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Apni Aadhi Jaaydaad De Di Ho Kisi Ko!
|Whenever someone asks you for a relationship advice,|
Just point him in the direction of the nearest liquor store!
|Whisky is a brilliant invention.|
One double and you start feeling single again.
|Banta: How do you catch a squirrel?|
Santa: Climb onto a tree and act like a nut.
|I am feeling very unsafe at home due to my wife's comments that I am intolerant.|
So I am planning to migrate to Pattaya!
|Banta: Why are you so depressed?|
Santa: My son has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account!
|Jeeto: Suno Ji Jab Hamaari Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi Toh Jab Main Khana Bana Kar Laati Thi To Tum Khud Kam Khaate The, Mujhe Zyada Khilate The!|
Jeeto: Toh Ab Aisa Kyon Nahi Karte?
Santa: Kyonki Ab Tum Achha Khana Banana Seekh Gayi Ho!
|Pati Apni Patni Ki God Mein Leta Hua Tha! Patni Ne Bade Pyaar Se Apne Pati Se Pucha,|
"Kaisa Lag Raha Hai?"
Pati: Aisa Lag Raha Hai Jaise Bhagwan Vishnu Sheshnag Ki God Mein Lete Hon!
|Banta: What is 'Panic Room'?|
Santa: When you forget your phone in the room where your wife is then that room is a 'Panic Room'!
|Banta: Where do you find the most homely, beautiful and obedient wives of the world?|
Santa: In Karan Johar's movies!