• I'm on a mission. A mission: To avoid you; To forget you;
    To not to talk to you;
    To not to think about you anymore.
    In short, it's
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    MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!
  • A simple way to impress any girl:
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    If you know it, please apply it. What are you looking here?
  • When you are restless at all times;
    When you feel angry and irritated;
    When you feel lazy and lethargic;
    When you lose interest in everything;
    When there's no brightness in your life...
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    Stupid, it doesn't mean that there's no electricity.
    It simply means you badly need a vacation!
  • Think of any of the below numbers:<br />
100<br />
200<br />
250<br />
300<br />
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600<br />
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1000<br />
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Now get my phone charged for the amount you thought. Then I shall tell you, how much balance did I get.<br />
Don't laugh it off, hurry up!
    Think of any of the below numbers:
    100
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    250
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    400
    500
    600
    750
    1000
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    Now get my phone charged for the amount you thought. Then I shall tell you, how much balance did I get.
    Don't laugh it off, hurry up!
  • Have you done two of the most important things when you woke up today?
    1. Pray, so that you may live.
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    2. Take a bath so that others may live, too!
  • If I were an artist, you would be my picture.
    If I were a poet, you would be my inspiration.
    If I were an author you would be my story.
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    But when it comes to you, I would rather prefer to be a cartoonist!
  • Your network has changed the call charges. Now tariffs are calculated as per your IQ. The lesser the IQ, the cheaper the call rates.
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    Congrats, now you can make almost free calls!
  • God created the Earth;
    God created the nature;
    God created the Oxygen;
    God created the life cycle;
    And God created you, too!
    Yes, even God can make mistakes!
  • What is the full form of 'EIDK'?
    Think?
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    Try again?
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    Don't know? Ok! Give up?
    E = Even
    I = I
    D = Don't
    K = Know!
  • Good friends are not easy to obtain;
    Once obtained, they're difficult to maintain;
    One maintained, they're difficult to sustain;
    Once lost, they're simply impossible to regain!

    Moral: Take good care of me, you lucky brat!
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