• Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Pappu, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
    Pappu: Nothing, Sir!
    Headmaster: Exactly.
  • Teacher: What is the difference between a Man and a Woman?
    Pappu: A Man has a "Sense of Humour" whereas a Woman has a "Sense of Rumour".
  • Jeeto: What did you learn at school today?
    Pappu: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
  • Pappu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
    Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
  • Teacher: Start Computer.
    Pappu: I did.
    Teacher: Now open my computer.
    Pappu: Miss, where is your computer?
  • Teacher: Pappu, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?
    Pappu: What do you think it is, Sir?
    Teacher: I don't think, I know!
    Pappu: Sir, I don't think I know either!
  • In a Grammar class:<br />
Teacher: 'He' does not like girls. What is 'He' in this sentence?<br />
Pappu: Gay.Upload to Facebook
    In a Grammar class:
    Teacher: 'He' does not like girls. What is 'He' in this sentence?
    Pappu: Gay.
  • Santa: Do you have a good excuse for coming home at 3 o' clock in the morning?<br />
Pappu: Yes, I do! Dad, the party was raided.Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Do you have a good excuse for coming home at 3 o' clock in the morning?
    Pappu: Yes, I do! Dad, the party was raided.
  • Pappu: Excuse me, but I don't think I deserve a 'Zero' mark for this exam paper.
    Teacher: Neither do I, but it is the lowest that I can give.
  • Pappu is late for his class. When he enters the class without permission, the teacher stops teaching and gives him a stare.
    Pappu: Ma'm, carry on! Don't Stop for me.
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