|Me: Nobody tells me what to do.|
My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.
Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si!
|Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh!|
|Villagers in Punjab are still wondering who the hell is Social Distan Singh?|
|Chhote Hunde Ghar Wale Kehnde Hunde Si 'Bahar Bau' Hai.|
Ajj Pata Laga Bahar Sachhi Bau Hai!
|Child to his Punjabi Mom: What's Social Distancing?|
Mom: Paraan Marr!
English: I told you so
English: Go to sleep
English: Come outside
English: One way
|Punjabis are incorrigible.|
They only see the first five letters of the word Cholesterol!
|The finest of Punjabi poetry:|
Once there was a Crow;
Chandigarh Vich Baitha Si Oh.
Usne Peg Laye Si Do;
O Talli Geya Si Ho.
Ek Chidi Rahi Si Ro;
Crow Ne Ched Ditti Oh.
Utton Aa Geya Chidi Da Peyo;
Chidi De Peyo Ne Phir Kuttya Crow.
Crow Sharminda Geya Si Ho;
Hun Chidi Nu Bhain Kehnda Oh!
|Teacher: Your name and your homework, please.|
Punjabi Student: Nikita!
|Son: I hit a guy on road.|
Punjabi Mom ignores.
Son: Mummy Sabzi Gir Gayi Bed Pe.
Punjabi Mom: Idhar Aa Kutteya, Tainu Roti Vi Nahi Khani Aaundi!