|Wife: I am going out for a couple of hours. Do you want anything? |
Husband: That's all I want!
|Some women pick men to marry;|
and others pick them to pieces!
|Mistakes make us human.|
Failures help us grow.
Hope keeps us going.
And love is the reason we're alive.
Keep learning, loving, and living!
|Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and woman gets her master's!|
|Relationship status for married men:|
Dhobi Ka Kutta... Na Ex- Ka, Na Next Ka!
|Men's opinion matters.|
But not at home and in front of their wives!
|One of the greatest pleasures in life is doing what people say you can't do!|
|Bigamist: A man who makes the same mistake twice!|
|One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife!|
|If you don't fight for what you want, don't cry for what you lost!|