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    So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!
  • Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphin's, the brain's natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend like yourself,
    I can lend you my mirror!
  • WARNING WARNING WARNING <br />

Please forward this warning to everyone on your friends list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to warm weather and asks you to take off your clothes and dance around with your arms up.<br />

DO NOT DO THIS!! THIS IS A SCAM!!! They only want to see you dance naked. I wish I'd got this yesterday... I feel so stupid!Upload to Facebook
    WARNING WARNING WARNING
    Please forward this warning to everyone on your friends list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to warm weather and asks you to take off your clothes and dance around with your arms up.
    DO NOT DO THIS!! THIS IS A SCAM!!! They only want to see you dance naked. I wish I'd got this yesterday... I feel so stupid!
  • Sweetest kiss - on the head!
    Loveliest kiss - on cheeks!
    Most romantic kiss - on the lips!
    And the hottest kiss?
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    On the bike's silencer!
  • Take your age.
    Add 2.
    And that's how old you'll be in 2 years.
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    Forward, if it works for you!
  • You are Ultimate,<br/>
You are Lovely,<br/>
You are Likable,<br/>
You are Unique,<br/>
In short, you are ULLU!Upload to Facebook
    You are Ultimate,
    You are Lovely,
    You are Likable,
    You are Unique,
    In short, you are ULLU!
  • Simply innocent eyes;
An affable personality;<br/>
That infectious smile;
Almost perfect gait.<br/>
In short - absolutely gorgeous.<br/>
That's enough about me.<br/>
How about you?Upload to Facebook
    Simply innocent eyes; An affable personality;
    That infectious smile; Almost perfect gait.
    In short - absolutely gorgeous.
    That's enough about me.
    How about you?
  • Importance of thumb:
    Children use it for chewing,
    Illiterate people use it for sign,
    Winners for victory,
    And my Fans use it for reading my messages,
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    Oh! you too!
  • Nice people are like wind.<br/>

You can only feel their presence and sincerity.<br/>

Don't look here and there to find them.<br/>

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Just look at the name of sender!Upload to Facebook
    Nice people are like wind.
    You can only feel their presence and sincerity.
    Don't look here and there to find them.
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    Just look at the name of sender!
  • Great people talk about things.
    Small people talk about other people.
    And legends never talk -
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    they send MESSAGES!
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