|If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way!|
|Guy 1: Bhai Sab Log Note Bandi Discuss Kar Rahe Hain. Tumhein Kaise Pata Note Banda Hai Ya Bandi?|
Guy 2: Bandi Hi Hogi Bhai, Varna Bande Ke Liye Kaun Line Mein Lagta Hai!
|Tough times make you strong, hard lessons learnt make you smart!|
|Understand your worth.|
Value your life.
Appreciate your blessings!
Many people took bath. Went out to meet people. Got married. Planned kids!
|A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!"|
|Don't make excuses, make improvements!|
|Wife: Ek Pani Ki Bottle Kharid Lao.|
Marwadi: Pani Nahi Hai, Biryani Le Aaun?
Wife: Waah Munh Mein Pani Aa Geya.
Marwadi: Theek Hai, Isi Pani Se Kaam Chalao!
|Your biggest mistakes will lead to your biggest learning opportunities!|
|The only thing I gained so far in 2017 is weight!|