Rajinikanth SMS

Who can shake the moon?
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It's Chandra Shaker. It isn't always always Rajinikanth!

What happens if Rajinikanth is appointed the coach of the Indian Cricket team?
Don't even try to guess as to what would happen.
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The Indian Cricket team would win the FIFA and Hockey World Cup!

Finally, Rajinikanth accepts that Chris Gayle is his rightful heir!

Rajinikanth has already been to Mars. It's the reason for there being no signs of life on that planet!

Little boy: Rajini uncle, what's your most memorable moment while studying in school?
Rajinikanth: While being a monitor, I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class. And now it's history!

Jesus can walk on water but Rajnikanth can swim through land.

To
Mr. Rajinikanth,
Chennai.

Dear Sir,
Please close your fridge door properly and especially before sleeping.
Yours faithfully,
North Indians

A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.
No they are known as
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Santa and Banta.

Why is there less crime in South India as compared to other parts of India?
Better Policing?
Nah
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So simple, it's Rajinikanth!
Dubara Mat Puchhna...

Rajinikanth in Tamil remake of Aamir Khan's Ghulam:
Rajini runs on a railway track. The train is at a distance of one meter.
So what happens?
Obviously the train jumps off the track!

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