• Pappu: Papa, Rum Piyoge?<br/>
Santa: Puttar, BACARDI Gall Na Kar!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Papa, Rum Piyoge?
    Santa: Puttar, BACARDI Gall Na Kar!
  • Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet.<br/>
Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?Upload to Facebook
    Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet.
    Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?
  • Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai<br/>
Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai
    Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai!
  • Santa: Darling Tum Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho<br/>
Jeeto: Tumne Kaise Jaana?<br/>
Santa: Tumhe Dekh Ke Toh Ab Rotiyan Bhi Jalne Lagi Hai.Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Darling Tum Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho
    Jeeto: Tumne Kaise Jaana?
    Santa: Tumhe Dekh Ke Toh Ab Rotiyan Bhi Jalne Lagi Hai.
  • Ghar Wale Mujhe Subah-Subah Aise Uthate Hain<br/>
Jaise Teesra Vishwayudh Shuru Ho Geya Hai Aur Main Hi Aakhiri Sainik Bacha Hu!Upload to Facebook
    Ghar Wale Mujhe Subah-Subah Aise Uthate Hain
    Jaise Teesra Vishwayudh Shuru Ho Geya Hai Aur Main Hi Aakhiri Sainik Bacha Hu!
  • Banta: Why do men pass gas more than women?<br/>
Santa: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why do men pass gas more than women?
    Santa: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!
  • Thank God Doctor Ye Nahin Kehte<br/>
`Bhai' Chutte Nahi Hai Ek Operation Or Karwa Lo`Upload to Facebook
    Thank God Doctor Ye Nahin Kehte
    "Bhai' Chutte Nahi Hai Ek Operation Or Karwa Lo"
  • Shopkeeper: Bolo Saab, Kya Chahiye?<br/>
Banta: Hone Wali Biwi Ke Kutte Ke Liye Cake Milega Kya?<br/>
Shopkeeper: Yahin Khaoge... Ya Pack Karwa Du?Upload to Facebook
    Shopkeeper: Bolo Saab, Kya Chahiye?
    Banta: Hone Wali Biwi Ke Kutte Ke Liye Cake Milega Kya?
    Shopkeeper: Yahin Khaoge... Ya Pack Karwa Du?
  • Jo Log Joke Enjoy Karke Share Nahi Karte<br/>
Unko Toh Kaale Paani Ki Kam Se Kam 3 Saal Ki Saza Honi Chahiye!Upload to Facebook
    Jo Log Joke Enjoy Karke Share Nahi Karte
    Unko Toh Kaale Paani Ki Kam Se Kam 3 Saal Ki Saza Honi Chahiye!
  • Cop: Please step out of the car.<br/>
Santa: I am too drunk, you get in!Upload to Facebook
    Cop: Please step out of the car.
    Santa: I am too drunk, you get in!
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