SantaBanta SMS

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Santa was weeping at a grave, 'Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life.'<br/>
Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ?<br/>
Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband!
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ?
Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband!
Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled.<br/>
Santa: That's a smart thing to do.<br/>
Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead!
Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled.
Santa: That's a smart thing to do.
Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead!
Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour.<br/>

The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.<br/>

Santa:  Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!
Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour.
The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.
Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!
Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge?
Santa: Main toh khud pareshan hoon.....par card me likha hai,
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"Dinner 7-12 PM!"
Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.
Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?
Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'.
One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!
Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?<br/>
Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.<br/>
Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, 'Jaanu Sachi'!
Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?
Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.
Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, "Jaanu Sachi"!
Santa:  I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.<br/>

Banta: Then what happened?<br/>

Santa: She married the 'postman'!
Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: She married the 'postman'!
'Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?' Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.<br/>
Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!
"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.
Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!
Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai".
Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!

Quotes

Locks keep honest people honest; criminals will still find their way in.

Trivia

Ashok Kumar was a lab assistant in Bombay Talkies before he became an actor in 1936.

Graffiti

When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'!