|Infosys removes Sikka.|
Finally decointization after demonetization!
|Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?|
Husband: Mobile Le Kar?
Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?
|Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?|
Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.
Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?
Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote "Happy Birthday Samasya"!
|Do not say that the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon!|
|Latest status update:|
"Toilet" Gaye The - Late Ho Gaye Toh Shuru Ki Thodi Si Nikal Gayi!
|In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!|
This is called balanced Act of God!
|Fall in love with souls, not faces!|
|I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents.|
Problem starts when she says, `Ek Minute, Inse Baat Karo`!
|The more you set the expectations, the more it's going to be disappointing!|
|Wife: I am not talking to you.|
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!