|Santa walks into a bar.|
He asks the barman, "How tall is a penguin?"
The barman says about three feet.
Santa, "Don't you get any penguins taller than that!"
The barman says, "Maybe maximum four feet but no taller than that."
Santa, "Oh shit, in that case, I just drove over a nun!"
|Interviewer: Congratulations, you are selected for the job. Your 1st-year salary will be 6 lakh/year & next year it will be 10 lakh/year.|
Santa: Thank you, I'll join next year!
|Santa: Archeologists have found a thousand years old woman's jawbone.|
Banta: How they do know it was a woman's jaw?
Santa: Because it was still moving!
|Banta: Do you know green tea is a good anti-oxidant?|
Santa: Yeah I know. That's why I always drink green tea in the morning after having 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
|Banta: How did you fail your stress test?|
Santa: They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car! And I failed the test!
|Santa: My wife crashed my car.|
Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?
Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom!
|Pappu: I want to buy a sports bike.|
Santa: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa'?
|Police pulled Santa's car:|
Officer: Do you know driving at 100 kmph is illegal?
Officer: Then why didn't you stop when I was following you?
Santa: I thought you wanted to race!
|Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer.|
Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!
|Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?|
Santa: When someone else is doing it for them!