|My wife apologised for the first time ever today! |
She said she's sorry she ever married me!
|Congress loses single largest party tag in Goa as two MLAs join BJP|
Money can't buy something's but for everything else, there's MASTERCARD - Amit Shah
|Respect is earned.|
Honesty is appreciated.
Trust is gained.
Loyalty is returned!
|My wife is mad at me because I couldn't tell she was wearing a new perfume. |
It just doesn't make any scents!
|I call my wife the politician because she starts negative campaigning when she's losing an argument with me!|
|Staying single is a style,|
Divorce is in vogue,
Living-in is considered trendy,
Extra-marital is happening & here we are...
Married... Bloody Totally Outdated!
|Have confidence in your own decisions. No one knows what is best for you beside yourself!|
|Now that Allahabad has been renamed to Prayagraj.|
Yogi Ji might also want to consider renaming Kanpur as Pan Parag Raj!
|Women are storming media with #MeToo|
While men are looking at each other and wondering, You Too!
|Be the person your dog thinks you are!|