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    Khuda-na-Khasta!
  • When does an Indian Potato changes its nationality?<br />
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    When does an Indian Potato changes its nationality?
    When it become french fries!
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  • Which car would have Ravan loved to drive?
    EYE 20!
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  • Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
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    King George, because he featured on both sides of the coin!
  • What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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    USB - no claps please!
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  • What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
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    Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)!
  • What'll you call "Burj Khalifa" after 80 years?
    Bujurg Khalifa!
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  • How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
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    Vocabulary!
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  • How does a female camel expresses her love for the male camel?
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    Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
    Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
    Ni Main Cameli Mere Yaar Di!
  • Worst PJ of the decade:
    Girl: You're so Witty.
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    Boy: You're so Churchgate!
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