|Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?|
Just to play carom.
|The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!|
|One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper.|
He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom.
2day the boy is famous as `HARRY PORTER`.
|Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second.|
|In 2008, Rajnikanth lost his wallet. |
And the world went into RECESSION.
|After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.|
|Rajnikanth can even receive a missed call.|
|What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?|
|Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign on it saying: Beware of Owner.|
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.