• All these years of marriage trained me to find only the angry women to be attractive!
    All these years of marriage trained me to find only the angry women to be attractive!
  • My wife should be thankful to me for teaching her all the aspects of male stupidity!
    My wife should be thankful to me for teaching her all the aspects of male stupidity!
  • People watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S. with fake laughs but are complaining about fake crowd noises in IPL 2020!
    People watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S. with fake laughs but are complaining about fake crowd noises in IPL 2020!
  • I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's.<br/>
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!
    I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's.
    She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!
  • Bachelors know a lot more about women than married men do.<br/>
That's why they aren't married!
    Bachelors know a lot more about women than married men do.
    That's why they aren't married!
  • Wife: Honey, I'm not in a good mood.<br/>
Husband: Okay!<br/>
Wife: You're not gonna ask me why?<br/>
Husband: No, but you can take my credit card & go shopping!
    Wife: Honey, I'm not in a good mood.
    Husband: Okay!
    Wife: You're not gonna ask me why?
    Husband: No, but you can take my credit card & go shopping!
  • Sometimes, life bites you in the butt.<br/>
Thankfully, I have enough padding to take the hit!
    Sometimes, life bites you in the butt.
    Thankfully, I have enough padding to take the hit!
  • Most famous speeches:<br/>
1. I have a dream: Martin Luther King<br/>
2. I am the first accused: Nelson Mandela<br/>
3. How dare you?: Greta Thunberg<br/>
4. We need to talk: My wife
    Most famous speeches:
    1. I have a dream: Martin Luther King
    2. I am the first accused: Nelson Mandela
    3. How dare you?: Greta Thunberg
    4. We need to talk: My wife
  • Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahate Waqt Dekha.<br/>
Viru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga!<br/>
Gabbar: Relax Bevde... Main Naha Raha Tha. Basanti Ja Rahi Thi. Jab Dekho Tab Khoon Pee Jaunga. What nonsense!
    Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahate Waqt Dekha.
    Viru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga!
    Gabbar: Relax Bevde... Main Naha Raha Tha. Basanti Ja Rahi Thi. Jab Dekho Tab Khoon Pee Jaunga. What nonsense!
  • Husband: You always hurt me with words.<br/>
Wife: Sorry, I'll use a knife next time!
    Husband: You always hurt me with words.
    Wife: Sorry, I'll use a knife next time!