|Santa: I've just got rid of my flute in part exchange for a new car.|
Banta: I didn't think they accepted things like that for a car.
Santa: Well, this case was an exception. The dealer happened to be our next-door neighbour!
|Santa: What is first aid?|
Banta: It's when you get AIDS for the first time!
|Santa is in the bathroom and his wife, Jeeto shouts from outside: Could you find the shampoo?|
Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine!
|Santa went to a restaurant in China.|
Waiter: Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog's Legs.
Santa: I am not a doctor who can address your health problems. I am hungry. So just get me a Menu Card!
|Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.|
Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai?
Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai. Movie December Mein Aayegi!
|Santa opened a Mexican restaurant and named it|
"Behen de Tacos"!
In competition, Banta opened a Japanese restaurant next to Santa's and named it
|Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.|
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
|Jeeto: You used to say that I was all the world to you.|
Santa: Yes, but I've learned a lot about geography since then!
|Banta: Does your wife believe in Karwa Chauth fast?|
Santa: Yes, she sure does. In fact, she loves to fast.
Banta (confused): Considering her girth, It's hard to believe.
Santa: Trust me. That's all because of fast food like... pizza, burgers and fries!
Happy Karwa Chauth!
|The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer.|
Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife. Aren't your relations pleasant?
Santa: Mine are... but hers are simply terrible!