Pranks SMS

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You are the one who is Charming,
You are the one who is Intelligent,
Your are the one who is Cute.
And I am the one who is...
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spreading these rumours!
God has given you many things like
Money
Status
Power
Friends
Family
and a lot more. And it's called...
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Allah Meherbaan To Gadha Pehalwan!
Smiling to someone old means Respect;<br/>
Smiling to a child connotes Innocence;<br/>
Smiling to friend is a sign of Care and Trust;<br/>
Smiling alone seeing a mobile, a totally mental case.<br/>
Still Smiling!
Smiling to someone old means Respect;
Smiling to a child connotes Innocence;
Smiling to friend is a sign of Care and Trust;
Smiling alone seeing a mobile, a totally mental case.
Still Smiling!
This message contains a virus that effects the brain.
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You're damn lucky. This virus couldn't effect you as it couldn't find it!
I just wanted all of you know that I'm leaving Whatsapp.
This ride has been a blast and I've made a tonne of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humour and wit is amazing. I'll miss all of you, but I've decided I need to spend more time with my family. So see you .
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after lunch!
May bad fortune follow you all your days...
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and never catch up with you!
Think Well
Plan Well
Do Well
Sleep Well
Play Well
Laugh Well
And throw your mobile also into a well... because you are not messaging me well!
You're a very dear 
F: Faithful 
R: Responsible 
I: Inquisitive 
E: Entertaining 
N: Nosy 
D: Dog
You're a very dear
F: Faithful
R: Responsible
I: Inquisitive
E: Entertaining
N: Nosy
D: Dog
It's a humble request to all my dear friends not to send messages like "Forward to 10 people, otherwise you'll have misfortune" or "Bad Luck shall follow you for 10 years" or "Dekhte hi Like Karo"... because this does not change or luck.
Luck does not change by forwarding messages, it changes with hard work and dedication.
Must forward this message to all your friends if you want to get good news in 24 hours!
When your life is in darkness, pray to God, ask him to free you from darkness. And if you still remain in darkness,
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Please pay your Electricity Bill!

Quotes

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.

Trivia

Interracial marriage was banned in South Africa from 1949 to 1985 (36 years) - It was banned in the U.S. from 1691-1967 (276 years).

Graffiti

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.