|Banta: Why women can not drive well?|
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
|Banta: Why women love shoes?|
Santa: Because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes always fit!
|After knee surgery Doctor advised Santa, "For a few days you will have to use a walker."|
Santa: No problem Doctor. Will 'Johnny Walker' be okay?
|Pappu's teacher sent a letter to his father:|
Your son, Pappu doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Pappu is not a rose, Don't smell him, try to teach him!
|Jeeto: Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per Lipstick Ka Nishaan Kahan Se Aaya?|
Santa: Mein Khud Pareshan Hu Nishan Dekh Kar. Maine Toh Uss Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi...
|Santa to Pappu: Exam Mein Tu Paas Ho Ya Fail, Tujhe Bike Zaroor Dilayenge!|
Pappu: Oh Thank You Dad!
Santa: Pass Hua Toh 'Bullet' College Jaane Ke Liye Aur Agar Fail Hua Toh 'Rajdoot', Doodh Bechne Ke Liye!
|Fakir: Aee Husn Ki Malika Andhe Ko 5 Rupaye De De!|
Santa: De De, Bechara Sach Mein Hi Andha Lag Raha Hai...!!!
|Jeeto: Arranged Marriages Mein Talak Kam Kyun Hote Hain?|
Santa: Jo Apni Marji Se Shaadi Tak Na Kar Paaye Wo Talak Kya Khaak Karenge...!!!
|Banta: Which is the famous adventure sport in India?
Santa: Arranged Marriage!
Guy 1: I lost 5kg in two months.
Guy 2: I lost 10 kg in two months.
Santa: I lost 45 kg in a day.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: Oh wow, but how?
Santa: Lost my baggage at Airport!