|Don't worry if people don't like you. Most people are struggling to like themselves!|
|When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail.|
It heals me spiritually!
|If schools taught actual life skills, like how a car works, or how to cook, or how to raise a kid, or how love works whether it be friendship or relationship, we'd be living a better life!|
|Before you assume, learn.|
Before you judge, understand.
Before you hurt, feel.
Before you say, think!
|All married men say after many years of marriage:|
"Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
|A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others!|
|The year is going to end and the only thing I gained so far this year is weight!|
|My wife's left me because I've eaten far too much chocolate over the Christmas period. |
I think this calls for a celebration!
|The size of your problems is nothing compared with your ability to solve them. Don't overestimate your problems and underestimate yourself!|
|My body is a temple.|
A temple where I store chocolates, cookies and desserts!