|Pathan went to a hotel.|
After eating he went to wash his hands, but started washing the basin.
Manager: What are you doing?
Pathan: You have written here "Wash Basin".
|Pathan to pharmacist: Can you please exchange these medicines?|
Pharmacist confused: What's wrong with them?
Pathan: These Analgesics don't seem to work. So I would prefer Oralgesics!
|An ailing Pathan to his doctor, "Doctor, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes.|
Doctor: Why? What happened? Is it some skin allergy?
Pathan: No. Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel a terrible headache!
|Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?|
Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar!
|Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, "Are there half fares for children?"|
Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve.
Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!
|Nurse: Congrats, you have been blessed with 3 kids.|
Pathan: It had to happen considering the movies I watched... Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3 and Krrish 3.
Nurse: Thank God, you didn't see Delhi 6!
|Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.|
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.
Doctor astonished, "What in the world is his hobby?"
Salma: Saving Money!
|Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements?|
Pathan: Oxgen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Parveen and Yasmeen!
|Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?|
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
|A Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.|
When a person asked what he was doing - he replied, "Oye! Higher studies, Yaar!"