|Jeeto: You have changed after marriage.|
Santa: I had told you before marriage that I'm not interested in married women!
|Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb?|
Santa: That's not true. I never said you were deaf!
|Banta: Why is your wife shouting at you?|
Santa: Instead of posting her photo on Facebook, by mistake I uploaded it on OLX!
|Santa: LG has brought out these new refrigerators with Wi-Fi. WTF?|
Banta: That's cool!
Santa: Yeah like my chicken and eggs want to watch YouTube videos!
|Santa: If marriages are made in heaven, than what is made in Hell?|
Banta: The days after marriage!
|Santa: I've just got rid of my flute in part exchange for a new car.|
Banta: I didn't think they accepted things like that for a car.
Santa: Well, this case was an exception. The dealer happened to be our next-door neighbour!
|Santa: What is first aid?|
Banta: It's when you get AIDS for the first time!
|Santa is in the bathroom and his wife, Jeeto shouts from outside: Could you find the shampoo?|
Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine!
|Santa went to a restaurant in China.|
Waiter: Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog's Legs.
Santa: I am not a doctor who can address your health problems. I am hungry. So just get me a Menu Card!
|Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.|
Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai?
Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai. Movie December Mein Aayegi!