|Banta: You know, this hotel has a complimentary turn down service.|
Santa: So does my wife!
|Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.|
Banta: When you come in at night?
Santa: No, when I want to go out!
|Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.|
Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!
|Insurance Agent: Now that you are married I suppose you will take out an insurance policy?|
Santa: Oh, no! I don't think she's going to be dangerous!
|Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road?|
Santa: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
|Banta: A girl said, "I love you" to me.|
Santa: What did you say?
Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me"!
|Santa: What's green and has wheels?|
Banta: Ummm! Don't know.
Santa: Grass, I lied about the wheels!
|Santa's romantic Valentine's Day poem for his wife, Jeeto:|
Roses are Laal, Violets are Neele;
You've made the Daal now wash the Pateele!
|Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?|
Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hai?
Banta: Nahi Toh!
Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hai!
Happy Valentine's Day!
|Jeeto: You have changed after marriage.|
Santa: I had told you before marriage that I'm not interested in married women!