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Hi!
Can we meet?
It's been so long since we last met.
I shall visit you soon and... please tell me where should I come - to the same...
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Zoo or you've been moved to some Circus?
Advantage of having an affair with married women...
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Saale, Malum Tha Buhut Jaldi Nichhe Aayega!
The world is full of foolish people who answer everything in No.
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Are you also the one?
From Morning till Evening;
From Sunday to Saturday;
From 1st to 31st;
From January to December;
And from Birth till my Death, my feelings for you have never changed.
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For me, you've always been a headache!
21st Century is truly Lifeless.
Communication: Wireless
Cooking: Fireless
Youth: Jobless
Messages: Meaningless
Sender: Priceless
Reader: Useless
This message is strictly for smart and intelligent people;
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And if you have received it... then obviously it's a technical error!
How do you keep a fool busy for hours?
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Very Good, I just taught you how to have a big wide smile.
You must practice it everyday after brushing your teeth!
I smell
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very nice after a bath. Even you should try it sometime!
You are: 20% Fantastic,
20% Attractive,
20% Love able,
20% Terrific,
and 20% Understandable.
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In short, you are 100% F.A.L.T.U.

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