• Jeeto: You are useless.<br/>
Pappu: Dad, am I useless?<br/>
Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless!
    Jeeto: You are useless.
    Pappu: Dad, am I useless?
    Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless!
  • Santa: Why did the tomato blush?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because he saw the salad dressing!
    Santa: Why did the tomato blush?
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Because he saw the salad dressing!
  • Banta: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Santa: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump!
    Banta: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Santa: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump!
  • Jeeto: What is more important to you? Relationship or Alcohol?<br/>
Santa: Relationship with Alcohol!
    Jeeto: What is more important to you? Relationship or Alcohol?
    Santa: Relationship with Alcohol!
  • Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.<br/>
Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!
    Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.
    Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!
  • Pappu: How much does it cost to get married?<br/>
Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it!
    Pappu: How much does it cost to get married?
    Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it!
  • Santa: I want to divorce my wife.<br/>
Lawyer: On what Grounds?<br/>
Santa: She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.<br/>
Lawyer: Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating on you?<br/>
Santa: No, she's looking for me!
    Santa: I want to divorce my wife.
    Lawyer: On what Grounds?
    Santa: She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.
    Lawyer: Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating on you?
    Santa: No, she's looking for me!
  • Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?<br/>
Santa: That's literally all I drink!
    Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?
    Santa: That's literally all I drink!
  • Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?<br/>
Santa: Whiskeypedia!
    Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?
    Santa: Whiskeypedia!
  • Banta: Jahan Izzat Na Ho Wahan Nahi Rukna Chahiye.<br/>
Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye?
    Banta: Jahan Izzat Na Ho Wahan Nahi Rukna Chahiye.
    Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye?