|To all the healthy eaters and dieters:|
It doesn't matter what you eat between Christmas & New Year.
It's what you eat between New Year & Christmas that counts.
Enjoy the holiday season!
|Don't compare your life to others. There's no comparison between the Sun and the Moon, they shine when it's their time!|
|Life is short, so:|
and never avoid anything that makes you smile!
|Silence is the most powerful scream.|
Come to stay in my heart and pay not rent. Just enjoy my hospitality!
|How to convert an Electron into Neutron?|
Pass it through Indian Judiciary, it will become free of all charges!
|"There would've been no 2G scam if I were PM", Modi said.|
He is PM now and there is no 2G scam anymore!
|No black money recovered, no 2G scam happened, Ganga still unclean, Vadra still free.|
I think I voted just to link my Aadhar to my sim card!
|These mountains you are carrying, you were only suppose to climb!|
|Be strong but not rude. Be kind but not weak. Be humble but not timid. Be proud but not arrogant!|
|Amit Shah asked for 150 seats out of 182 in Gujarat.|
Gujju people gave him 99 after deducting 28% GST.
182 * 28%= 51, 150-51=99
Gujarati's are real businessmen!