Pathan SMS

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Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?<br/>
Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.<br/>
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.<br/>
Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar!
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar!
Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, 'Are there half fares for children?' 
Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve. 
Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!
Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, "Are there half fares for children?"
Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve.
Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!
Nurse: Congrats, you have been blessed with 3 kids.
Pathan: It had to happen considering the movies I watched... Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3 and Krrish 3.
Nurse: Thank God, you didn't see Delhi 6!
Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.<br/>
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.<br/>
Doctor astonished, 'What in the world is his hobby?'<br/>
Salma: Saving Money!
Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.
Doctor astonished, "What in the world is his hobby?"
Salma: Saving Money!
Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements?<br/>
Pathan: Oxgen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Parveen and Yasmeen!
Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements?
Pathan: Oxgen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Parveen and Yasmeen!
Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday? 
Teacher: I never called you. 
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
A Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing - he replied, "Oye! Higher studies, Yaar!"
A Pathan and his son were having an intellectual discussion about life and philosophy.




What are you searching for, down here? The joke ended at the top only!
Teacher to his Pathan student, "Who is a murderer?"
Pathan: I don't know.
Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What'll you become?
Pathan: An orphan!
Pathan writing his Diary, "My sister had a baby this morning, I have not heard that its a boy or a girl. So, I don't know whether I am uncle or aunt."

Quotes

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

Trivia

The Iglesia Maradoniana (English: Church of Maradona; literally Maradonian Church) is a religion, created by fans of the retired Argentine football player Diego Maradona, who they believe to be the best player of all time.

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.