|Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes,|
In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand.
|Rajinikanth is getting goose bumps. He reportedly watched the trailer of "The Messenger of God" aka MSG. Now he knows, he is not irreplaceable!|
|Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.|
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
|"Arctic Ocean has started receding"|
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!
|If all Rajinikanth fans formed a country, the world would be one!|
|Reason for Gold Crash:|
Rajinikanth is selling his wife's jewellery!
|Once while travelling through Gujarat, Rajinikanth bought tea from a kid... you know the rest of the story!|
You're really great. You hugged a 'Chaiwala' and now he's our PM!
Twitter Inc. stock price spurts after Rajinikanth joins Twitter!
|Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building. |
Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!