• Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.
    Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
    Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
    Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
  • `Arctic Ocean has started receding`<br />
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!
    "Arctic Ocean has started receding"
    Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!
  • If all Rajinikanth fans formed a country, the world would be one!
  • Reason for Gold Crash:
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    Rajinikanth is selling his wife's jewellery!
  • Once while travelling through Gujarat, Rajinikanth bought tea from a kid... you know the rest of the story!
  • Rajinikanth Sir,<br />
You're really great. You hugged a 'Chaiwala' and now he's our PM!
    Rajinikanth Sir,
    You're really great. You hugged a 'Chaiwala' and now he's our PM!
  • Breaking News
    Twitter Inc. stock price spurts after Rajinikanth joins Twitter!
  • Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.
    Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!
  • MH370:
    Okay Rajinikanth. Enough pranks! You win. Now tell us where the plane is!
  • All the teachers used to come to college wearing sun glasses, why? .
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    Because Rajinikanth was a very bright student!
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