• Son: I hit a guy on road.<br/>
Punjabi Mom ignores.<br/>
Son: Mummy Sabzi Gir Gayi Bed Pe.<br/>
Punjabi Mom: Idhar Aa Kutteya, Tainu Roti Vi Nahi Khani Aaundi!Upload to Facebook
    Son: I hit a guy on road.
    Punjabi Mom ignores.
    Son: Mummy Sabzi Gir Gayi Bed Pe.
    Punjabi Mom: Idhar Aa Kutteya, Tainu Roti Vi Nahi Khani Aaundi!
  • A boy proposed a girl:<br/>
`I love you.<br/>
I was in love with you from the first time I saw you. I can do anything for you. You are my first and last wish. You are everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily forever. Please don't say no to me. You are my life.`<br/>
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Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Nahi Aaundi!Upload to Facebook
    A boy proposed a girl:
    "I love you.
    I was in love with you from the first time I saw you. I can do anything for you. You are my first and last wish. You are everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily forever. Please don't say no to me. You are my life."
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    Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Nahi Aaundi!
  • Pappu: Kya Tum Mujhse Friendship Karogi?<br/>
Girl: Main Itni Jaldi Trust Nahi Kar Sakti.<br/>
Pappu: Na Tu Trust Nu Mere Kol 10 Lakh Di Kameti Pauni Aa, Jo Main Lai Ke Bhaj Jau!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Kya Tum Mujhse Friendship Karogi?
    Girl: Main Itni Jaldi Trust Nahi Kar Sakti.
    Pappu: Na Tu Trust Nu Mere Kol 10 Lakh Di Kameti Pauni Aa, Jo Main Lai Ke Bhaj Jau!
  • A Punjaban's Apology:<br/>
I am sorry but Galti Kutteya Teri Si!Upload to Facebook
    A Punjaban's Apology:
    I am sorry but Galti Kutteya Teri Si!
  • Best Traffic Advertisement of Year:<br/>
Picture of Lord Ganesha holding a helmet with a saying, `Take care of your head, not everyone gets a replacement like me.`<br/>
Punjabi version - Lord Ganesha holding a helmet and saying, `Ullu De Pattho... Helmet Pa Lo... Tuhada Bapu Shivji Nahi Hai!`Upload to Facebook
    Best Traffic Advertisement of Year:
    Picture of Lord Ganesha holding a helmet with a saying, "Take care of your head, not everyone gets a replacement like me."
    Punjabi version - Lord Ganesha holding a helmet and saying, "Ullu De Pattho... Helmet Pa Lo... Tuhada Bapu Shivji Nahi Hai!"
  • Sab Dosta Nu Hath Jod Ke Benti Hai Ki Aaun Wale Dina Vich Activa, Motorcycle Holi Chalao... <br/>
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Eh Na Hove Aage Chhabeel Lagi Hove Te Tuhanu Pata Hi Na Lage!Upload to Facebook
    Sab Dosta Nu Hath Jod Ke Benti Hai Ki Aaun Wale Dina Vich Activa, Motorcycle Holi Chalao...
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    Eh Na Hove Aage Chhabeel Lagi Hove Te Tuhanu Pata Hi Na Lage!
  • A Punjabi woman in London talking in English to a doctor about her sick child:<br/>
My Kaka is ill Ek Week Da,<br/>
Na Eat Da, Na Sleep Da,<br/>
Bas Weep Da Te Cheek Da,<br/>
Nale Nak Vi Leak Da!Upload to Facebook
    A Punjabi woman in London talking in English to a doctor about her sick child:
    My Kaka is ill Ek Week Da,
    Na Eat Da, Na Sleep Da,
    Bas Weep Da Te Cheek Da,
    Nale Nak Vi Leak Da!
  • Fakir: Koi Baba Nu Roti Khawa Do<br/>
Baba Chawal Vi Kha Lena<br/>
Baba Icecream Vi Kha Lenda<br/>
Baba Burger Vi Kha Lenda<br/>
Baba Sandwich Vi Kha Lenda<br/>
Lady: Baba Juttiyan Vi Kha Lenda Ke Nahin?<br/>
Fakir: Na Puttar, Sakht Cheez Di Manai Hai...!Upload to Facebook
    Fakir: Koi Baba Nu Roti Khawa Do
    Baba Chawal Vi Kha Lena
    Baba Icecream Vi Kha Lenda
    Baba Burger Vi Kha Lenda
    Baba Sandwich Vi Kha Lenda
    Lady: Baba Juttiyan Vi Kha Lenda Ke Nahin?
    Fakir: Na Puttar, Sakht Cheez Di Manai Hai...!
  • Enjoy the finest of Punjabi poetry:
    Once there was a Crow;
    Chandigarh Vich Baitha Si Oh.
    Usne Peg Laye Si Do;
    O Talli Geya Si Ho.
    Ik Chiri Rahi Si Ro;
    Crow Ne Ched Ditti Oh.
    Utto Aa Geya Chiri Da Peo;
    Chiri De Peo Ne Phir Kuttya Crow.
    Crow Sharminda Geya Si Ho;
    Hun Chiri Nu Bhain Kehnda Oh!
  • Ajj Kal De Zamaane Vichh Maape Apne Baccheyan Da Bahut Kehna Mande Hann!Upload to Facebook
    Ajj Kal De Zamaane Vichh Maape Apne Baccheyan Da Bahut Kehna Mande Hann!
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