• Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.<br/>
Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.
    Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?
  • Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?<br/>
Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.<br/>
Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?
    Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.
    Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!
  • Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?<br/>
Pappu: The lunch bell!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?
    Pappu: The lunch bell!
  • Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?<br/>
Pappu: Imagination!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?
    Pappu: Imagination!
  • Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?<br/>
Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.<br/>
Pappu: Exactly!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?
    Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.
    Pappu: Exactly!
  • Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?<br/>
Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?
    Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball!
  • Teacher: Do you know Newton's second law?<br/>
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a Law student!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Do you know Newton's second law?
    Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a Law student!
  • Santa: Son, you should do hard work because hard work never killed anyone.<br/>
Pappu: I know Dad, but why take a chance?Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Son, you should do hard work because hard work never killed anyone.
    Pappu: I know Dad, but why take a chance?
  • Pappu: My girlfriend asked me to show more interest in her family.<br/>
Bunty: So, what did you do?<br/>
Pappu: Now I am flirting with her sister!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: My girlfriend asked me to show more interest in her family.
    Bunty: So, what did you do?
    Pappu: Now I am flirting with her sister!
  • Police: Why did you slap that person?<br/>
Pappu: Because he asked me that what is the sound of one hand clapping? So I slapped his face!Upload to Facebook
    Police: Why did you slap that person?
    Pappu: Because he asked me that what is the sound of one hand clapping? So I slapped his face!
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