• #StayatHome Tip:<br/>
We all need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator!
    #StayatHome Tip:
    We all need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator!
  • Today, be thankful and do remember how rich you are:<br/>
Your family is priceless.<br/>
Your friends are rare pearls.<br/>
Your time is gold and your health is wealth!
    Today, be thankful and do remember how rich you are:
    Your family is priceless.
    Your friends are rare pearls.
    Your time is gold and your health is wealth!
  • Slim people are very Badtameez,<br/>
Kyonki Unke Paas 'Tummies' Naam Ki Cheez Nahi Hoti!
    Slim people are very Badtameez,
    Kyonki Unke Paas 'Tummies' Naam Ki Cheez Nahi Hoti!
  • Wife: What's that weird sound?<br/>
Husband: It's the car seat belt alarm.<br/>
Wife: It's been beeping for 10 minutes now. How can you ignore such an annoying sound for so long?<br/>
Husband: All these years of marriage trained me to do so!
    Wife: What's that weird sound?
    Husband: It's the car seat belt alarm.
    Wife: It's been beeping for 10 minutes now. How can you ignore such an annoying sound for so long?
    Husband: All these years of marriage trained me to do so!
  • One thing we need to learn from life is that getting UPSET will not help.<br/>
Instead, getting UP to SET the things right will help!
    One thing we need to learn from life is that getting UPSET will not help.
    Instead, getting UP to SET the things right will help!
  • Corona Safe:<br/>
Your immunity is your right.<br/>
Society' s immunity is your duty.<br/>
#coronavirus #lockdown #stayathome
    Corona Safe:
    Your immunity is your right.
    Society' s immunity is your duty.
    #coronavirus #lockdown #stayathome
  • First:<br/>
SOUND CHECK (22/03)<br/>
Second:<br/>
LIGHT CHECK (05/04)<br/>
Third:<br/>
FULL DJ PARTY ON! (15/04)<br/>


#9Baje9Minute
    First:
    SOUND CHECK (22/03)
    Second:
    LIGHT CHECK (05/04)
    Third:
    FULL DJ PARTY ON! (15/04)
    #9Baje9Minute
  • Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?<br/>
Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.<br/>
Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face!
    Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?
    Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.
    Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face!
  • Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.<br/>

What a wonderful caring woman!
    Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.
    What a wonderful caring woman!
  • In these hours of lockdown, I request all my contacts to cut down on WhatsApp messages.<br/>
I am unable to accomplish the tasks and they are being carried over to tomorrow.<br/>
And tomorrow never comes!
    In these hours of lockdown, I request all my contacts to cut down on WhatsApp messages.
    I am unable to accomplish the tasks and they are being carried over to tomorrow.
    And tomorrow never comes!