• Banta: How did you fail your stress test?<br/>
Santa: They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car! And I failed the test!
    Banta: How did you fail your stress test?
    Santa: They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car! And I failed the test!
  • Santa: My wife crashed my car.<br/>
Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?<br/>
Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom!
    Santa: My wife crashed my car.
    Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?
    Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom!
  • Pappu: I want to buy a sports bike.<br/>
Santa: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa'?
    Pappu: I want to buy a sports bike.
    Santa: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa'?
  • Police pulled Santa's car:<br/>
Officer: Do you know driving at 100 kmph is illegal?<br/>
Santa: Yes.<br/>
Officer: Then why didn't you stop when I was following you?<br/>
Santa: I thought you wanted to race!
    Police pulled Santa's car:
    Officer: Do you know driving at 100 kmph is illegal?
    Santa: Yes.
    Officer: Then why didn't you stop when I was following you?
    Santa: I thought you wanted to race!
  • Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer.<br/>
Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?<br/>
Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!
    Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer.
    Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
    Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!
  • Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?<br/>
Santa: When someone else is doing it for them!
    Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?
    Santa: When someone else is doing it for them!
  • Pappu: Dad? Can you put my shoes on?<br/>
Santa: No, they wouldn't fit!
    Pappu: Dad? Can you put my shoes on?
    Santa: No, they wouldn't fit!
  • Santa: Why are you so tense?<br/>
Banta: I am gaining a lot of weight.<br/>
Santa: If you are afraid of gaining weight, take 90 ml of whiskey before every meal.<br/>
Banta: Will it help in reducing weight?<br/>
Santa: No... this would reduce fear!
    Santa: Why are you so tense?
    Banta: I am gaining a lot of weight.
    Santa: If you are afraid of gaining weight, take 90 ml of whiskey before every meal.
    Banta: Will it help in reducing weight?
    Santa: No... this would reduce fear!
  • Santa: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. <br/>
Santa: So?<br/>
Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!
    Santa: Why are you so sad?
    Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today.
    Santa: So?
    Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!
  • Santa: Can I open a joint account?<br/>
Banker: Yes sure, but with who?<br/>
Santa: Anyone rich!
    Santa: Can I open a joint account?
    Banker: Yes sure, but with who?
    Santa: Anyone rich!