We all need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator!
|Today, be thankful and do remember how rich you are:|
Your family is priceless.
Your friends are rare pearls.
Your time is gold and your health is wealth!
|Slim people are very Badtameez,|
Kyonki Unke Paas 'Tummies' Naam Ki Cheez Nahi Hoti!
|Wife: What's that weird sound?|
Husband: It's the car seat belt alarm.
Wife: It's been beeping for 10 minutes now. How can you ignore such an annoying sound for so long?
Husband: All these years of marriage trained me to do so!
|One thing we need to learn from life is that getting UPSET will not help.|
Instead, getting UP to SET the things right will help!
Your immunity is your right.
Society' s immunity is your duty.
#coronavirus #lockdown #stayathome
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|Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?|
Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.
Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face!
|Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.|
What a wonderful caring woman!
|In these hours of lockdown, I request all my contacts to cut down on WhatsApp messages.|
I am unable to accomplish the tasks and they are being carried over to tomorrow.
And tomorrow never comes!