• Santa: Doctor, Main Subah 9 Baje Uthta Hu Toh Mujhe Saans Lene Mein Takleef Hoti Hai<br/>
Doctor: Beta, Jaldi Utha Karo... Kyun Ki Saari Oxygen To Baba Ramdev Aur Unke Chele Kheench Lete Hain, Takleef To Aayegi Hi Na!!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Doctor, Main Subah 9 Baje Uthta Hu Toh Mujhe Saans Lene Mein Takleef Hoti Hai
    Doctor: Beta, Jaldi Utha Karo... Kyun Ki Saari Oxygen To Baba Ramdev Aur Unke Chele Kheench Lete Hain, Takleef To Aayegi Hi Na!!
  • Santa: Aaj Toh Main 5 Rupay Ke 3 Pyaaz Le Aaya.<br/>
Jeeto (Excited): Arey Waah! Woh Kaise?<br/>
Santa: Pyaaz Wale Ne To 5 Rupay Ka 1 Hi Diya Tha, Ek Main Utha Ke Bhag Aaya, Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Phenk Ke Mara!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Aaj Toh Main 5 Rupay Ke 3 Pyaaz Le Aaya.
    Jeeto (Excited): Arey Waah! Woh Kaise?
    Santa: Pyaaz Wale Ne To 5 Rupay Ka 1 Hi Diya Tha, Ek Main Utha Ke Bhag Aaya, Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Phenk Ke Mara!
  • Duniya Mein Ladkiyan Sirf 2 Hi Logon Ki Baat Sunti Hain<br/>
Ek Tailor Aur Dusra Photographer<br/>
Baaki Toh Woh Kisi Ke Baap Ki Bhi Nahi SuntiUpload to Facebook
    Duniya Mein Ladkiyan Sirf 2 Hi Logon Ki Baat Sunti Hain
    Ek Tailor Aur Dusra Photographer
    Baaki Toh Woh Kisi Ke Baap Ki Bhi Nahi Sunti
  • Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!!<br/>
Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nahin Jayega??Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!!
    Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nahin Jayega??
  • Jeeto: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari Rani Naam Ki Ek Aur Patni Bhi Hai?<br/>
Santa: Bataya Toh Tha Tumhe Rani Ki Tarah Rakhunga!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari Rani Naam Ki Ek Aur Patni Bhi Hai?
    Santa: Bataya Toh Tha Tumhe Rani Ki Tarah Rakhunga!
  • Santa: Bhaiya Pyaaz Dena<br/>
Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, Bag Laaye Ho?<br/>
Santa: Kyun Tere Paas Polythene Nahin Hai Kya?<br/>
Sabjiwala: Paise Wale Bag Ki Baat Kar Raha HuUpload to Facebook
    Santa: Bhaiya Pyaaz Dena
    Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, Bag Laaye Ho?
    Santa: Kyun Tere Paas Polythene Nahin Hai Kya?
    Sabjiwala: Paise Wale Bag Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu
  • Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...<br/>
Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti LaateUpload to Facebook
    Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...
    Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laate
  • Aisa Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Ki<br/>
Aajkal Ladki Ki Bidaai Ke Waqt Maa-Baap Se Jyada Toh Mohalle Ke Ladke Ro Dete Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Aisa Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Ki
    Aajkal Ladki Ki Bidaai Ke Waqt Maa-Baap Se Jyada Toh Mohalle Ke Ladke Ro Dete Hain!
  • Beer Toh Dono Ko Hi Pasand Thi Fark Sirf Itna Tha Ki<br/>
Ussey Teddy Bear Aur Mujhe StrongUpload to Facebook
    Beer Toh Dono Ko Hi Pasand Thi Fark Sirf Itna Tha Ki
    Ussey Teddy Bear Aur Mujhe Strong
  • Saw A Guy's Facebook Update<br/>
'Just bought 5KG of Onions'<br/>
Kuch Log Khud Ko Amir Dikhane Ka Koi Bhi Mauka Nahin ChodteUpload to Facebook
    Saw A Guy's Facebook Update
    'Just bought 5KG of Onions'
    Kuch Log Khud Ko Amir Dikhane Ka Koi Bhi Mauka Nahin Chodte
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