|Everything passes. Both soaring joys and crushing sorrows fade away like a dream. However, the knowledge of having lived one's life to the fullest never disappears!|
|I don't like to be in the company of people who are more intelligent than me. |
So I got married!
|I'm trying this new diet where I only eat the food my kids leave on their plate. |
I've gained 47 pounds!
|Be strong when you are weak, brave when you are scared and humble when you are victorious!|
|When you think about it, getting in shape is a problem in which running away from it would help!|
|Paradox of life:|
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, Calories start to matter!
|If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your wife and dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.|
When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?
|Sometimes it takes the worst pain to bring about the best change!|
|Got my heavy goods license today.|
Or as my wife likes to call it "marriage certificate"!
|Everyone comes into your life for a reason, some for good or bad, they may shape us, break us, but in the end they make us who we are!|