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How do you keep a fool busy for hours?
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Very Good, I just taught you how to have a big wide smile.
You must practice it everyday after brushing your teeth!
I smell
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very nice after a bath. Even you should try it sometime!
You are: 20% Fantastic,
20% Attractive,
20% Love able,
20% Terrific,
and 20% Understandable.
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In short, you are 100% F.A.L.T.U.
F: Faltu<br/>
R: Rondu<br/>
I: Irrshak<br/>
E: Ehsaan Faramosh<br/>
N: Namakul<br/>
D: Darinda<br/>
You might be all this and much more for others... but for me you're a dear friend!
F: Faltu
R: Rondu
I: Irrshak
E: Ehsaan Faramosh
N: Namakul
D: Darinda
You might be all this and much more for others... but for me you're a dear friend!
You are the one who is Charming,
You are the one who is Intelligent,
Your are the one who is Cute.
And I am the one who is...
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spreading these rumours!
God has given you many things like
Money
Status
Power
Friends
Family
and a lot more. And it's called...
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Allah Meherbaan To Gadha Pehalwan!
Smiling to someone old means Respect;<br/>
Smiling to a child connotes Innocence;<br/>
Smiling to friend is a sign of Care and Trust;<br/>
Smiling alone seeing a mobile, a totally mental case.<br/>
Still Smiling!
Smiling to someone old means Respect;
Smiling to a child connotes Innocence;
Smiling to friend is a sign of Care and Trust;
Smiling alone seeing a mobile, a totally mental case.
Still Smiling!
This message contains a virus that effects the brain.
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You're damn lucky. This virus couldn't effect you as it couldn't find it!
I just wanted all of you know that I'm leaving Whatsapp.
This ride has been a blast and I've made a tonne of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humour and wit is amazing. I'll miss all of you, but I've decided I need to spend more time with my family. So see you .
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after lunch!

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