• Punjabi Girl to her Bengali boyfriend in College: Main Kidan Lag Rahi Hain?
    Bengali Boyfriend: Bhalo!
    Girl: Aur Tu Bandar. Kutte... Kamine... Dafa Ho Ja!
  • Main Petrol Pump Aley Nu Keha 20 Da Tel Payi, Yaar.
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    Saala Aggo Kenda - 10 Hor Dedo Pump Ch Hissa Pva Dene Aa !
  • Jananiya De Drame Te 'Nike' De Pajame Saara Saal Chalde Ne!
    Jananiya De Drame Te 'Nike' De Pajame Saara Saal Chalde Ne!
  • When I Whatsapp and you read, we both think of each other. Do you know what that means?
    It means...
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    Tussi vi Vehle te Assi vi Vehle!
  • Convent School de bachhe Zoo Vichh: Wow monkey is sleeping, don't disturb.
    Punjab Govt. School de bachhe: Oh Vekh, Tera Peo Suta Peya... Watta Mar Saale de!
  • Pendu Jawaak: Bapu, Main Ikk Billi Agge 2 Chuhe Rakhe... Billi Ne Ikk Kha Lea, Ikk Nahi.
    Peyu: O Kyon? Ik Plastic da Houga, Kanjra.
    Jawaak: Nahi Bapu. Ik Main Nakk Cho Kadeya Si!
  • Bachha: Mummy Tu Ta Kehndi Si Ke Pari Udd-di Hundi Aa. Fir Apni Gwandan Aunty Kyun Ni Udd-di?
    Mummy: Ohnu Pari Kihne Keha?
    Bachha: Daddy Kehnde Si.
    Mummy: Lae Fir Puttar, Ajj Uddegi.. Ohh Naale Tera Peo Vi!
  • Wife ko Pyaar Sey Gulaab Maarne Par Response:
    English speaking wife: You are really very naughty, Sweetheart!
    Urdu speaking wife: Na Karo na, Jaanu!
    Panjabi speaking wife: Banda Ban Ja, Kanjra!
  • Pappu: Papa, mera padhayi vich dil ni lagda...Mera vyaah karwa deo.<br/>
Santa: Marzi aa teri, Puttar... Inj rull  ya  unj rull!
    Pappu: Papa, mera padhayi vich dil ni lagda...Mera vyaah karwa deo.
    Santa: Marzi aa teri, Puttar... Inj rull ya unj rull!
  • Vyaah Karoun Da Ik Fayda Ta Jaroor Hai...
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    Paise Bhavein Lagg Jaande Ne... Par Saari Umar Di Cheej Ban Jaandi Hai!
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