|Jeeto asks her husband to order cake for her birthday. While ordering it over phone, the baker asks Santa, "Sir, what would you like the cake to say?"|
Santa covers the phone to ask wife, "Do we want a talking cake?"
|Itihaas Gawah Hai Jab Bhi Koi Ladki Facebook Pe Sick Feel Karti Hai To...|
Ladko Mein Achanak Se Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai!
|Santa bought a deodrant stick.|
He read instructions dry carefully.
"Remove cap and slowly push up the bottom."
Santa is now in pain but his farts smell lovely!
|I'm like a Smart Phone - I just lose energy without doing anything!|
|Jo Khushi Battery Full Icon Dekh Kar Milti Hai...|
Uss Ka Muqabala Koi Aur Khushi Nahi Kar Sakti!
|Shareef The Hum Itne, Ki Kabhi Shirt Ke Button Na Khole The Humne; Par Yeh Bijli Walon Ne Saala Mujhe Salman Aur Meri Saheli Ko Sunny Leone Bana Diya!|
|Koshish Bahut Ki Humne Samajhdaar Banne Ke;|
Lekin Khushiyan Hamesha Fuddupanti Karne Se Hi Mili!
|Jabse Dubsmash Aaya Hai|
Saala Har Koi Sasta Actor Ban Gaya Hai!
|Akhbaron Mein Baarish Ki Khabron Ke Saath Jab Bhi Photo Dekha Toh Lagta Hai Ke Baarish Mein Sirf Ladkiyan Hi Bheegti Hai.|
Jaise Ladke Toh Saale, waterproof Hote Hai!
|Beggar: 5 Rupaye ka Sawaal Hai, Baba...|
Santa: Puchho, Shayad Mujhe Aata Ho!