• When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth, the ODI Cricket match abandoned!
    Ishant Sharma bragged, "Now play without me!"
  • Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?<br/>
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.<br/>
Person: 2-3 jokes?<br/>
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!
    Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?
    Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
    Person: 2-3 jokes?
    Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!
  • Breaking News:
    The reason behind recent onion price rise revealed.
    Actually Rajinikanth
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    ordered "Onion Uttapam"!
  • A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
    It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
  • Rajanikanth was once on "Celebrity Wheel of Fortune" and was the first to spin.
    The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
  • How did Paul Octopus die?
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    He was asked to predict Rajnikanth's death.
  • Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.<br/>
Since then that day is known as........Sunday!
    Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.
    Since then that day is known as........Sunday!
  • Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table;<br/>
Because;<br/>
Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
    Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table;
    Because;
    Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..
    Today those places are known as IITs.
  • Rajinikanth doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it!
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