• It's gonna take more than a wish and a prayer to get myself in last year's bathing suit!
    It's gonna take more than a wish and a prayer to get myself in last year's bathing suit!
  • Me: Alexa please play Sajan Ji Ghar Aaye.<br/>
Alexa: Sorry! Aayenge Toh Modi Ji Hi!
    Me: Alexa please play Sajan Ji Ghar Aaye.
    Alexa: Sorry! Aayenge Toh Modi Ji Hi!
  • A couple went to a marriage counsellor:<br/>
Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?<br/>
Wife: No, he doesn't!
    A couple went to a marriage counsellor:
    Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
    Wife: No, he doesn't!
  • Life without imagination or a sense of humor is death!
  • Politicians don't have to care about voters; they only have to convince voters that they care!
    Politicians don't have to care about voters; they only have to convince voters that they care!
  • What a bizarre country, the USA. Scientists actually took credit for the black hole discovery, and not the president!<br/>
Odd. Really odd!
    What a bizarre country, the USA. Scientists actually took credit for the black hole discovery, and not the president!
    Odd. Really odd!
  • It's a changed world...<br/>
Indians are MODIfied<br/>
Brits are disMAYed<br/>
Americans are TRUMPed<br/>
And the French are Macarooned<br/>
And Canadian are Justified<br/>
While Russians just stay Put in!
    It's a changed world...
    Indians are MODIfied
    Brits are disMAYed
    Americans are TRUMPed
    And the French are Macarooned
    And Canadian are Justified
    While Russians just stay Put in!
  • The Indian Game of Thrones is on. Go play. Your vote is important must vote!
    The Indian Game of Thrones is on. Go play. Your vote is important must vote!
  • The height of innocence:<br/>
Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?
    The height of innocence:
    Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?
  • Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears!