|Teacher: What is 1+1?|
Pappu: Happy Hours!
|Girl: What are you looking at?|
Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!
|Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?|
|Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?|
Pappu: Deciding to get up!
|Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?|
Girl: Get your own, I am next!
|Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.|
Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.
Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya?
|Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.|
Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe!
|Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?|
Pappu: I Love You!
|Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV?|
Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels?
Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says!
|Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai.|
Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!
Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?
Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun!