|Marriage is a competition between two people that who can live longer. Whoever wins gets all of other person's money and stuff!|
|Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going!|
|Wife: I think...|
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet!
Husband: Doesn't matter. You're always right!
|Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?|
|No response is a response. And it's a powerful one. Remember that!|
|If you think success will come overnight, you're fooling yourself. Don't forget to keep the long-term picture in mind!|
|I never cried at weddings, except for the last one when the preacher asked me if I do!|
|Spending today complaining about yesterday won't make tomorrow any better.|
You need to try hard to make it better!
|The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4 am is discovering that some people do it on purpose so they can exercise.|
What's wrong with these people!
|I don't know what my superpower is but I'm positive my greatest weakness is chips and dip!|