|People say "marriage is forever" but actually divorce is forever!|
|We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium!|
|Egg + Mayo = Egg Salad|
Potato + Mayo = Potato Salad
Chicken + Mayo = Chicken Salad
Math proves mayo magically turns any food into salad!
|If oranges were not sliced by God, we would have probably never learnt how to eat other fruits!|
|Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess; because just like in a game of Chess, the Queen protects the King!|
|Reasons for Attraction:|
Young Age - Hormones
Middle Age - Harmony
Old Age - Harmonium
|Article 377 removed!|
Adultery is gone!
The only crime left now is...
|Don't judge me based on your perception, your jealousy, or what you would do. I don't live my life for you. I live my life for me!|
|My neighbourhood Doodhwala looks very happy today.|
He thinks "Adulteration" has been legalised now!
|I go to the gym religiously and by religiously I mean only on holidays and just to please my parents!|