• I don't know how am I supposed to lose weight when the best part of life is food!
    I don't know how am I supposed to lose weight when the best part of life is food!
  • `Stressed` backward is `Desserts` so chill and have that cupcake!
    "Stressed" backward is "Desserts" so chill and have that cupcake!
  • Next up National Anthem to be played in ATM queues to instill patriotism amongst disgruntled citizens!
    Next up National Anthem to be played in ATM queues to instill patriotism amongst disgruntled citizens!
  • ATM Machines are the first ones to support Narendra Modi's Vision of Cash-Less Economy!
    ATM Machines are the first ones to support Narendra Modi's Vision of Cash-Less Economy!
  • Definition of Husband:<br/>
A man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness!
    Definition of Husband:
    A man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness!
  • In life, it's not who you know that's important...<br/>
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What's important is how your wife found out?
    In life, it's not who you know that's important...
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    What's important is how your wife found out?
  • Yes, I do have feelings!<br/>
Last night, I dropped a piece of pizza on the floor and I just stared and cried for 10 minutes!
    Yes, I do have feelings!
    Last night, I dropped a piece of pizza on the floor and I just stared and cried for 10 minutes!
  • Guys, please pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tomorrow morning. I think I have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.<br/>
Doctor says it's 'Modi-Bindu'!
    Guys, please pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tomorrow morning. I think I have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.
    Doctor says it's 'Modi-Bindu'!
  • Be stubborn about your goal and flexible about your methods!
    Be stubborn about your goal and flexible about your methods!
  • I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now!
    I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now!
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