher: How do you spell "crocodile"?|
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Pappu: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
|Pappu: I love you!|
Pappu: I like you!
Pappu: I miss you!
Pappu: You are really pretty!
|Pappu: I really can't believe the teenagers nowadays.|
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: I was in a temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarti plate. I was so shocked, I almost dropped my Vodka bottle!
|Girlfriend: Dear, it's my birthday tomorrow.|
Pappu: Happy birthday in advance!
Girlfriend: What gift shall you give to me?
Pappu: What do you want?
Girlfriend: A 'Ring'.
Pappu: I shall give you a 'Ring' but please don't pick it up as my balance is very less!
|Teacher: Where's your homework?|
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
|Santa called his son, "Pappu, if you don't stop playing that trumpet, I think I'll go crazy".|
Pappu replied cheekily, "I think you are already, I stopped playing it half an hour ago!"
|Teacher: Pappu, what is the outside of a tree called?|
Pappu: I don't know.
Teacher: Bark, Pappu, bark.
Pappu: Bow, wow, wow!
|Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.|
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.