• 99% of the steps on my FitBit are walks from my bed to the fridge in the kitchen looking for snacks!
    99% of the steps on my FitBit are walks from my bed to the fridge in the kitchen looking for snacks!
  • 
WhatsApp: where people are more likely to be offended by jokes about things like war, famine, torture, and inequalities than they are by war, famine, torture and inequalities!
    WhatsApp: where people are more likely to be offended by jokes about things like war, famine, torture, and inequalities than they are by war, famine, torture and inequalities!
  • Quit listening to other peoples opinions when it comes to you. It's not how everyone else views you, but it's how you view yourself!
    Quit listening to other peoples opinions when it comes to you. It's not how everyone else views you, but it's how you view yourself!
  • You have the patience, the strength and the passion to achieve your ambition, your goals and your dreams. All you need to do now is try!
    You have the patience, the strength and the passion to achieve your ambition, your goals and your dreams. All you need to do now is try!
  • Don't wait for it to happen, go make it happen. Never lose hope. Never lose faith!
    Don't wait for it to happen, go make it happen. Never lose hope. Never lose faith!
  • Society is going to judge you anyway, so do whatever you want to do!
    Society is going to judge you anyway, so do whatever you want to do!
  • Aamir Khan: Thanda Matlab?<br/>
Rahul Gandhi: Shikanji!
    Aamir Khan: Thanda Matlab?
    Rahul Gandhi: Shikanji!
  • The secret to success is to surround yourself with people that don't know you!
    The secret to success is to surround yourself with people that don't know you!
  • Concentrate on your strengths instead of your weaknesses, on your powers instead of your problems!
    Concentrate on your strengths instead of your weaknesses, on your powers instead of your problems!
  • The two stages of my life:<br/>

1. I need food<br/>
2. I need sleep
    The two stages of my life:
    1. I need food
    2. I need sleep