Pathan SMS

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Nurse: Congrats, you have been blessed with 3 kids.
Pathan: It had to happen considering the movies I watched... Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3 and Krrish 3.
Nurse: Thank God, you didn't see Delhi 6!
Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.<br/>
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.<br/>
Doctor astonished, 'What in the world is his hobby?'<br/>
Salma: Saving Money!
Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.
Doctor astonished, "What in the world is his hobby?"
Salma: Saving Money!
Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements?<br/>
Pathan: Oxgen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Parveen and Yasmeen!
Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements?
Pathan: Oxgen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Parveen and Yasmeen!
Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday? 
Teacher: I never called you. 
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
A Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing - he replied, "Oye! Higher studies, Yaar!"
A Pathan and his son were having an intellectual discussion about life and philosophy.




What are you searching for, down here? The joke ended at the top only!
Teacher to his Pathan student, "Who is a murderer?"
Pathan: I don't know.
Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What'll you become?
Pathan: An orphan!
Pathan writing his Diary, "My sister had a baby this morning, I have not heard that its a boy or a girl. So, I don't know whether I am uncle or aunt."
"What do you mean I was lucky?" asked the woman to the Pathan after being hit by a bicycle.
Pathan: I usually drive a bus!
Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from this guy?
Pathan: No Sir! He only gave it to me.
Judge: And when did he give it to you?
Pathan: When I showed him the knife!

Quotes

Angels, roll the rock away;
Death, yield up thy mighty prey:
See, He rises from the tomb,
Glowing with immortal bloom.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.