• Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear?<br/>
Pappu: There is no food!
    Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear?
    Pappu: There is no food!
  • Bunty: How is your crush?<br/>
Pappu: No more.<br/>
Bunty: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!<br/>
Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!
    Bunty: How is your crush?
    Pappu: No more.
    Bunty: What happened?
    Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!
    Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!
  • At a wedding function:<br/>
Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course!
    At a wedding function:
    Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?
    Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course!
  • Bunty: I got a new guitar tattoo.<br/>
Pappu: Agar Khujli Karega Toh Bajega Kya?
    Bunty: I got a new guitar tattoo.
    Pappu: Agar Khujli Karega Toh Bajega Kya?
  • Bunty: Hello Bhai, Kya Haal Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Mast Bhai, Tu Suna.<br/>
Bunty: Yaar Ek Kaam Tha...<br/>
Pappu: Haan Toh Karle, Baad Mein Baat Karenge!
    Bunty: Hello Bhai, Kya Haal Hai?
    Pappu: Mast Bhai, Tu Suna.
    Bunty: Yaar Ek Kaam Tha...
    Pappu: Haan Toh Karle, Baad Mein Baat Karenge!
  • Teacher: If you had one rupee and you asked your father for another, how many rupees would you have?<br/>
Pappu: One rupee.<br/>
Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.<br/>
Pappu: You don't know my father!
    Teacher: If you had one rupee and you asked your father for another, how many rupees would you have?
    Pappu: One rupee.
    Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
    Pappu: You don't know my father!
  • Teacher: How many letters are there in English alphabets?<br/>
Pappu: 23 without GST, 26 with GST!
    Teacher: How many letters are there in English alphabets?
    Pappu: 23 without GST, 26 with GST!
  • Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?<br/>
Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
    Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?
    Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
  • Pappu: You know I got a raise?<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
    Pappu: You know I got a raise?
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
  • Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?<br/>
Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!
    Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?
    Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!