An ailing Pathan to his doctor, "Doctor, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes.
Doctor: Why? What happened? Is it some skin allergy?
Pathan: No. Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel a terrible headache!
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Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar!
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Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, "Are there half fares for children?"
Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve.
Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!
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Nurse: Congrats, you have been blessed with 3 kids.
Pathan: It had to happen considering the movies I watched... Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3 and Krrish 3.
Nurse: Thank God, you didn't see Delhi 6!
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Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.
Doctor astonished, "What in the world is his hobby?"
Salma: Saving Money!
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Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements?
Pathan: Oxgen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Parveen and Yasmeen!
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Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
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A Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing - he replied, "Oye! Higher studies, Yaar!"
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A Pathan and his son were having an intellectual discussion about life and philosophy.




What are you searching for, down here? The joke ended at the top only!
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Teacher to his Pathan student, "Who is a murderer?"
Pathan: I don't know.
Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What'll you become?
Pathan: An orphan!
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