• An ailing Pathan to his doctor, `Doctor, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes.<br />
Doctor: Why? What happened? Is it some skin allergy?<br />
Pathan: No. Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel a terrible headache!
    An ailing Pathan to his doctor, "Doctor, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes.
    Doctor: Why? What happened? Is it some skin allergy?
    Pathan: No. Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel a terrible headache!
  • Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?<br/>
Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.<br/>
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.<br/>
Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar!
    Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
    Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
    Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar!
  • Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, `Are there half fares for children?`<br />
Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve.<br />
Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!
    Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, "Are there half fares for children?"
    Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve.
    Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!
  • Nurse: Congrats, you have been blessed with 3 kids.
    Pathan: It had to happen considering the movies I watched... Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3 and Krrish 3.
    Nurse: Thank God, you didn't see Delhi 6!
  • Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.<br/>
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.<br/>
Doctor astonished, `What in the world is his hobby?`<br/>
Salma: Saving Money!
    Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.
    Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.
    Doctor astonished, "What in the world is his hobby?"
    Salma: Saving Money!
  • Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements?<br/>
Pathan: Oxgen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Parveen and Yasmeen!
    Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements?
    Pathan: Oxgen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Parveen and Yasmeen!
  • Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?<br />
Teacher: I never called you.<br />
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
    Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
    Teacher: I never called you.
    Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
  • A Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
    When a person asked what he was doing - he replied, "Oye! Higher studies, Yaar!"
  • A Pathan and his son were having an intellectual discussion about life and philosophy.




    What are you searching for, down here? The joke ended at the top only!
  • Teacher to his Pathan student, "Who is a murderer?"
    Pathan: I don't know.
    Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What'll you become?
    Pathan: An orphan!
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