• By the time you learn the rules of marriage, you're too old to play the game!Upload to Facebook
    By the time you learn the rules of marriage, you're too old to play the game!
  • I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you!Upload to Facebook
    I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you!
  • The problem with trouble shooting marriage is that... Trouble shoots back!Upload to Facebook
    The problem with trouble shooting marriage is that... Trouble shoots back!
  • Listen honey! The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body is by Lindt Chocolate!Upload to Facebook
    Listen honey! The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body is by Lindt Chocolate!
  • In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!Upload to Facebook
    In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!
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Iss Baar IPL Bhi BJP Hi Jeetegi!Upload to Facebook
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  • I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see!
  • Prayers go up, blessings come down!Upload to Facebook
    Prayers go up, blessings come down!
  • I am so lazy that simply sitting with good posture seems like work to me!Upload to Facebook
    I am so lazy that simply sitting with good posture seems like work to me!
  • Very few things upset my wife.<br/>
So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them!Upload to Facebook
    Very few things upset my wife.
    So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them!
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