Pathan SMS

Pathan writing his Diary, "My sister had a baby this morning, I have not heard that its a boy or a girl. So, I don't know whether I am uncle or aunt."

"What do you mean I was lucky?" asked the woman to the Pathan after being hit by a bicycle.
Pathan: I usually drive a bus!

Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from this guy?
Pathan: No Sir! He only gave it to me.
Judge: And when did he give it to you?
Pathan: When I showed him the knife!

A Pathan who was put in the electric chair, got a sudden attack of hiccups just as the warden was about to pull the switch.
"Any last request?" asked the warden.
"Yeah, hic. Could you please, hic, do something to scare me?"

A Pathan was spotted drunk on duty - on the very first day of his new job.
Employer: Why are you drinking?
Pathan: Sir, you only told me that the security has to be tight.

A pathan buys a tempo and paints her wife's name lovingly on it. Salma reads it and gives him a tight slap as he wrote:
Salma for Hire
Full day: Rs 1200
Night: Rs 2400

Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from him?
Pathan: No sir, he only gave it to me.
Judge: When did he give it you?
Pathan: When I showed him the knife.

A Pathan was dancing while holding the 'brake' of his bicycle.
Sindhi: What the heck are you doing?
Pathan: Can't you see, I am doing BRAKE DANCE!

Pathan got a job in 'Idea' Customer Care Call Centre.
Customer: My Idea SIM is blocked, what to do?
Pathan: Don't get tense, remove 'Idea' SIM and use 'Airtel' SIM. Thank you for calling 'Aircell'.

Pathan to barber, "How much for a haircut?"
Barber: Rs. 50/-
Pathan: How much for a shave?
Barber: Rs. 25/-
Pathan: Good. Shave my head.

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