• I wish I could lose weight as easy as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, my temper and even my mind!
    I wish I could lose weight as easy as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, my temper and even my mind!
  • Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good in everything!
    Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good in everything!
  • Advice for married people<br/>
Never laugh at your wife's choices... because you are one of them.<br/>
Never be proud of your choices... your wife is one of them!
    Advice for married people
    Never laugh at your wife's choices... because you are one of them.
    Never be proud of your choices... your wife is one of them!
  • Take chances, make mistakes, that's how you grow.<br/>
Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave!
    Take chances, make mistakes, that's how you grow.
    Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave!
  • No matter what happens, no matter how far you seem to be away from where you want to be, never stop believing that you will somehow make it!
    No matter what happens, no matter how far you seem to be away from where you want to be, never stop believing that you will somehow make it!
  • I'm not saying my wife is ugly but...<br/>
She's just been next door to tell the neighbours to turn their TV down and they gave her some sweets!
    I'm not saying my wife is ugly but...
    She's just been next door to tell the neighbours to turn their TV down and they gave her some sweets!
  • School is basically a recap of human history because we missed it and need to be caught up before we can function in society!
    School is basically a recap of human history because we missed it and need to be caught up before we can function in society!
  • It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up when you know it's everything you want!
    It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up when you know it's everything you want!
  • Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future look brighter and better than theirs!
    Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future look brighter and better than theirs!
  • Instead of wishing you were someone else, be proud of who you are. You never know who has been looking at you wishing they were you!
    Instead of wishing you were someone else, be proud of who you are. You never know who has been looking at you wishing they were you!