|Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De.|
Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya?
Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai!
|Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman?|
Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!
|Banta: What happened, why are you so sad?|
Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!
|Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?|
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!
|Banta: Why do they have fences around cemeteries?|
Santa: Because people are just dying to get in there!
|Banta: What are a married man's two greatest assets?|
Santa: A closed mouth and an open wallet!
|Santa: Bhabhi Ka Kya Naam Hai?|
Banta: Google Kaur
Banta: Sawal Ek Karo, Jawab 100 Milte Hain!
|Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue?|
Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool!
|Banta: Why there is no water crisis in US or Europe? Santa: Because they use toilet paper!|
|Banta: What is the difference between a shy man and a confident man?|
Santa: Just around 5 pints of Beers!