|Rajinikanth doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it!|
|Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Rajinikanth to die before they attack!|
|Who can shake the moon?|
It's Chandra Shaker. It isn't always always Rajinikanth!
|What happens if Rajinikanth is appointed the coach of the Indian Cricket team?|
Don't even try to guess as to what would happen.
The Indian Cricket team would win the FIFA and Hockey World Cup!
|Finally, Rajinikanth accepts that Chris Gayle is his rightful heir!|
|Rajinikanth has already been to Mars. It's the reason for there being no signs of life on that planet!|
|Little boy: Rajini uncle, what's your most memorable moment while studying in school?|
Rajinikanth: While being a monitor, I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class. And now it's history!
|Jesus can walk on water but Rajnikanth can swim through land.|
Please close your fridge door properly and especially before sleeping.
|A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.|
No they are known as
Santa and Banta.