|Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.|
Banta: What accident?
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!
|Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.|
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"!
|Jeeto: Happy New Year.|
|Banta: Why are you looking so sad?|
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
|Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.|
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
|Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.|
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"!
|Jeeto: Why do farts stink?|
Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!
|Banta: Why are you so sad?|
Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.
Banta: Oh no! But why?
Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over!
|Banta: If someone wants to buy a House Boat in Kashmir. Will it be a Housing Loan or a Vehicle Loan?|
Santa: Floating Loan!
|Angry Santa: When one door closes, another one opens.|
Banta: It's good. Why are you angry?
Santa: I have to be angry. This is the last time I'm buying a used car!