• Infosys removes Sikka.<br/>
Finally decointization after demonetization!Upload to Facebook
    Infosys removes Sikka.
    Finally decointization after demonetization!
  • Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?<br/>
Wife: Nahane!<br/>
Husband: Mobile Le Kar?<br/>
Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?
    Wife: Nahane!
    Husband: Mobile Le Kar?
    Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?
  • Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?<br/>
Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.<br/>
Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?<br/>
Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote `Happy Birthday Samasya`!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?
    Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.
    Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?
    Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote "Happy Birthday Samasya"!
  • Do not say that the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon!Upload to Facebook
    Do not say that the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon!
  • Latest status update:<br/>
`Toilet` Gaye The - Late Ho Gaye Toh Shuru Ki Thodi Si Nikal Gayi!Upload to Facebook
    Latest status update:
    "Toilet" Gaye The - Late Ho Gaye Toh Shuru Ki Thodi Si Nikal Gayi!
  • In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!<br/>
This is called balanced Act of God!<br/>
Ghurrrr... Ghurrrr...Upload to Facebook
    In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!
    This is called balanced Act of God!
    Ghurrrr... Ghurrrr...
  • Fall in love with souls, not faces!Upload to Facebook
    Fall in love with souls, not faces!
  • I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents.<br/>
Problem starts when she says, `Ek Minute, Inse Baat Karo`!Upload to Facebook
    I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents.
    Problem starts when she says, `Ek Minute, Inse Baat Karo`!
  • The more you set the expectations, the more it's going to be disappointing!Upload to Facebook
    The more you set the expectations, the more it's going to be disappointing!
  • Wife: I am not talking to you.<br/>
Husband: Okay!<br/>
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?<br/>
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I am not talking to you.
    Husband: Okay!
    Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
    Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!
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