• Everything passes. Both soaring joys and crushing sorrows fade away like a dream. However, the knowledge of having lived one's life to the fullest never disappears!
    Everything passes. Both soaring joys and crushing sorrows fade away like a dream. However, the knowledge of having lived one's life to the fullest never disappears!
  • I don't like to be in the company of people who are more intelligent than me. <br/>
So I got married!
    I don't like to be in the company of people who are more intelligent than me.
    So I got married!
  • I'm trying this new diet where I only eat the food my kids leave on their plate. <br/>
I've gained 47 pounds!
    I'm trying this new diet where I only eat the food my kids leave on their plate.
    I've gained 47 pounds!
  • Be strong when you are weak, brave when you are scared and humble when you are victorious!
    Be strong when you are weak, brave when you are scared and humble when you are victorious!
  • When you think about it, getting in shape is a problem in which running away from it would help!
    When you think about it, getting in shape is a problem in which running away from it would help!
  • Paradox of life:<br/>
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, Calories start to matter!
    Paradox of life:
    Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, Calories start to matter!
  • If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your wife and dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.<br/>
When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?
    If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your wife and dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.
    When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?
  • Sometimes it takes the worst pain to bring about the best change!
    Sometimes it takes the worst pain to bring about the best change!
  • Got my heavy goods license today.<br/>
Or as my wife likes to call it `marriage certificate`!
    Got my heavy goods license today.
    Or as my wife likes to call it "marriage certificate"!
  • Everyone comes into your life for a reason, some for good or bad, they may shape us, break us, but in the end they make us who we are!
    Everyone comes into your life for a reason, some for good or bad, they may shape us, break us, but in the end they make us who we are!