• Teacher: Please name two pronouns.<br/>
Pappu: Who? Me?<br/>
Teacher: Correct!
    Teacher: Please name two pronouns.
    Pappu: Who? Me?
    Teacher: Correct!
  • Girl: I am a chef.<br/>
Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Baat Ka Batangad!
    Girl: I am a chef.
    Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?
    Girl: Baat Ka Batangad!
  • Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?<br/>
Pappu: You're both.<br/>
Girlfriend: What do you mean both?<br/>
Pappu: You're pretty ugly!
    Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
    Pappu: You're both.
    Girlfriend: What do you mean both?
    Pappu: You're pretty ugly!
  • Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!
    Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?
    Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!
  • Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor?<br/>
Pappu: Because of gravity Mom!
    Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor?
    Pappu: Because of gravity Mom!
  • Santa: Can I see your report card?<br/>
Pappu: No, I don't  have it.<br/>
Santa: Why?<br/>
Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents!
    Santa: Can I see your report card?
    Pappu: No, I don't have it.
    Santa: Why?
    Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents!
  • Bunty: My girlfriend eats a lot, what should I do?<br/>
Pappu: Patthar Maar Uske Munh Pe.<br/>
Bunty: Woh Kyon?<br/>
Pappu: Eat Ka Jawaab Patthar Se Do!
    Bunty: My girlfriend eats a lot, what should I do?
    Pappu: Patthar Maar Uske Munh Pe.
    Bunty: Woh Kyon?
    Pappu: Eat Ka Jawaab Patthar Se Do!
  • Bunty: Which is your favorite fictional character?<br/>
Pappu: Girlfriend!
    Bunty: Which is your favorite fictional character?
    Pappu: Girlfriend!
  • Pappu: Dad, from whom did I get my intelligence?<br/>
Santa: It must be from your mother. I still have mine!
    Pappu: Dad, from whom did I get my intelligence?
    Santa: It must be from your mother. I still have mine!
  • Teacher: Why your paper is blank?<br/>
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!
    Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
    Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!
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