|Santa: Koi Achha Sa 3 BHK Dikha Do.|
Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega?
Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar!
|My goal for 2017 is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013!|
|Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.|
Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA?
|At Cinema Hall:|
Security: Flag Kyon Andar Lekar Ja Rahe Ho?
Santa: Jab National Anthem Bajega Tab Lehraunga... Full Patriotic Wali Feeling Aayegi!
|Officer: You were speeding.|
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
Officer: There Is no traffic.
Santa: I am really far behind!
|Santa: My wife takes care of me like a Rupees 2000 note.|
Banta: Wow, that's really very respectful.
Santa: Yeah, she shouts at me "I can neither change you nor throw you"!
|Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after 7 PM.|
Santa: Yeah sure, no problem.
Doctor: Not white wine.
|Santa: With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?|
Banta: Apple Juice!
|Jeeto: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?|
Santa: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life.
Jeeto: Sure. I will get the beer!
|A traffic cop stopped Santa for talking on the mobile while driving.|
Santa: You can't fine me for talking on the mobile while driving.
Santa: Because it's my wife... I was only listening!