• I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!Upload to Facebook
    I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!
  • The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire; the size of your dream; and how you handle disappointment along the way!
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    The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire; the size of your dream; and how you handle disappointment along the way!
  • Life may not be the party you hoped for;<br/>
But that doesn't mean you stop the celebration.<br/>
Always remember you are the DJ of your life!Upload to Facebook
    Life may not be the party you hoped for;
    But that doesn't mean you stop the celebration.
    Always remember you are the DJ of your life!
  • Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.<br/>
Wife: Shut Aap!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.
    Wife: Shut Aap!
  • Indian Movies Logic:<br/>
After getting hit by a bullet, hero wakes up with more power and kills everyone.
Jaise Bullet Nahi Vitamin Ki Goli Ho!Upload to Facebook
    Indian Movies Logic:
    After getting hit by a bullet, hero wakes up with more power and kills everyone. Jaise Bullet Nahi Vitamin Ki Goli Ho!
  • I'm not like other girls... I know what I want for dinner. I've been thinking about it since we finished lunch!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not like other girls... I know what I want for dinner. I've been thinking about it since we finished lunch!
  • Excellence is not for someone else to notice, it's for your own satisfaction!Upload to Facebook
    Excellence is not for someone else to notice, it's for your own satisfaction!
  • Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished.<br/>
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I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!Upload to Facebook
    Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished.
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    I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!
  • Successful people build each other up. They motivate, inspire and push each other. Unsuccessful people hate, blame, and complain!Upload to Facebook
    Successful people build each other up. They motivate, inspire and push each other. Unsuccessful people hate, blame, and complain!
  • Time always comes in its own format... It is our attitude & behaviour that makes it difficult or pleasant. Be simple but be significant!Upload to Facebook
    Time always comes in its own format... It is our attitude & behaviour that makes it difficult or pleasant. Be simple but be significant!
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