Pranks SMS

Do you know as to why people are jealous of you?
Is it because you're very smart or is it that you're very cute and handsome?
No! It's simply because you've
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a friend like me!

Do you know why cool and amazing people are always busy?
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I'll tell you later because right now, I am pretty busy!

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo today.
One was caught watching TV;
Another playing cricket;
And the third one
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No, it's not you.
Why do you always think you're a monkey? You're a donkey!

Everyone has an ugly friend. If you don't have an ugly friend, well, then...
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it is really awkward!

How to impress a beggar?
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I cant believe it. You're interested in this also!

If you want success in life, try to be
Sweet like Honey;
Fresh like Rose;
Soft like Tissue;
Strong like Rock;
Sure like Death;
And Smart like ME!

Think Big
Think Smart
Think Positive
Think Beautiful
Think Great
I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut...
Just think about ME!

WARNING message for your good health:
Please don't eat
Chips
Pizzas
Burgers
Ice Creams
And Chocolates
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without me!

Roses are Red;
Violets are Blue;
Your parents are beautiful;
What happened to you?

In the morning, I don't eat because I think of you;
In the afternoon, I don't eat because I think of you;
In the evening, I don't eat because I think of you;
At night, I can't sleep because I am hungry!

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