• Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
    Just to play carom.
  • The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!
  • One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper.
    He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom.
    2day the boy is famous as `HARRY PORTER`.
  • Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second.
  • In 2008, Rajnikanth lost his wallet.
    And the world went into RECESSION.
  • After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.
  • Rajnikanth can even receive a missed call.
  • What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
    A: Rajnigandha!
  • Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign on it saying: Beware of Owner.
  • Breaking news:
    Rajnikanth was shot today.
    Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.