|Ghar Wale Mujhe Subah-Subah Aise Uthate Hain|
Jaise Teesra Vishwayudh Shuru Ho Geya Hai Aur Main Hi Aakhiri Sainik Bacha Hu!
|Banta: Why do men pass gas more than women?|
Santa: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!
|Thank God Doctor Ye Nahin Kehte|
"Bhai' Chutte Nahi Hai Ek Operation Or Karwa Lo"
|Shopkeeper: Bolo Saab, Kya Chahiye?|
Banta: Hone Wali Biwi Ke Kutte Ke Liye Cake Milega Kya?
Shopkeeper: Yahin Khaoge... Ya Pack Karwa Du?
|Jo Log Joke Enjoy Karke Share Nahi Karte|
Unko Toh Kaale Paani Ki Kam Se Kam 3 Saal Ki Saza Honi Chahiye!
|Cop: Please step out of the car.|
Santa: I am too drunk, you get in!
|Jo Sukh Aur Shanti... WhatsApp Ki Gallery Delete Karke Milti Hai|
Uss Ki Tulna Kisi Aur Cheez Se Karna Aasmbhav Hai!
|Mera Purse Bhi Pyaaz Ki Tarah Hai, Yaaro;|
Jab Bhi Kholta Hu Aansu Aa Jate Hai!
|Santa: Coffee really makes my wife aggressive.|
Santa: Yeah. Last night, I had 8 pegs at the bar while she had only two cups of coffee at home. You should have seen how angry she was!
|Ladkiyon Ki 2 Samasyein|
1. Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai
2. Kutta, Dekh Bhi Nahin Raha Hai
Ab Kutta Kya Kare?