A guy winks at Pappu's girlfriend. |
Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson.
Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants!
|Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had to punish you. What do you have to say?|
Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
|Bunty: If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs... what does Colgate Sensitive do? |
Pappu: It kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings!
|Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend? |
Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!
|Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? |
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!
|Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? |
Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!
|Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?|
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!
|Teacher: What is Anesthesia?|
Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!
|Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day?|
Pappu: Some forwarded messages!
|Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?|
Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi?