• Jeeto: I am not talking to you.<br/>
Santa: OK.<br/>
Jeeto: Don't you want to know the reason?<br/>
Santa: No, I respect and trust your decision!
    Jeeto: I am not talking to you.
    Santa: OK.
    Jeeto: Don't you want to know the reason?
    Santa: No, I respect and trust your decision!
  • Police: You didn't see the red light?<br/>
Santa: I saw.<br/>
Police: Then why didn't you stop?<br/>
Santa: I didn't see you!
    Police: You didn't see the red light?
    Santa: I saw.
    Police: Then why didn't you stop?
    Santa: I didn't see you!
  • Banta: Hello doctor, I swallowed a fishbone.<br/>
Doctor: Are you choking?<br/>
Banta: No doctor, I'm serious!
    Banta: Hello doctor, I swallowed a fishbone.
    Doctor: Are you choking?
    Banta: No doctor, I'm serious!
  • Banta: What surprises you most about this Coronavirus?<br/>
Santa: It has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports, shutdown all bars and kept men at home!
    Banta: What surprises you most about this Coronavirus?
    Santa: It has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports, shutdown all bars and kept men at home!
  • Santa: Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine.<br/>
Banta: Oh! That's romantic.<br/>
Santa: No, that way she can't hit me with them!
    Santa: Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine.
    Banta: Oh! That's romantic.
    Santa: No, that way she can't hit me with them!
  • Banta: Why are there so many female archeologists?<br/>
Santa: Because women love digging up the past!
    Banta: Why are there so many female archeologists?
    Santa: Because women love digging up the past!
  • Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?<br/>
Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went!
    Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?
    Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went!
  • Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?<br/>
Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!
    Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?
    Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!
  • Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?<br/>
Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!
    Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?
    Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!
  • Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?<br/>
Santa: Getting married!
    Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?
    Santa: Getting married!