• Koshish Bahut Ki Humne Samajhdaar Banne Ke;<br/>
Lekin Khushiyan Hamesha Fuddupanti Karne Se Hi Mili!Upload to Facebook
    Koshish Bahut Ki Humne Samajhdaar Banne Ke;
    Lekin Khushiyan Hamesha Fuddupanti Karne Se Hi Mili!
  • Jabse Dubsmash Aaya Hai<br/>
Saala Har Koi Sasta Actor Ban Gaya Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Jabse Dubsmash Aaya Hai
    Saala Har Koi Sasta Actor Ban Gaya Hai!
  • Akhbaron Mein Baarish Ki Khabron Ke Saath Jab Bhi Photo Dekha Toh Lagta Hai Ke Baarish Mein Sirf Ladkiyan Hi Bheegti Hai.<br/>
Jaise Ladke Toh Saale, waterproof Hote Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Akhbaron Mein Baarish Ki Khabron Ke Saath Jab Bhi Photo Dekha Toh Lagta Hai Ke Baarish Mein Sirf Ladkiyan Hi Bheegti Hai.
    Jaise Ladke Toh Saale, waterproof Hote Hai!
  • Beggar: 5 Rupaye ka Sawaal Hai, Baba...<br />

Santa: Puchho, Shayad Mujhe Aata Ho! Upload to Facebook
    Beggar: 5 Rupaye ka Sawaal Hai, Baba...
    Santa: Puchho, Shayad Mujhe Aata Ho!
  • Santa's Complaint:<br/>
Dear Flipkart, I always opt for `Cash on Delivery` but your delivery boy never gives me the cash!Upload to Facebook
    Santa's Complaint:
    Dear Flipkart, I always opt for "Cash on Delivery" but your delivery boy never gives me the cash!
  • Santa: Which search engine is better? Google or Yahoo?<br/>
Banta: Just wait. I'll check it on Google!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Which search engine is better? Google or Yahoo?
    Banta: Just wait. I'll check it on Google!
  • Banta: This rooster of ours is a pain in the neck. Week days are fine but I hate it when it doesn't let me sleep on weekends.<br />
Santa: There's a solution for it.<br />
Banta excitedly: Wow. Please share it with me.<br />
Santa: Cook it on Friday evening!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: This rooster of ours is a pain in the neck. Week days are fine but I hate it when it doesn't let me sleep on weekends.
    Santa: There's a solution for it.
    Banta excitedly: Wow. Please share it with me.
    Santa: Cook it on Friday evening!
  • Santa went to a restaurant in China.<br />
Santa: Waiter, there's cockroach in my salad.<br />
Waiter: Please don't shout, sir. Or else the other customers will be asking for one, too!Upload to Facebook
    Santa went to a restaurant in China.
    Santa: Waiter, there's cockroach in my salad.
    Waiter: Please don't shout, sir. Or else the other customers will be asking for one, too!
  • Santa: This restaurant I went to last night is like a Moon.<br />
Banta: Is it so exorbitant?<br />
Santa: No, it's cheap. But it has no atmosphere!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: This restaurant I went to last night is like a Moon.
    Banta: Is it so exorbitant?
    Santa: No, it's cheap. But it has no atmosphere!
  • Santa: Officer! Someone stole my car.<br />
Cop: Did you see who did it?<br />
Santa: No, but I know the car's number!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Officer! Someone stole my car.
    Cop: Did you see who did it?
    Santa: No, but I know the car's number!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT