Santa was getting down at almost every station and buying a ticket.
Co-passenger: Why don't you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?
Santa: My doctor advised me not to take long trips!
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Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!
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Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Santa : Yes. A good doctor!
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Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!
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Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?
Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!
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