SantaBanta SMS

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Banta: Why do you send all the messages to me, twice? 
Santa: So that you keep one and forward the other. 
Banta: Stupid... then you shall send it to me thrice. 
Santa: Why? 
Banta: So that I can delete one!
Banta: Why do you send all the messages to me, twice?
Santa: So that you keep one and forward the other.
Banta: Stupid... then you shall send it to me thrice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: So that I can delete one!
Banta: Where are you going? 
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!
Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!
Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, 'You've been brought here for drinking.' 
Santa: Great. Let's get started!
Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started!
Banta resented the lateral pressure of a fat man on the same seat with him in a local bus.
Banta muttered, "They ought to charge by weight in these cars.
"If they did", said the fat man, "you'd have to walk. They couldn't afford to stop for you!"
Santa while travelling to Scotland. 
Innkeeper: The room is Rs 1,500 a night. It's 1,000 if you make your own bed. 
Santa: I'll make my own bed. 
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood!
Santa while travelling to Scotland.
Innkeeper: The room is Rs 1,500 a night. It's 1,000 if you make your own bed.
Santa: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood!
Salesman: Sir, Cockroach Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? 
Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte. Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega! 
The salesman fainted!
Salesman: Sir, Cockroach Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte. Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega!
The salesman fainted!
Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.<br/>
Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!
Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.
Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!
Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?<br/>
Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!
Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!
Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office.<br/>
Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.<br/>
Santa: Hardly.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: They're all like 'read only' files!
Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office.
Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.
Santa: Hardly.
Banta: Why?
Santa: They're all like "read only" files!
Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right.<br/>
Jeeto: I agree! you go first.<br/>
Santa : Ok, I am wrong.<br/>
Jeeto(with a twinkle in her eye): You are right!
Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right.
Jeeto: I agree! you go first.
Santa : Ok, I am wrong.
Jeeto(with a twinkle in her eye): You are right!

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