|Santa: Hey, bugger! What do you think you're doing?|
Pappu: I am drinking this whisky.
Santa: You know you are too young to drink alcohol.
Pappu: But the label on it says "12 years old".
|Pappu: Mom, Bunty broke a window.|
Jeeto: How did he do it?
Pappu: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.
|A lady lost her handbag. It was found by Pappu and returned to her.|
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a 1000 Rupee not in it. Now there are ten 100 Rupee notes".
Pappu: That's right, Ma'm. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.
|Pappu: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.|
Bunty: She's damn right. So what did you do about it?
Pappu: So now I have two.
|Son: Papa, what's the meaning of "Like father, Like Son"?|
Father: B**tard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?
|Pappu: I know what the International Airport in Hawaii is called!|
Bunty: What's it called?
Pappu: Hawaii Adda!
|Sign of Changing Times:|
Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph.
No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!
|Pappu: Why did the chicken cross the road?|
Pappu: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
|Teacher: Pappu, tell about Newton's 3rd law of motion.|
Pappu: Ma'm, I know just the last part of it.
Teacher: Tell me as much as you know.
Pappu: And this is called Newton's 3rd law of motion!
|Pappu returns from school and says he got an 'F' in Maths. 'Why?' asks his father?|
The teacher asked, "How much is 2x3 and I said 6, replies Pappu.
Santa: But that's right!
Yeah, but then she asked me, "How much is 3x2?", adds Pappu.
"What's the f**king difference?" asks Santa.
Pappu: That's what I said!