|If you want to make it big in life, you gotta retire from RCB!|
#ShaneWatson #ChrisGayle #KLRahul
|If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to lose weight by watching other people exercise!|
|Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn!|
|The Sentimental Growth Story:|
Me: Can you please grow?
Salary: Don't even dream!
Tummy: Bro, anything for you!
|When your mind says give up, hope whispers one more try!|
|Virat: Aaj Haar Ko Maine Badi Nazdiki Se Dekha Hai.|
Virat: Pehle Dugout Se Dekhta Tha, Aaj Non-Striker End Se Dekha!
|Sometimes I go into the fitting room with jeans three sizes too big so I can feel what it's like to succeed at a diet!|
|It is so hot in the country that even ATMs have dried up!|
|RCB fans left Wankhede Stadium like Vijay Mallaya left India!|
|"OMG! Arranged Marriage? How can you marry someone without knowing?"|
The Reply was "OMG! Love Marriage? How can you marry someone after knowing?"