• Don't worry if people don't like you. Most people are struggling to like themselves!
    Don't worry if people don't like you. Most people are struggling to like themselves!
  • When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail.<br/>
It heals me spiritually!
    When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail.
    It heals me spiritually!
  • If schools taught actual life skills, like how a car works, or how to cook, or how to raise a kid, or how love works whether it be friendship or relationship, we'd be living a better life!
    If schools taught actual life skills, like how a car works, or how to cook, or how to raise a kid, or how love works whether it be friendship or relationship, we'd be living a better life!
  • Before you assume, learn.<br/>
Before you judge, understand.<br/>
Before you hurt, feel.<br/>
Before you say, think!
    Before you assume, learn.
    Before you judge, understand.
    Before you hurt, feel.
    Before you say, think!
  • All married men say after many years of marriage:<br/>
`Our marriage is based on trust and understanding.`<br/>
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
    All married men say after many years of marriage:
    "Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
    She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
  • A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others!
    A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others!
  • The year is going to end and the only thing I gained so far this year is weight!
    The year is going to end and the only thing I gained so far this year is weight!
  • My wife's left me because I've eaten far too much chocolate over the Christmas period. <br/>
I think this calls for a celebration!
    My wife's left me because I've eaten far too much chocolate over the Christmas period.
    I think this calls for a celebration!
  • The size of your problems is nothing compared with your ability to solve them. Don't overestimate your problems and underestimate yourself!
    The size of your problems is nothing compared with your ability to solve them. Don't overestimate your problems and underestimate yourself!
  • My body is a temple.<br/>
A temple where I store chocolates, cookies and desserts!
    My body is a temple.
    A temple where I store chocolates, cookies and desserts!