|A request to the Supreme Court:|
Please ban WhatsApp forwards this Diwali as it causes data pollution; and it takes lots of time to clean the phone after Diwali!
|"Blind people can love too because it is not the eyes but the heart that loves."|
Action: Increase love by being blind to the other's flaws. The eyes can block the heart!
|Life is a series of thousands of tiny miracles. Notice them!|
|Navjot Siddhu Ne Aaj TV Pe Live Bola Hai, Gurdaspur Ki Jeet Bjp K Top Leaders Ke Munh Pe Ek Thappad Hai, Jiski Goonj Poore Desh Mein Sunaayi Degi.|
Mujhe Lag Raha Hai Kal Siddhu Ke Ghar CBI Ki Raid Padegi!
|Life will get much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself!|
|I request Modi Ji to replace Finance Minister Arun Jaitley with Jay Amit Shah.|
I am sure our GDP will grow by 16000% by the end of the year 2018
|One thing that dimwittedness of mine didn't allow me to understand...|
The Hon'ble SC says having sex with a married minor wife is rape. Does that mean marriage is OK?
|Just had a medical checkup. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything Fatty"|
I said, "Like Vada Paav, Burger, Pizza?"
He said, "No Fatty, don't eat anything!"
|Crackerless Diwali, Colourless Holi, Cashless Transactions!|
What next? Brideless weddings?
|Mariage - A romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter!|