• Biology Teacher: What is Aloe Vera?<br/>
Pappu: It's a Punjabi sister/brother offering something to his elder brother!
    Biology Teacher: What is Aloe Vera?
    Pappu: It's a Punjabi sister/brother offering something to his elder brother!
  • Baari Barsi Khattan Geya Si;
    Baari Barsi Khattan Geya Si;
    Maa Ne Khichh Ke Maari Chandd;
    Jacket Paa Kuteya, Bahar Kinni Thandd!
  • Yaar Change Hoan Tan Rabb Ban Jande Ne;<br/>
Yaar Madde Hoan Tan Yabb Ban Jande Ne!
    Yaar Change Hoan Tan Rabb Ban Jande Ne;
    Yaar Madde Hoan Tan Yabb Ban Jande Ne!
  • Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te Share Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai, Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich 

Safari Gaddi Mang Layi Hove!
    Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te Share Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai, Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich Safari Gaddi Mang Layi Hove!
  • Urdu Mein Arz Kiya Hai:<br />
Woh Waqt Gujar Gaya, Jab Mujhe Teri Mohobbat Ki Aarzoo Thi;<br />
Ab Tu Khuda Bhi Ban Jaye Toh Main Tera Sajdaa Na Karoon!<br />
Punjabi Explanation in Short:<br />
MAIN DUJJI LABH LAYI!
    Urdu Mein Arz Kiya Hai:
    Woh Waqt Gujar Gaya, Jab Mujhe Teri Mohobbat Ki Aarzoo Thi;
    Ab Tu Khuda Bhi Ban Jaye Toh Main Tera Sajdaa Na Karoon!
    Punjabi Explanation in Short:
    MAIN DUJJI LABH LAYI!
  • Kinni Ajeeb Gall Hai - Kandh Vichh Traid Pai Jaave Ta Kandh Digg Paindi Hai;
    Par Rishteyian Vich Traid Pai Jave Ta Kandhan Khadiyan Ho Jandian Ne!
  • We are Punjabi.<br/>
Aapa Calm Coom Nahi Hunde!
    We are Punjabi.
    Aapa Calm Coom Nahi Hunde!
  • Ik Kudi Mainu Kehndi - Tussi, Mera Dil Ta Nai Todoge?
    Main Keha - Kamliye, Assi Sara Din Dakka Ni Tod De, Tera Dil Ki Todange!
  • Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Diyo, Mera Viyah Ho Geya Hai.
    Boss: Factory De Bahar Hon Wale Hadseyan Layi Factory Jimmevar Nahin Hundi!
  • Lo Bhai Dosto, T-shirts Nu Karo Maaf;<br/>

Geyser Nu Kar Lo Saaf, Rajayia Nu Chara Lo Glaaf;<br/>

Jacketan Te Kotiyan Wali Kholo Paand;<br/>
Mere Walo Sareya Nu Happy Thand!
    Lo Bhai Dosto, T-shirts Nu Karo Maaf;
    Geyser Nu Kar Lo Saaf, Rajayia Nu Chara Lo Glaaf;
    Jacketan Te Kotiyan Wali Kholo Paand;
    Mere Walo Sareya Nu Happy Thand!
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