• Sab Dosta Nu Hath Jod Ke Benti Hai Ki Aaun Wale Dina Vich Activa, Motorcycle Holi Chalao... <br/>
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Eh Na Hove Aage Chhabeel Lagi Hove Te Tuhanu Pata Hi Na Lage!Upload to Facebook
    Sab Dosta Nu Hath Jod Ke Benti Hai Ki Aaun Wale Dina Vich Activa, Motorcycle Holi Chalao...
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    Eh Na Hove Aage Chhabeel Lagi Hove Te Tuhanu Pata Hi Na Lage!
  • A Punjabi woman in London talking in English to a doctor about her sick child:<br/>
My Kaka is ill Ek Week Da,<br/>
Na Eat Da, Na Sleep Da,<br/>
Bas Weep Da Te Cheek Da,<br/>
Nale Nak Vi Leak Da!Upload to Facebook
    A Punjabi woman in London talking in English to a doctor about her sick child:
    My Kaka is ill Ek Week Da,
    Na Eat Da, Na Sleep Da,
    Bas Weep Da Te Cheek Da,
    Nale Nak Vi Leak Da!
  • Fakir: Koi Baba Nu Roti Khawa Do<br/>
Baba Chawal Vi Kha Lena<br/>
Baba Icecream Vi Kha Lenda<br/>
Baba Burger Vi Kha Lenda<br/>
Baba Sandwich Vi Kha Lenda<br/>
Lady: Baba Juttiyan Vi Kha Lenda Ke Nahin?<br/>
Fakir: Na Puttar, Sakht Cheez Di Manai Hai...!Upload to Facebook
    Fakir: Koi Baba Nu Roti Khawa Do
    Baba Chawal Vi Kha Lena
    Baba Icecream Vi Kha Lenda
    Baba Burger Vi Kha Lenda
    Baba Sandwich Vi Kha Lenda
    Lady: Baba Juttiyan Vi Kha Lenda Ke Nahin?
    Fakir: Na Puttar, Sakht Cheez Di Manai Hai...!
  • Enjoy the finest of Punjabi poetry:
    Once there was a Crow;
    Chandigarh Vich Baitha Si Oh.
    Usne Peg Laye Si Do;
    O Talli Geya Si Ho.
    Ik Chiri Rahi Si Ro;
    Crow Ne Ched Ditti Oh.
    Utto Aa Geya Chiri Da Peo;
    Chiri De Peo Ne Phir Kuttya Crow.
    Crow Sharminda Geya Si Ho;
    Hun Chiri Nu Bhain Kehnda Oh!
  • Ajj Kal De Zamaane Vichh Maape Apne Baccheyan Da Bahut Kehna Mande Hann!Upload to Facebook
    Ajj Kal De Zamaane Vichh Maape Apne Baccheyan Da Bahut Kehna Mande Hann!
  • Santa used to go daily to a meat shop: Boneless Meat Deo... Kutte Vaaste.
    Then one day he came - Bones Wala Deo.
    The butcher asked: Ajj Dog Nu Bones Vi Deoge?
    Santa: Nahi, Ajj Assi Khaana!
  • Yaar Main Ik Kudi Di Fake ID To Kisi Kudi Naal Gall Karda Hunda Si, Mainu Usde Naal Pyaar Ho Geya. Fir Ik Din Main Usnu Daseya Ki Main Munda Haan,<br />
Usda Reply Aaya Ki Oh Vi Munda Hai.<br />
Yaar Lok Eddan Kyon Karde Aa!Upload to Facebook
    Yaar Main Ik Kudi Di Fake ID To Kisi Kudi Naal Gall Karda Hunda Si, Mainu Usde Naal Pyaar Ho Geya. Fir Ik Din Main Usnu Daseya Ki Main Munda Haan,
    Usda Reply Aaya Ki Oh Vi Munda Hai.
    Yaar Lok Eddan Kyon Karde Aa!
  • Punjab Da Vikas Te Malaysia Da Jahaaj - Je Kise Ne Dekhia Ta Jaroor Dasso!
  • T.T.: Ticket Dikhao.<br />
Santa: Aa Lo Ji.<br />
T.T.: Eh Ta Purani Ticket Hai.<br />
Santa: Te Train Kehda Tere Peyo Ne Hune Showroom To Kadwai Aa!Upload to Facebook
    T.T.: Ticket Dikhao.
    Santa: Aa Lo Ji.
    T.T.: Eh Ta Purani Ticket Hai.
    Santa: Te Train Kehda Tere Peyo Ne Hune Showroom To Kadwai Aa!
  • Professor: Je Koi Munda Girls Hostel Di Taraf Geya Ta Pehli Vaar Rs.100 fine, Duji Vaar 200 Te Tiji Vaar 500 fine Lagguga.<br />

Pappu: Sir Ji, PASS Kine Da Banuga?Upload to Facebook
    Professor: Je Koi Munda Girls Hostel Di Taraf Geya Ta Pehli Vaar Rs.100 fine, Duji Vaar 200 Te Tiji Vaar 500 fine Lagguga.
    Pappu: Sir Ji, PASS Kine Da Banuga?
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