• People say `marriage is forever` but actually divorce is forever!
    People say "marriage is forever" but actually divorce is forever!
  • We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium!
    We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium!
  • Egg + Mayo = Egg Salad<br/>
Potato + Mayo = Potato Salad<br/>
Chicken + Mayo = Chicken Salad<br/>
Math proves mayo magically turns any food into salad!
    Egg + Mayo = Egg Salad
    Potato + Mayo = Potato Salad
    Chicken + Mayo = Chicken Salad
    Math proves mayo magically turns any food into salad!
  • If oranges were not sliced by God, we would have probably never learnt how to eat other fruits!
    If oranges were not sliced by God, we would have probably never learnt how to eat other fruits!
  • Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess; because just like in a game of Chess, the Queen protects the King!
    Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess; because just like in a game of Chess, the Queen protects the King!
  • Reasons for Attraction:<br/>
Young Age - Hormones<br/>
Middle Age - Harmony<br/>
Old Age - Harmonium
    Reasons for Attraction:
    Young Age - Hormones
    Middle Age - Harmony
    Old Age - Harmonium
  • Article 377 removed!<br/>
Adultery is gone!<br/>
The only crime left now is...<br/>
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Marriage!
    Article 377 removed!
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    Marriage!
  • Don't judge me based on your perception, your jealousy, or what you would do. I don't live my life for you. I live my life for me!
    Don't judge me based on your perception, your jealousy, or what you would do. I don't live my life for you. I live my life for me!
  • My neighbourhood Doodhwala looks very happy today.<br/>
He thinks `Adulteration` has been legalised now!
    My neighbourhood Doodhwala looks very happy today.
    He thinks "Adulteration" has been legalised now!
  • I go to the gym religiously and by religiously I mean only on holidays and just to please my parents!
    I go to the gym religiously and by religiously I mean only on holidays and just to please my parents!