• Banta: Why men are kind and women tend to be mean?<br/>
Santa: Because, most women don't help unknown men unlike all men who are ready to help any women!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why men are kind and women tend to be mean?
    Santa: Because, most women don't help unknown men unlike all men who are ready to help any women!
  • Santa goes to a jewellery store. <br/>
Santa: Show me `Sleep of defeat`.<br/>
Jeweler: What?<br/>
Santa: Anpadh Insaan, `Sone Ka Haar` Dikhao!Upload to Facebook
    Santa goes to a jewellery store.
    Santa: Show me "Sleep of defeat".
    Jeweler: What?
    Santa: Anpadh Insaan, "Sone Ka Haar" Dikhao!
  • Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?<br/>
Santa: When their husband is the one doing it!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?
    Santa: When their husband is the one doing it!
  • Santa: I think I am going to stay in the hospital for another week.<br/>
Banta: Pretty ill?<br/>
Santa: Nope, pretty nurse!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I think I am going to stay in the hospital for another week.
    Banta: Pretty ill?
    Santa: Nope, pretty nurse!
  • Banta: What is your favourite memory when you were unmarried?<br/>
Santa: Not being scared of sales!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is your favourite memory when you were unmarried?
    Santa: Not being scared of sales!
  • Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.<br/>
Santa: What happened, what did he say?<br/>
Banta: You are fired!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.
    Santa: What happened, what did he say?
    Banta: You are fired!
  • Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because they know good plots!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Because they know good plots!
  • Santa: See? Math isn't so bad.<br/>
Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life?<br/>
Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: See? Math isn't so bad.
    Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life?
    Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework!
  • Banta: Advantage of exercise is, you fall asleep when you hit the bed.<br/>
Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Advantage of exercise is, you fall asleep when you hit the bed.
    Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed!
  • Banta: What happened, you look terrible.<br/>
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
Banta: But why?<br/>
Santa: Because my wife is dieting!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What happened, you look terrible.
    Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: But why?
    Santa: Because my wife is dieting!
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