Rajinikanth SMS

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'Arctic Ocean has started receding' 
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!
"Arctic Ocean has started receding"
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Jab Kutte Ki Mout Aati Hai, Toh...
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To Kutta Mar Jata Hai.
Tumhe To Har Baat Mein Twist Chahiye. Kutta Hai, Koi Rajinikanth Nahi!
If all Rajinikanth fans formed a country, the world would be one!
Reason for Gold Crash:
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Rajinikanth is selling his wife's jewellery!
Once while travelling through Gujarat, Rajinikanth bought tea from a kid... you know the rest of the story!
Rajinikanth Sir, 
You're really great. You hugged a 'Chaiwala' and now he's our PM!
Rajinikanth Sir,
You're really great. You hugged a 'Chaiwala' and now he's our PM!
The election results prove that Namo is the Rajinikanth of Politics!
The election results prove that Namo is the Rajinikanth of Politics!
Breaking News
Twitter Inc. stock price spurts after Rajinikanth joins Twitter!
Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.
Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!
MH370:
Okay Rajinikanth. Enough pranks! You win. Now tell us where the plane is!

Quotes

The greater the obstacle, the more glory in achieving it.

Trivia

The average male spends 43 minutes a day staring at 10 different women.

Graffiti

Glass house jokes are always transparent.