|Maths Teacher: What is a line?|
Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a walk.
Teacher: Then what are parallel lines?
Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend!
|Teacher: How do you tell a male rhino from a female rhino?|
Pappu: The male's the one with the remote!
|To impress his girlfriend, Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant. He picked up menu and ordered|
Waiter: Sorry sir! That's the owner's name!
|Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night. Something to complain or what?|
Pappu: Actually, I've been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep!
|Pappu dropped his iPhone 5 in toilet and started crying. Suddenly, the toilet goddess came and offered him a golden iPhone 5.|
Pappu tried to be modest and said, "I need my own iPhone 5 not the gold one".
The goddess replied, "Stupid, it's the same. Just clean it"!
|Pappu to his girlfriend before taking off to a drive-in-movie,|
"Let's hope it's something we've seen"!
|Pappu: I love you!|
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
|In an examination hall, a girl asked Pappu, "Please tell me the beginning of the answer, rest I shall write myself?"|
Pappu checked the location of the invigilator and then whispered to her, 'The'!
|Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?|
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!
|Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart.|
Pappu: And Photoshop on your face!