|Supreme Court will observe holidays from 7th to 12th October on account of Dussehra (Lord Ram's win over Ravana) and 28th Oct to 2nd Nov on account of Diwali (return of Lord Ram to Ayodhya).
After these holidays, the court will resume hearing arguments on the existence of Lord Ram!
|I came home to find my wife in a romantic mood and she said, "Today you can do anything you want." |
So I tied her up and...
went back to the pub!
|If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!|
|I got soft closing doors installed throughout the house so we don't wake the kids at night but now I have no way of telling when the wife is in a bad mood!|
|The wife said, "You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"|
What a strange way to start a conversation with me!
|Sanjay Dutt: I might have to go to jail again.|
Sanjay's wife: Dutt Tere Ki!
|The strength of a generation is measured not by its ability to fight wars. But rather by its ability to prevent them!|
|The man that masters himself through self-discipline can never be mastered by others!|
|You don't realize how long a minute is until you start doing planks. You also don't realize how fast a minute is until you're waiting for your next set!|
|Pakistan has lodged another complaint with the UN:|
India has illegally occupied the moon which belongs to them. It's been on their flag since 1947 and it could be sighted from Islamabad every evening!