|The most helpful tool in housekeeping is a guilty husband!|
|It's amazing how with each day, couples continue to discover new and creative ways to irritate the hell out of each other!|
|Like it or not, but the previous govt was not being able to solve our problems. So we elected Modiji to blame them for not being able to solve our problems!|
|No matter how good you are, you will never be good enough for some people!|
|Don't let life change your goals, because achieving your goals can change your life!|
|Husband was staring at a hoarding for a long time.|
The hoarding was of a beautiful girl with a mixer grinder.
Wife taps his arms gently and said, "Let's go home. The exchange offer is only on the mixer grinder!"
|Journalist Rajat Sharma has been appointed as DDCA President.|
Batting for a political party seems to be counted as Cricketing experience!
|Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer!|
|Remember, no storm lasts forever. Hold on! Be brave! Have faith! Every storm is temporary and we're never alone!|
|Husband takes his wife to a disco, there's a man on the dance floor, moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works.|
Wife turns to her husband & sighs "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him & I said no!"
Husband says "It looks like he's still out celebrating!"