• Never advise anyone to go to work all to marry!
    Never advise anyone to go to work all to marry!
  • My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat!
    My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat!
  • Wife: I am going out for a couple of hours. Do you want anything? <br/>
Husband: That's all I want!
    Wife: I am going out for a couple of hours. Do you want anything?
    Husband: That's all I want!
  • Some women pick men to marry;<br/>
and others pick them to pieces!
    Some women pick men to marry;
    and others pick them to pieces!
  • Mistakes make us human.<br/>
Failures help us grow.<br/>
Hope keeps us going.<br/>
And love is the reason we're alive.<br/>
Keep learning, loving, and living!
    Mistakes make us human.
    Failures help us grow.
    Hope keeps us going.
    And love is the reason we're alive.
    Keep learning, loving, and living!
  • Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and woman gets her master's!
    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and woman gets her master's!
  • Relationship status for married men:<br/>
Dhobi Ka Kutta... Na Ex- Ka, Na Next Ka!
    Relationship status for married men:
    Dhobi Ka Kutta... Na Ex- Ka, Na Next Ka!
  • Men's opinion matters.<br/>
But not at home and in front of their wives!
    Men's opinion matters.
    But not at home and in front of their wives!
  • One of the greatest pleasures in life is doing what people say you can't do!
    One of the greatest pleasures in life is doing what people say you can't do!
  • Bigamist: A man who makes the same mistake twice!
    Bigamist: A man who makes the same mistake twice!