|Just place your hand over chest. Feel the beat of your own heart. Appreciate that something is there working every second of the day to keep you alive!|
|The same people who tell you to not get a tattoo because your taste will change will also tell you to be married to the same woman until death parts you!|
|There is no wine if grapes are not pressed.|
No perfume if flowers are not crushed.
So, don't be afraid if there are pressures in your life that will bring the best out of you!
Maharashtra Governor calls up Ram Gopal Verma.
Woh Sarkar Teen Baar Bana Chuka Hai!
|I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...|
I was just sitting there doing nothing!
|Masjid Dha De, Mandir Dha De, Dha De Jo Kuch Dhainda;|
Par Kisi Da Dil Na Dhanwin, Rabb Dilaan Vich Rehnda!
~ Bulleh Shah
|Police: We want justice.|
Judge: Where is your lawyer?
|Delhi Mein Ulti Ganga Beh Rahi Hai...|
Police Protection Maang Rahi Hai Aur Lawyers Justice!
|Unfortunate person is the one, who had:|
planned a trip via Cox and Kings on Jet Flight;
invested in PMC Bank FD & DHFL NCDs;
purchased a flat in Lokhandwala Minerva;
got stake in Gitanmjali shares;
and currently staying in Delhi NCR!
|Happy wife, happy life.|
Happy husband, suspicious wife!