|Rajinikanth in Tamil remake of Aamir Khan's Ghulam:|
Rajini runs on a railway track. The train is at a distance of one meter.
So what happens?
Obviously the train jumps off the track!
|12-12-12. Rajinikanth turns 62 today.|
Happy Rajinikanth to you!
|At the site of an active volcano:|
New geologist: I just saw Rajinikanth covered in towel pass by me.
Old geologist: Yeah, he comes here evey weekend.
New geologist: What for? And that too in a towel?
Old geologist: For a sauna bath inside the hot steaming volcano.
Rajinikanth died in the morning.
However, he is fine now.
|"Gangnam Style" is the result of Rajinikanth once practising horse riding for a shot in the movie, without a horse.|
|New Incredible India commercial:|
|Sudden declaration of Ajmal Kasab's hanging:|
Instead of crediting dengue or rejection of the mercy petition, even Rajinikanth's role should be investigated!
|A missile was sent by Pakistan to Kargil. Rajinikanth stopped it at the border!|
|Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!|
|Rajinikanth was shot today...|
Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow.