• Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?<br/>
Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system!
    Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?
    Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system!
  • Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.<br/>
Pappu: Nahi.<br/>
Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.<br/>
Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.<br/>
Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun!
    Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.
    Pappu: Nahi.
    Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?
    Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.
    Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.
    Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun!
  • Interviewer: What's your strength?<br/>
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.<br/>
Interviewer: What's your weakness?<br/>
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!
    Interviewer: What's your strength?
    Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
    Interviewer: What's your weakness?
    Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!
  • Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?<br/>
Pappu: I'm nutelling you!
    Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
    Pappu: I'm nutelling you!
  • Girlfriend: How much do you love me?<br/>
Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved!
    Girlfriend: How much do you love me?
    Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved!
  • Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?<br/>
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?<br/>
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!
    Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?
    Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?
    Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!
  • Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.<br />
Jeeto: Why?<br />
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
    Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.
    Jeeto: Why?
    Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
  • Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.<br/>
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
    Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.
    Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
    Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
  • Santa: What did you learn today?<br/>
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
    Santa: What did you learn today?
    Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
  • At a restaurant:<br/>
Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?<br/>
Pappu: Coffee<br/>
Waiter: Aur Madam?<br/>
Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!
    At a restaurant:
    Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?
    Pappu: Coffee
    Waiter: Aur Madam?
    Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!