• Banta to Pinky: Aur Kya Karti Ho Beta?<br/>
Pinky: Programmer Hun, Uncle.<br/>
Banta: Achha Kaun Kaun Program Bana Leti Ho?<br/>
Pinky: Beauty Parlour, Mall, Movies Jaane Ke Program!Upload to Facebook
    Banta to Pinky: Aur Kya Karti Ho Beta?
    Pinky: Programmer Hun, Uncle.
    Banta: Achha Kaun Kaun Program Bana Leti Ho?
    Pinky: Beauty Parlour, Mall, Movies Jaane Ke Program!
  • Pinky called on Customer Care:
    Customer Care: How may I help you?
    Pinky: Is there any problem with your network?
    Customer Care: No, what happened?
    Pinky: Its been 4 hrs. and nobody has liked my DP yet.
  • I wouldn't cry like that if I were you," said Jeeto to little Pinky.
    "Well," said Pinky, between her sobs, "you can cry any way you like, but this is my way!"
  • Little Pinky to her mother, Jeeto: I must be a very good child.<br />
Jeeto: Yes, you certainly are. But what makes you say so?<br />
Pinky: You never keep a maid for more than a week or two, but I've been with you for almost more than ten years!Upload to Facebook
    Little Pinky to her mother, Jeeto: I must be a very good child.
    Jeeto: Yes, you certainly are. But what makes you say so?
    Pinky: You never keep a maid for more than a week or two, but I've been with you for almost more than ten years!
  • Pinky to her boyfriend: Will you take me for a drive on Friday?<br/>
Boyfriend: Yes, but suppose it rains?<br/>
Pinky: Come the day before, then!Upload to Facebook
    Pinky to her boyfriend: Will you take me for a drive on Friday?
    Boyfriend: Yes, but suppose it rains?
    Pinky: Come the day before, then!
  • Pinky: What's your opinion of these women who imitate men?<br />
Bunty: They're idiots.<br />
Pinky: Then the imitation is successful!Upload to Facebook
    Pinky: What's your opinion of these women who imitate men?
    Bunty: They're idiots.
    Pinky: Then the imitation is successful!
  • Rani to her close friend, Pinky: Why didn't you return Balwinder's ring and presents after the break-off?<br />
Pinky: I regard them as spoils of war taken during my first engagement!Upload to Facebook
    Rani to her close friend, Pinky: Why didn't you return Balwinder's ring and presents after the break-off?
    Pinky: I regard them as spoils of war taken during my first engagement!
  • Pinky: Yesterday I met a young man who had never kissed in his life.<br />
Guddi: I should like to meet him.<br />
Pinky: You're too late now!Upload to Facebook
    Pinky: Yesterday I met a young man who had never kissed in his life.
    Guddi: I should like to meet him.
    Pinky: You're too late now!
  • Pinky: I told him he mustn't see me any more.<br />
Her friend Guddi: Well, what did he do?<br />
Pinky: He turned off the lights!Upload to Facebook
    Pinky: I told him he mustn't see me any more.
    Her friend Guddi: Well, what did he do?
    Pinky: He turned off the lights!
  • Guddi: I'm so afraid Kultar's going to be miserably unhappy when I marry.<br />
Pinky: You have decided to marry Kultar, dear?Upload to Facebook
    Guddi: I'm so afraid Kultar's going to be miserably unhappy when I marry.
    Pinky: You have decided to marry Kultar, dear?
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