• I told my wife that she looked sexy with those black fingernails.<br/>
But she's not believing it and still thinks that I slammed the car door on her fingers deliberately!
    I told my wife that she looked sexy with those black fingernails.
    But she's not believing it and still thinks that I slammed the car door on her fingers deliberately!
  • I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.<br/>
If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
    I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.
    If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
  • There are 2 types of horizontally-challenged girls:<br/>
1. OMG! I'm looking so fat, I need dieting and gym.<br/>
2. Haan Toh Moti Hun, Kisi Ke Baap Ka Nahi Khaati Main!
    There are 2 types of horizontally-challenged girls:
    1. OMG! I'm looking so fat, I need dieting and gym.
    2. Haan Toh Moti Hun, Kisi Ke Baap Ka Nahi Khaati Main!
  • Everything happens for a reason. Don't question it, trust it!
    Everything happens for a reason. Don't question it, trust it!
  • Meghan Markle - the only woman in the world who married a prince and then made him a frog!
    Meghan Markle - the only woman in the world who married a prince and then made him a frog!
  • Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is it true?<br/>
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!
    Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is it true?
    Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!
  • My 3 wishes:<br/>
1. To earn money without working.<br/>
2. To love without being hurt!<br/>
3. To eat without getting fat!
    My 3 wishes:
    1. To earn money without working.
    2. To love without being hurt!
    3. To eat without getting fat!
  • You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...<br/>
alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!
    You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...
    alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!
  • When your wife says `I can't even tell you how upset I am with you right now`, just wait for 3 seconds.<br/>
And here we go!
    When your wife says "I can't even tell you how upset I am with you right now", just wait for 3 seconds.
    And here we go!
  • I think my wife is trying to speak to me in French since morning. She is uttering words like...<br/>
Chanel<br/>
Dior<br/>
Hermes<br/>
Louis Vuitton<br/>
Lanvin<br/><br/>

very difficult to understand!
    I think my wife is trying to speak to me in French since morning. She is uttering words like...
    Chanel
    Dior
    Hermes
    Louis Vuitton
    Lanvin

    very difficult to understand!