|I don't know how am I supposed to lose weight when the best part of life is food!|
|"Stressed" backward is "Desserts" so chill and have that cupcake!|
|Next up National Anthem to be played in ATM queues to instill patriotism amongst disgruntled citizens!|
|ATM Machines are the first ones to support Narendra Modi's Vision of Cash-Less Economy!|
|Definition of Husband:|
A man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness!
|In life, it's not who you know that's important...|
What's important is how your wife found out?
|Yes, I do have feelings!|
Last night, I dropped a piece of pizza on the floor and I just stared and cried for 10 minutes!
|Guys, please pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tomorrow morning. I think I have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.|
Doctor says it's 'Modi-Bindu'!
|Be stubborn about your goal and flexible about your methods!|
|I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now!|