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I wish everyone had one!Upload to Facebook
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    I wish everyone had one!
  • Its hard to find a good friend who is <br/>
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So, whatever you do just don't lose me!Upload to Facebook
    Its hard to find a good friend who is
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    So, whatever you do just don't lose me!
  • The best 'Prank Call' ever:
    "Hello KFC?"
    "Yes, how can I help you sir?"
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    "I want McDonalds number!"
  • Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
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    are not!
  • Just Go To Hell,
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    can change - Hell into Heaven, by your sweetness!
  • If it walks like a duck;
    And talks like a duck.
    It simply means - you're drunk;
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    Ducks don't talk!
  • A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'who is best'?
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    Camel: I move heavy loads.
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    What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!
  • I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with a girlfriend.
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    a nice girlfriend?
  • Life is too short to be serious all the time.
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    So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!
  • Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphin's, the brain's natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend like yourself,
    I can lend you my mirror!
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