|Banta: How do you catch a squirrel?|
Santa: Climb onto a tree and act like a nut.
|I am feeling very unsafe at home due to my wife's comments that I am intolerant.|
So I am planning to migrate to Pattaya!
|Banta: Why are you so depressed?|
Santa: My son has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account!
|Jeeto: Suno Ji Jab Hamaari Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi Toh Jab Main Khana Bana Kar Laati Thi To Tum Khud Kam Khaate The, Mujhe Zyada Khilate The!|
Jeeto: Toh Ab Aisa Kyon Nahi Karte?
Santa: Kyonki Ab Tum Achha Khana Banana Seekh Gayi Ho!
|Pati Apni Patni Ki God Mein Leta Hua Tha! Patni Ne Bade Pyaar Se Apne Pati Se Pucha,|
"Kaisa Lag Raha Hai?"
Pati: Aisa Lag Raha Hai Jaise Bhagwan Vishnu Sheshnag Ki God Mein Lete Hon!
|Banta: What is 'Panic Room'?|
Santa: When you forget your phone in the room where your wife is then that room is a 'Panic Room'!
|Banta: Where do you find the most homely, beautiful and obedient wives of the world?|
Santa: In Karan Johar's movies!
|Yeh Award Wapas Karne Wale Us Waqt Kahan The Jab...|
Kattappa Ne Dhokhe Se Baahubali Ko Maara Tha!
|Jeeto: Whats the meaning of Dhanteras?|
Santa: It means, Kaam Mera, Paisa Mera Aur Dhantera's...
|Jeeto checked Santa's mobile and found all girls numbers saved in the following order:|
Super Market Bird
Finally she checked her number and it was saved as 'Angry Bird'!