• Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Rajinikanth to die before they attack!
    Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Rajinikanth to die before they attack!
  • Who can shake the moon?
    .
    ..
    ...
    It's Chandra Shaker. It isn't always always Rajinikanth!
  • What happens if Rajinikanth is appointed the coach of the Indian Cricket team?
    Don't even try to guess as to what would happen.
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    ..
    ...
    The Indian Cricket team would win the FIFA and Hockey World Cup!
  • Finally, Rajinikanth accepts that Chris Gayle is his rightful heir!
    Finally, Rajinikanth accepts that Chris Gayle is his rightful heir!
  • Rajinikanth has already been to Mars. It's the reason for there being no signs of life on that planet!
  • Little boy: Rajini uncle, what's your most memorable moment while studying in school?
    Rajinikanth: While being a monitor, I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class. And now it's history!
  • Jesus can walk on water but Rajnikanth can swim through land.
  • To
    Mr. Rajinikanth,
    Chennai.

    Dear Sir,
    Please close your fridge door properly and especially before sleeping.
    Yours faithfully,
    North Indians
  • A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.
    No they are known as
    .
    ..
    ...
    ....
    Santa and Banta.
  • Why is there less crime in South India as compared to other parts of India?
    Better Policing?
    Nah
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    ..
    ...
    So simple, it's Rajinikanth!
    Dubara Mat Puchhna...
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