Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
|When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth, the ODI Cricket match abandoned!|
Ishant Sharma bragged, "Now play without me!"
|Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?|
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
Person: 2-3 jokes?
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!
The reason behind recent onion price rise revealed.
ordered "Onion Uttapam"!
|A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.|
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
|Rajanikanth was once on "Celebrity Wheel of Fortune" and was the first to spin.|
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
|How did Paul Octopus die?|
He was asked to predict Rajnikanth's death.
|Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.|
Since then that day is known as........Sunday!
|Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table;|
Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
|Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..|
Today those places are known as IITs.