SantaBanta SMS

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Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'.
One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!
Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?<br/>
Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.<br/>
Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, 'Jaanu Sachi'!
Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?
Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.
Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, "Jaanu Sachi"!
Santa:  I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.<br/>

Banta: Then what happened?<br/>

Santa: She married the 'postman'!
Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: She married the 'postman'!
'Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?' Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.<br/>
Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!
"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.
Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!
Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai".
Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
Santa: My friend lost all his money.<br/>
Banta: Played with stocks?<br/>
Santa: No. Played with girls!
Santa: My friend lost all his money.
Banta: Played with stocks?
Santa: No. Played with girls!
Banta: What is your chief worry in life?<br/>
Santa: Money.<br/>
Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.<br/>
Santa: Yes. That's the worry!
Banta: What is your chief worry in life?
Santa: Money.
Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.
Santa: Yes. That's the worry!
Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question. 
Banta: Hmmm... I am listening. 
Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side!
Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question.
Banta: Hmmm... I am listening.
Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side!
Santa and Banta were on a holiday. While on a hillock, Santa to Banta, "Are you coming up?"
Banta: What's up there?
Santa: The view.
Banta: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Santa: You are about the worst tourist in the whole world!
Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi. 
Banta: Kya Hua? 
Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi. Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek 'Puppy' Mujhe De Do!
Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi.
Banta: Kya Hua?
Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi. Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek 'Puppy' Mujhe De Do!

Quotes

Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.

Trivia

Beyonce Knowles' debut album "Dangerously in Love" earned her five Grammys.

Graffiti

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.