|Banta: Why don't Aggarwals play Hockey or Football?|
Santa: Because the moment they get a 'Corner', they open a 'Sweet Shop'!
|Charlie Chaplin - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.|
Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!
|Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.|
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!
|Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?|
|Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai?|
Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai, Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun, Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai!
|Santa: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?|
Santa: Because they love beaching around!
|Santa: My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums.|
Banta: That seems to be a weird advice coming from a doctor.
Santa: Actually he lives in the apartment below!
|Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?|
Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers!
|Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?|
Santa: No, only when it rains!
|Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?|
Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary!