|Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.|
Santa: What happened, what did he say?
Banta: You are fired!
|Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.|
Santa: Because they know good plots!
|Santa: See? Math isn't so bad.|
Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life?
Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework!
|Banta: Advantage of exercise is, you fall asleep when you hit the bed.|
Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed!
|Banta: What happened, you look terrible.|
Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: But why?
Santa: Because my wife is dieting!
|Banta: What do you call people who don't believe in going to the gym?|
|Santa: I was drinking at a bar so I took bus home.|
Banta: So what was the big deal?
Santa: That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
|Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De.|
Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya?
Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai!
|Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman?|
Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!
|Banta: What happened, why are you so sad?|
Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!