• We are Punjabi.<br/>
Aapa Calm Coom Nahi Hunde!
    We are Punjabi.
    Aapa Calm Coom Nahi Hunde!
  • Ik Kudi Mainu Kehndi - Tussi, Mera Dil Ta Nai Todoge?
    Main Keha - Kamliye, Assi Sara Din Dakka Ni Tod De, Tera Dil Ki Todange!
  • Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Diyo, Mera Viyah Ho Geya Hai.
    Boss: Factory De Bahar Hon Wale Hadseyan Layi Factory Jimmevar Nahin Hundi!
  • Lo Bhai Dosto, T-shirts Nu Karo Maaf;<br/>

Geyser Nu Kar Lo Saaf, Rajayia Nu Chara Lo Glaaf;<br/>

Jacketan Te Kotiyan Wali Kholo Paand;<br/>
Mere Walo Sareya Nu Happy Thand!
    Lo Bhai Dosto, T-shirts Nu Karo Maaf;
    Geyser Nu Kar Lo Saaf, Rajayia Nu Chara Lo Glaaf;
    Jacketan Te Kotiyan Wali Kholo Paand;
    Mere Walo Sareya Nu Happy Thand!
  • Doctor Kehnda Savere Jaldi Utho... Umar Vaddhi Hai.
    Murga Savere Cheti Uthda Hai, Te Sham Nu Shaheed Ho Janda Hai.
    Vehma To Bacho Aaram Naal Utho!
  • Teacher: Jo Bachha 20 Tak Counting Sunaega Use Main Ek Kiss Dungi.<br/>

Punjabi Bachha: Madam Ji, Mainu 100 Tak Aaundi Hai. Tussi Scheme Puri Dasso!
    Teacher: Jo Bachha 20 Tak Counting Sunaega Use Main Ek Kiss Dungi.
    Punjabi Bachha: Madam Ji, Mainu 100 Tak Aaundi Hai. Tussi Scheme Puri Dasso!
  • Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai... Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te 'Share' Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai, Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich 'Innova' Gaddi Mang Layi Hove!
  • Always speak truth to your parents and run away immediately after saying it... because the speed of
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    'JUTTI' shall be certainly faster than you!
  • Ik Ta Pehla Hi Mood Off Hunda Utto Ghar De Moongi Masri Bana Lainde Aa!
  • Dada: Puttar Andarun, Mere Dand Tain Zara Le Aa.
    Pota: Par Daddu, Ajje Roti Tain bani Nahin.
    Dada: Oye! Roti Nu Maar Goli, Main Tain Sirf Saamne Waali Buddhi Nu Smile Deni Hai!