|Banta to Pinky: Aur Kya Karti Ho Beta?|
Pinky: Programmer Hun, Uncle.
Banta: Achha Kaun Kaun Program Bana Leti Ho?
Pinky: Beauty Parlour, Mall, Movies Jaane Ke Program!
|Pinky called on Customer Care:|
Customer Care: How may I help you?
Pinky: Is there any problem with your network?
Customer Care: No, what happened?
Pinky: Its been 4 hrs. and nobody has liked my DP yet.
|I wouldn't cry like that if I were you," said Jeeto to little Pinky.|
"Well," said Pinky, between her sobs, "you can cry any way you like, but this is my way!"
|Little Pinky to her mother, Jeeto: I must be a very good child.|
Jeeto: Yes, you certainly are. But what makes you say so?
Pinky: You never keep a maid for more than a week or two, but I've been with you for almost more than ten years!
|Pinky to her boyfriend: Will you take me for a drive on Friday?|
Boyfriend: Yes, but suppose it rains?
Pinky: Come the day before, then!
|Pinky: What's your opinion of these women who imitate men?|
Bunty: They're idiots.
Pinky: Then the imitation is successful!
|Rani to her close friend, Pinky: Why didn't you return Balwinder's ring and presents after the break-off?|
Pinky: I regard them as spoils of war taken during my first engagement!
|Pinky: Yesterday I met a young man who had never kissed in his life.|
Guddi: I should like to meet him.
Pinky: You're too late now!
|Pinky: I told him he mustn't see me any more.|
Her friend Guddi: Well, what did he do?
Pinky: He turned off the lights!
|Guddi: I'm so afraid Kultar's going to be miserably unhappy when I marry.|
Pinky: You have decided to marry Kultar, dear?