• If you want to make it big in life, you gotta retire from RCB!<br/>
#ShaneWatson #ChrisGayle #KLRahul
    If you want to make it big in life, you gotta retire from RCB!
    #ShaneWatson #ChrisGayle #KLRahul
  • If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to lose weight by watching other people exercise!
    If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to lose weight by watching other people exercise!
  • Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn!
    Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn!
  • The Sentimental Growth Story:<br/>
Me: Can you please grow?<br/>
Hair: Nah!<br/>
Muscle: Nope!<br/>
Salary: Don't even dream! <br/>
Tummy: Bro, anything for you!
    The Sentimental Growth Story:
    Me: Can you please grow?
    Hair: Nah!
    Muscle: Nope!
    Salary: Don't even dream!
    Tummy: Bro, anything for you!
  • When your mind says give up, hope whispers one more try!
    When your mind says give up, hope whispers one more try!
  • Virat: Aaj Haar Ko Maine Badi Nazdiki Se Dekha Hai.<br/>
Anushka: Kaise?<br/>
Virat: Pehle Dugout Se Dekhta Tha, Aaj Non-Striker End Se Dekha!
    Virat: Aaj Haar Ko Maine Badi Nazdiki Se Dekha Hai.
    Anushka: Kaise?
    Virat: Pehle Dugout Se Dekhta Tha, Aaj Non-Striker End Se Dekha!
  • Sometimes I go into the fitting room with jeans three sizes too big so I can feel what it's like to succeed at a diet!
    Sometimes I go into the fitting room with jeans three sizes too big so I can feel what it's like to succeed at a diet!
  • It is so hot in the country that even ATMs have dried up!
    It is so hot in the country that even ATMs have dried up!
  • RCB fans left Wankhede Stadium like Vijay Mallaya left India!<br/>
#RCBvsMI
    RCB fans left Wankhede Stadium like Vijay Mallaya left India!
    #RCBvsMI
  • `OMG! Arranged Marriage? How can you marry someone without knowing?`<br/>
The Reply was `OMG! Love Marriage? How can you marry someone after knowing?`
    "OMG! Arranged Marriage? How can you marry someone without knowing?"
    The Reply was "OMG! Love Marriage? How can you marry someone after knowing?"