• Santa: I've just got rid of my flute in part exchange for a new car.<br />
Banta: I didn't think they accepted things like that for a car.<br />
Santa: Well, this case was an exception. The dealer happened to be our next-door neighbour!
    Santa: I've just got rid of my flute in part exchange for a new car.
    Banta: I didn't think they accepted things like that for a car.
    Santa: Well, this case was an exception. The dealer happened to be our next-door neighbour!
  • Santa: What is first aid?<br />
Banta: It's when you get AIDS for the first time!
    Santa: What is first aid?
    Banta: It's when you get AIDS for the first time!
  • Santa is in the bathroom and his wife, Jeeto shouts from outside: Could you find the shampoo?<br/>
Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine!
    Santa is in the bathroom and his wife, Jeeto shouts from outside: Could you find the shampoo?
    Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine!
  • Santa went to a restaurant in China.<br />
Waiter: Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog's Legs.<br />
Santa: I am not a doctor who can address your health problems. I am hungry. So just get me a Menu Card!
    Santa went to a restaurant in China.
    Waiter: Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog's Legs.
    Santa: I am not a doctor who can address your health problems. I am hungry. So just get me a Menu Card!
  • Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.<br/>

Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai?<br/>

Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai. Movie December Mein Aayegi!
    Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.
    Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai?
    Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai. Movie December Mein Aayegi!
  • Santa opened a Mexican restaurant and named it<br/>

`Behen de Tacos`!<br/>

In competition,  Banta opened a Japanese restaurant next to Santa's and named it<br/>

'Terimaki'!
    Santa opened a Mexican restaurant and named it
    "Behen de Tacos"!
    In competition, Banta opened a Japanese restaurant next to Santa's and named it
    'Terimaki'!
  • Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.<br/>
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
    Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
    Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
  • Jeeto: You used to say that I was all the world to you.<br />
Santa: Yes, but I've learned a lot about geography since then!
    Jeeto: You used to say that I was all the world to you.
    Santa: Yes, but I've learned a lot about geography since then!
  • Banta: Does your wife believe in Karwa Chauth fast?<br/>
Santa: Yes, she sure does. In fact, she loves to fast.<br/>
Banta (confused): Considering her girth, It's hard to believe.<br/>
Santa: Trust me. That's all because of fast food like... pizza, burgers and fries!<br/>
Happy Karwa Chauth!
    Banta: Does your wife believe in Karwa Chauth fast?
    Santa: Yes, she sure does. In fact, she loves to fast.
    Banta (confused): Considering her girth, It's hard to believe.
    Santa: Trust me. That's all because of fast food like... pizza, burgers and fries!
    Happy Karwa Chauth!
  • The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer.<br />
Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife. Aren't your relations pleasant?<br />
Santa: Mine are... but hers are simply terrible!
    The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer.
    Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife. Aren't your relations pleasant?
    Santa: Mine are... but hers are simply terrible!
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