|Banta: Why men are kind and women tend to be mean?|
Santa: Because, most women don't help unknown men unlike all men who are ready to help any women!
|Santa goes to a jewellery store. |
Santa: Show me "Sleep of defeat".
Santa: Anpadh Insaan, "Sone Ka Haar" Dikhao!
|Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?|
Santa: When their husband is the one doing it!
|Santa: I think I am going to stay in the hospital for another week.|
Banta: Pretty ill?
Santa: Nope, pretty nurse!
|Banta: What is your favourite memory when you were unmarried?|
Santa: Not being scared of sales!
|Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.|
Santa: What happened, what did he say?
Banta: You are fired!
|Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.|
Santa: Because they know good plots!
|Santa: See? Math isn't so bad.|
Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life?
Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework!
|Banta: Advantage of exercise is, you fall asleep when you hit the bed.|
Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed!
|Banta: What happened, you look terrible.|
Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: But why?
Santa: Because my wife is dieting!