• Santa: Hey, bugger! What do you think you're doing?
    Pappu: I am drinking this whisky.
    Santa: You know you are too young to drink alcohol.
    Pappu: But the label on it says "12 years old".
  • Pappu: Mom, Bunty broke a window.
    Jeeto: How did he do it?
    Pappu: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.
  • A lady lost her handbag. It was found by Pappu and returned to her.
    Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a 1000 Rupee not in it. Now there are ten 100 Rupee notes".
    Pappu: That's right, Ma'm. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.
  • Pappu: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
    Bunty: She's damn right. So what did you do about it?
    Pappu: So now I have two.
  • Son: Papa, what's the meaning of "Like father, Like Son"?
    Father: B**tard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?
  • Pappu: I know what the International Airport in Hawaii is called!
    Bunty: What's it called?
    Pappu: Hawaii Adda!
  • Sign of Changing Times:
    Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph.
    No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!
  • Pappu: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Bunty: Dunno.
    Pappu: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
  • Teacher: Pappu, tell about Newton's 3rd law of motion.
    Pappu: Ma'm, I know just the last part of it.
    Teacher: Tell me as much as you know.
    Pappu: And this is called Newton's 3rd law of motion!
  • Pappu returns from school and says he got an 'F' in Maths. 'Why?' asks his father?
    The teacher asked, "How much is 2x3 and I said 6, replies Pappu.
    Santa: But that's right!
    Yeah, but then she asked me, "How much is 3x2?", adds Pappu.
    "What's the f**king difference?" asks Santa.
    Pappu: That's what I said!