• Santa: What did you learn today?<br/>
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
    Santa: What did you learn today?
    Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
  • At a restaurant:<br/>
Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?<br/>
Pappu: Coffee<br/>
Waiter: Aur Madam?<br/>
Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!
    At a restaurant:
    Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?
    Pappu: Coffee
    Waiter: Aur Madam?
    Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!
  • On a Date:<br/>
Pappu: Black coffee for two.<br/>
Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.<br/>
Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!
    On a Date:
    Pappu: Black coffee for two.
    Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.
    Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!
  • Bunty: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time?<br/>
Pappu: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'!
    Bunty: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time?
    Pappu: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'!
  • Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.<br/>
Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!
    Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.
    Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!
  • Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear?<br/>
Pappu: There is no food!
    Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear?
    Pappu: There is no food!
  • Bunty: How is your crush?<br/>
Pappu: No more.<br/>
Bunty: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!<br/>
Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!
    Bunty: How is your crush?
    Pappu: No more.
    Bunty: What happened?
    Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!
    Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!
  • At a wedding function:<br/>
Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course!
    At a wedding function:
    Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?
    Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course!
  • Bunty: I got a new guitar tattoo.<br/>
Pappu: Agar Khujli Karega Toh Bajega Kya?
    Bunty: I got a new guitar tattoo.
    Pappu: Agar Khujli Karega Toh Bajega Kya?
  • Bunty: Hello Bhai, Kya Haal Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Mast Bhai, Tu Suna.<br/>
Bunty: Yaar Ek Kaam Tha...<br/>
Pappu: Haan Toh Karle, Baad Mein Baat Karenge!
    Bunty: Hello Bhai, Kya Haal Hai?
    Pappu: Mast Bhai, Tu Suna.
    Bunty: Yaar Ek Kaam Tha...
    Pappu: Haan Toh Karle, Baad Mein Baat Karenge!