• Santa: I need salary increment. 3 other companies are after me.<br/>
Boss: Really, which 3?<br/>
Santa: Electricity, Mobile and Credit Card!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I need salary increment. 3 other companies are after me.
    Boss: Really, which 3?
    Santa: Electricity, Mobile and Credit Card!
  • Santa: Some people tell me to be myself.<br/>
Banta: Yeah, it's good for self-esteem.<br/>
Santa: But I always get in trouble when I do!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Some people tell me to be myself.
    Banta: Yeah, it's good for self-esteem.
    Santa: But I always get in trouble when I do!
  • Banta: You know, this hotel has a complimentary turn down service.<br/>
Santa: So does my wife!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: You know, this hotel has a complimentary turn down service.
    Santa: So does my wife!
  • Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.<br />
Banta: When you come in at night?<br />
Santa: No, when I want to go out!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.
    Banta: When you come in at night?
    Santa: No, when I want to go out!
  • Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.<br/>
Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.
    Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!
  • Insurance Agent: Now that you are married I suppose you will take out an insurance policy?<br/>
Santa: Oh, no! I don't think she's going to be dangerous!Upload to Facebook
    Insurance Agent: Now that you are married I suppose you will take out an insurance policy?
    Santa: Oh, no! I don't think she's going to be dangerous!
  • Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road?<br/>
Banta: Dunno.<br/>
Santa: It was escaping from `Kake Da Dhaba`!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Banta: Dunno.
    Santa: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
  • Banta: A girl said, `I love you` to me.<br/>
Santa: What did you say?<br/>
Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even `I love me`!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: A girl said, "I love you" to me.
    Santa: What did you say?
    Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me"!
  • Santa: What's green and has wheels?<br/>

Banta: Ummm! Don't know.<br/>
Santa: Grass, I lied about the wheels!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: What's green and has wheels?
    Banta: Ummm! Don't know.
    Santa: Grass, I lied about the wheels!
  • Santa's romantic Valentine's Day poem for his wife, Jeeto:<br />
Roses are Laal, Violets are Neele;<br />
You've made the Daal now wash the Pateele!Upload to Facebook
    Santa's romantic Valentine's Day poem for his wife, Jeeto:
    Roses are Laal, Violets are Neele;
    You've made the Daal now wash the Pateele!
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