|Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Pappu, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?|
Pappu: Nothing, Sir!
|Teacher: What is the difference between a Man and a Woman?|
Pappu: A Man has a "Sense of Humour" whereas a Woman has a "Sense of Rumour".
|Jeeto: What did you learn at school today?|
Pappu: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
|Pappu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.|
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
|Teacher: Start Computer.|
Pappu: I did.
Teacher: Now open my computer.
Pappu: Miss, where is your computer?
|Teacher: Pappu, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?|
Pappu: What do you think it is, Sir?
Teacher: I don't think, I know!
Pappu: Sir, I don't think I know either!
|In a Grammar class:|
Teacher: 'He' does not like girls. What is 'He' in this sentence?
|Santa: Do you have a good excuse for coming home at 3 o' clock in the morning?|
Pappu: Yes, I do! Dad, the party was raided.
|Pappu: Excuse me, but I don't think I deserve a 'Zero' mark for this exam paper.|
Teacher: Neither do I, but it is the lowest that I can give.
|Pappu is late for his class. When he enters the class without permission, the teacher stops teaching and gives him a stare.|
Pappu: Ma'm, carry on! Don't Stop for me.