Rajinikanth SMS

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Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.
Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!
MH370:
Okay Rajinikanth. Enough pranks! You win. Now tell us where the plane is!
All the teachers used to come to college wearing sun glasses, why? .
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Because Rajinikanth was a very bright student!
Once Rajinikanth bowled to Sachin Tendulkar and that was the day Rajinikanth came to know that he's not God.
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As Cricket can have only one God.
The story doesn't end here.
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But he bowled him on the first ball, and that's how the realization that he's Super God!
Once a TATA Company's 22 wheeler huge truck rammed into Rajinikanth.
Since then it's known as:
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TATA NANO!
The weather in India is such smoky and foggy that either,

1. Rajinikanth is smoking,
or
2. Alok Nath is doing Puja!
Hoax News:
Sand storm reported in Rajasthan
Reportedly, Rajinikanth blew his 63rd birthday candles today!
Just in: 
Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
Just in:
Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth, the ODI Cricket match abandoned!
Ishant Sharma bragged, "Now play without me!"
Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?<br/>
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.<br/>
Person: 2-3 jokes?<br/>
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!
Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
Person: 2-3 jokes?
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!

Quotes

Angels, roll the rock away;
Death, yield up thy mighty prey:
See, He rises from the tomb,
Glowing with immortal bloom.

Trivia

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.

Graffiti

Work in bakery if you knead dough.