|Jeeto: You are useless.|
Pappu: Dad, am I useless?
Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless!
|Santa: Why did the tomato blush?|
Santa: Because he saw the salad dressing!
|Banta: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Santa: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump!|
|Jeeto: What is more important to you? Relationship or Alcohol?|
Santa: Relationship with Alcohol!
|Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.|
Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!
|Pappu: How much does it cost to get married?|
Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it!
|Santa: I want to divorce my wife.|
Lawyer: On what Grounds?
Santa: She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.
Lawyer: Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating on you?
Santa: No, she's looking for me!
|Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?|
Santa: That's literally all I drink!
|Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?|
|Banta: Jahan Izzat Na Ho Wahan Nahi Rukna Chahiye.|
Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye?