|All these years of marriage trained me to find only the angry women to be attractive!|
|My wife should be thankful to me for teaching her all the aspects of male stupidity!|
|People watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S. with fake laughs but are complaining about fake crowd noises in IPL 2020!|
|I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's.|
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!
|Bachelors know a lot more about women than married men do.|
That's why they aren't married!
|Wife: Honey, I'm not in a good mood.|
Wife: You're not gonna ask me why?
Husband: No, but you can take my credit card & go shopping!
|Sometimes, life bites you in the butt.|
Thankfully, I have enough padding to take the hit!
|Most famous speeches:|
1. I have a dream: Martin Luther King
2. I am the first accused: Nelson Mandela
3. How dare you?: Greta Thunberg
4. We need to talk: My wife
|Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahate Waqt Dekha.|
Viru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga!
Gabbar: Relax Bevde... Main Naha Raha Tha. Basanti Ja Rahi Thi. Jab Dekho Tab Khoon Pee Jaunga. What nonsense!
|Husband: You always hurt me with words.|
Wife: Sorry, I'll use a knife next time!