|I wish I could lose weight as easy as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, my temper and even my mind!|
|Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good in everything!|
|Advice for married people|
Never laugh at your wife's choices... because you are one of them.
Never be proud of your choices... your wife is one of them!
|Take chances, make mistakes, that's how you grow.|
Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave!
|No matter what happens, no matter how far you seem to be away from where you want to be, never stop believing that you will somehow make it!|
|I'm not saying my wife is ugly but...|
She's just been next door to tell the neighbours to turn their TV down and they gave her some sweets!
|School is basically a recap of human history because we missed it and need to be caught up before we can function in society!|
|It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up when you know it's everything you want!|
|Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future look brighter and better than theirs!|
|Instead of wishing you were someone else, be proud of who you are. You never know who has been looking at you wishing they were you!|