• With every passing hour, you are one hour closer to your next food!
    With every passing hour, you are one hour closer to your next food!
  • The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it finally arrives!
    The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it finally arrives!
  • Wife sent a message to her husband:<br/>
Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office & Savita says 'Hi' to you.<br/>
Husband: Who is Savita?<br/>
Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!
    Wife sent a message to her husband:
    Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office & Savita says 'Hi' to you.
    Husband: Who is Savita?
    Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!
  • Sometimes you need patience in order to find true happiness. It won't come fast and it won't come easy, but it will be worth it!
    Sometimes you need patience in order to find true happiness. It won't come fast and it won't come easy, but it will be worth it!
  • To summarise the SC ruling on Adultery -<br/>
Mangalasutra loses and Kamasutra Wins!
    To summarise the SC ruling on Adultery -
    Mangalasutra loses and Kamasutra Wins!
  • News:<br/>
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are looking for wedding venues in Jodhpur.<br/>
Because it's a perfect state for child marriage!
    News:
    Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are looking for wedding venues in Jodhpur.
    Because it's a perfect state for child marriage!
  • Govt. has threatened to ban WhatsApp if they fail to curb fake news.<br/>
Not sure if you know, but Rakhi Sawant had once demanded a ban on ceiling fans because people were committing suicide by hanging!
    Govt. has threatened to ban WhatsApp if they fail to curb fake news.
    Not sure if you know, but Rakhi Sawant had once demanded a ban on ceiling fans because people were committing suicide by hanging!
  • You should never have a negative outlook when you have so much to be positive about. Change your attitude and watch your life turn around!
    You should never have a negative outlook when you have so much to be positive about. Change your attitude and watch your life turn around!
  • People say `marriage is forever` but actually divorce is forever!
    People say "marriage is forever" but actually divorce is forever!
  • We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium!
    We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium!