• Pathan: I have swallowed a key.<br/>
Doctor: When?<br/>
Pathan: 3 months back.<br/>
Doctor: What were you doing till now?<br/>
Pathan: I was using the duplicate key, now I have lost that too!Upload to Facebook
    Pathan: I have swallowed a key.
    Doctor: When?
    Pathan: 3 months back.
    Doctor: What were you doing till now?
    Pathan: I was using the duplicate key, now I have lost that too!
  • Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.
    So, he swim into the river and read,
    "Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!
  • Pathan to his landlord: Sir, I think there is a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.<br/>
Landlord: When did you notice it?<br/>
Pathan: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!Upload to Facebook
    Pathan to his landlord: Sir, I think there is a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
    Landlord: When did you notice it?
    Pathan: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!
  • Sindhi: Operation Aankh Ka hai, Toh Taang Kyon Kaat Rahe Ho?<br/>
Pathan Doctor: Mera Pehla Operation Hai Main Nahi Chahta Beech Mein Bol Kar Tum Apni Taang Adao!Upload to Facebook
    Sindhi: Operation Aankh Ka hai, Toh Taang Kyon Kaat Rahe Ho?
    Pathan Doctor: Mera Pehla Operation Hai Main Nahi Chahta Beech Mein Bol Kar Tum Apni Taang Adao!
  • Pathan went to a hotel.<br/>
After eating he went to wash his hands, but started washing the basin.<br/>
Manager: What are you doing?<br/>
Pathan: You have written here `Wash Basin`.Upload to Facebook
    Pathan went to a hotel.
    After eating he went to wash his hands, but started washing the basin.
    Manager: What are you doing?
    Pathan: You have written here "Wash Basin".
  • Pathan to pharmacist: Can you please exchange these medicines?<br/> 
Pharmacist confused: What's wrong with them?<br/> 
Pathan: These Analgesics don't seem to work. So I would prefer Oralgesics!Upload to Facebook
    Pathan to pharmacist: Can you please exchange these medicines?
    Pharmacist confused: What's wrong with them?
    Pathan: These Analgesics don't seem to work. So I would prefer Oralgesics!
  • An ailing Pathan to his doctor, `Doctor, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes.<br />
Doctor: Why? What happened? Is it some skin allergy?<br />
Pathan: No. Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel a terrible headache!Upload to Facebook
    An ailing Pathan to his doctor, "Doctor, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes.
    Doctor: Why? What happened? Is it some skin allergy?
    Pathan: No. Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel a terrible headache!
  • Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?<br/>
Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.<br/>
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.<br/>
Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
    Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
    Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar!
  • Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, `Are there half fares for children?`<br />
Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve.<br />
Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!Upload to Facebook
    Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, "Are there half fares for children?"
    Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve.
    Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!
  • Nurse: Congrats, you have been blessed with 3 kids.
    Pathan: It had to happen considering the movies I watched... Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3 and Krrish 3.
    Nurse: Thank God, you didn't see Delhi 6!
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