|Santa: I've named my dog "ten miles".|
Santa: Just so I can tell people I walk ten miles twice a day!
|Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth?|
Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot!
|Banta got expelled from the swimming pool for urinating in the pool.|
He argued, "Many people do it, why only catch me?"
The pool manager replied, "Many may be doing it, but no one does from the diving board!"
|Banta: Why we save phone numbers with names?|
Santa: You keep it in phone so you know 'not' to answer when they call!
|Jeeto: Janu 1 Pappi Chahiye... Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.|
Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye!
|Banta: Do you have any superpower?|
Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!
|Santa: What's the wifi password?|
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
Santa: Sure, how much is that?
Barman: ₹ 1000.
Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
|Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party?|
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!
|Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!|
Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!
|Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?|
Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir!