|It's gonna take more than a wish and a prayer to get myself in last year's bathing suit!|
|Me: Alexa please play Sajan Ji Ghar Aaye.|
Alexa: Sorry! Aayenge Toh Modi Ji Hi!
|A couple went to a marriage counsellor:|
Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
Wife: No, he doesn't!
|Life without imagination or a sense of humor is death!|
|Politicians don't have to care about voters; they only have to convince voters that they care!|
|What a bizarre country, the USA. Scientists actually took credit for the black hole discovery, and not the president!|
Odd. Really odd!
|It's a changed world...|
Indians are MODIfied
Brits are disMAYed
Americans are TRUMPed
And the French are Macarooned
And Canadian are Justified
While Russians just stay Put in!
|The Indian Game of Thrones is on. Go play. Your vote is important must vote!|
|The height of innocence:|
Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?
|Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears!|