• Doctor Kehnda Savere Jaldi Utho... Umar Vaddhi Hai.
    Murga Savere Cheti Uthda Hai, Te Sham Nu Shaheed Ho Janda Hai.
    Vehma To Bacho Aaram Naal Utho!
  • Teacher: Jo Bachha 20 Tak Counting Sunaega Use Main Ek Kiss Dungi.<br/>

Punjabi Bachha: Madam Ji, Mainu 100 Tak Aaundi Hai. Tussi Scheme Puri Dasso!
    Teacher: Jo Bachha 20 Tak Counting Sunaega Use Main Ek Kiss Dungi.
    Punjabi Bachha: Madam Ji, Mainu 100 Tak Aaundi Hai. Tussi Scheme Puri Dasso!
  • Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai... Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te 'Share' Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai, Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich 'Innova' Gaddi Mang Layi Hove!
  • Always speak truth to your parents and run away immediately after saying it... because the speed of
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    'JUTTI' shall be certainly faster than you!
  • Ik Ta Pehla Hi Mood Off Hunda Utto Ghar De Moongi Masri Bana Lainde Aa!
  • Dada: Puttar Andarun, Mere Dand Tain Zara Le Aa.
    Pota: Par Daddu, Ajje Roti Tain bani Nahin.
    Dada: Oye! Roti Nu Maar Goli, Main Tain Sirf Saamne Waali Buddhi Nu Smile Deni Hai!
  • Main iPhone 6 lena aa,
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    Je Kise Nu Kidney Chahidi Hove, Ta Dasyo!
  • Kissi Ne Mainu Pucheya - Whatsapp Group Ki Hunda Hai?
    Main Keha, "WhatsApp Group Railgaddi De Uss Bhare Hoye General Dabbe Di Tarah Hunda Hai Jiss Vich 'Padd' Koi Vi Maare Sunghna Sare Dabbe Nu Painda Hai!"
  • Meanwhile in Punjab:<br />
Doctor: Yeh Goli 'Tongue' ke Niche Rakhna.<br />
Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?
    Meanwhile in Punjab:
    Doctor: Yeh Goli 'Tongue' ke Niche Rakhna.
    Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?
  • Arrange Marriage means that you are walking and suddenly a snake bites;
    But Love Marriage means you go to the snake, and say "Ley Wadd Ley".
    Hunn Wadd Vi!
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