|With every passing hour, you are one hour closer to your next food!|
|The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it finally arrives!|
|Wife sent a message to her husband:|
Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office & Savita says 'Hi' to you.
Husband: Who is Savita?
Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!
|Sometimes you need patience in order to find true happiness. It won't come fast and it won't come easy, but it will be worth it!|
|To summarise the SC ruling on Adultery -|
Mangalasutra loses and Kamasutra Wins!
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are looking for wedding venues in Jodhpur.
Because it's a perfect state for child marriage!
|Govt. has threatened to ban WhatsApp if they fail to curb fake news.|
Not sure if you know, but Rakhi Sawant had once demanded a ban on ceiling fans because people were committing suicide by hanging!
|You should never have a negative outlook when you have so much to be positive about. Change your attitude and watch your life turn around!|
|People say "marriage is forever" but actually divorce is forever!|
|We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium!|