• Jeeto: You have changed after marriage.<br/>
Santa: I had told you before marriage that I'm not interested in married women!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: You have changed after marriage.
    Santa: I had told you before marriage that I'm not interested in married women!
  • Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb?<br/>
Santa: That's not true. I never said you were deaf!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb?
    Santa: That's not true. I never said you were deaf!
  • Banta: Why is your wife shouting at you?<br/>
Santa: Instead of posting her photo on Facebook, by mistake I uploaded it on OLX!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why is your wife shouting at you?
    Santa: Instead of posting her photo on Facebook, by mistake I uploaded it on OLX!
  • Santa: LG has brought out these new refrigerators with Wi-Fi. WTF?<br/>
Banta: That's cool!<br/>
Santa: Yeah like my chicken and eggs want to watch YouTube videos!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: LG has brought out these new refrigerators with Wi-Fi. WTF?
    Banta: That's cool!
    Santa: Yeah like my chicken and eggs want to watch YouTube videos!
  • Santa: If marriages are made in heaven, than what is made in Hell?<br/>
Banta: The days after marriage!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: If marriages are made in heaven, than what is made in Hell?
    Banta: The days after marriage!
  • Santa: I've just got rid of my flute in part exchange for a new car.<br />
Banta: I didn't think they accepted things like that for a car.<br />
Santa: Well, this case was an exception. The dealer happened to be our next-door neighbour!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I've just got rid of my flute in part exchange for a new car.
    Banta: I didn't think they accepted things like that for a car.
    Santa: Well, this case was an exception. The dealer happened to be our next-door neighbour!
  • Santa: What is first aid?<br />
Banta: It's when you get AIDS for the first time!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: What is first aid?
    Banta: It's when you get AIDS for the first time!
  • Santa is in the bathroom and his wife, Jeeto shouts from outside: Could you find the shampoo?<br/>
Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine!Upload to Facebook
    Santa is in the bathroom and his wife, Jeeto shouts from outside: Could you find the shampoo?
    Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine!
  • Santa went to a restaurant in China.<br />
Waiter: Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog's Legs.<br />
Santa: I am not a doctor who can address your health problems. I am hungry. So just get me a Menu Card!Upload to Facebook
    Santa went to a restaurant in China.
    Waiter: Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog's Legs.
    Santa: I am not a doctor who can address your health problems. I am hungry. So just get me a Menu Card!
  • Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.<br/>

Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai?<br/>

Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai. Movie December Mein Aayegi!Upload to Facebook
    Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.
    Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai?
    Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai. Movie December Mein Aayegi!
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