• Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.<br/>
Banta: What accident?<br/>
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!
    Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.
    Banta: What accident?
    Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!
  • Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.<br/>
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with `When you get a chance`!
    Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.
    Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"!
  • Jeeto: Happy New Year.<br/>
Santa: Promise?
    Jeeto: Happy New Year.
    Santa: Promise?
  • Banta: Why are you looking so sad?<br/><br/>
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
    Banta: Why are you looking so sad?

    Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
  • Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.<br/>
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
    Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.
    Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
  • Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.<br/>
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?<br/>
Santa replied, `I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate`!
    Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.
    The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
    Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"!
  • Jeeto: Why do farts stink?<br/>
Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!
    Jeeto: Why do farts stink?
    Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!
  • Banta: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.<br/>
Banta: Oh no! But why?<br/>
Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over!
    Banta: Why are you so sad?
    Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.
    Banta: Oh no! But why?
    Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over!
  • Banta: If someone wants to buy a House Boat in Kashmir. Will it be a Housing Loan or a Vehicle Loan?<br/>
Santa: Floating Loan!
    Banta: If someone wants to buy a House Boat in Kashmir. Will it be a Housing Loan or a Vehicle Loan?
    Santa: Floating Loan!
  • Angry Santa: When one door closes, another one opens.<br/>
Banta: It's good. Why are you angry? <br/>
Santa: I have to be angry. This is the last time I'm buying a used car!
    Angry Santa: When one door closes, another one opens.
    Banta: It's good. Why are you angry?
    Santa: I have to be angry. This is the last time I'm buying a used car!