• Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De.<br/>
Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya?<br/>
Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De.
    Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya?
    Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai!
  • Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman?<br/>
Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman?
    Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!
  • Banta: What happened, why are you so sad?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What happened, why are you so sad?
    Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!
  • Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?<br/>
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
    Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!
  • Banta: Why do they have fences around cemeteries?<br/>
Santa: Because people are just dying to get in there!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
    Santa: Because people are just dying to get in there!
  • Banta: What are a married man's two greatest assets?<br/>
Santa: A closed mouth and an open wallet!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What are a married man's two greatest assets?
    Santa: A closed mouth and an open wallet!
  • Santa: Bhabhi Ka Kya Naam Hai?<br/>
Banta: Google Kaur<br/>
Santa: Aiye?<br/>
Banta: Sawal Ek Karo, Jawab 100 Milte Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Bhabhi Ka Kya Naam Hai?
    Banta: Google Kaur
    Santa: Aiye?
    Banta: Sawal Ek Karo, Jawab 100 Milte Hain!
  • Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue?<br/>
Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue?
    Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool!
  • Banta: Why there is no water crisis in US or Europe?
Santa: Because they use toilet paper!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why there is no water crisis in US or Europe? Santa: Because they use toilet paper!
  • Banta: What is the difference between a shy man and a confident man?<br/>
Santa: Just around 5 pints of Beers!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the difference between a shy man and a confident man?
    Santa: Just around 5 pints of Beers!
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