|Koshish Bahut Ki Humne Samajhdaar Banne Ke;|
Lekin Khushiyan Hamesha Fuddupanti Karne Se Hi Mili!
|Jabse Dubsmash Aaya Hai|
Saala Har Koi Sasta Actor Ban Gaya Hai!
|Akhbaron Mein Baarish Ki Khabron Ke Saath Jab Bhi Photo Dekha Toh Lagta Hai Ke Baarish Mein Sirf Ladkiyan Hi Bheegti Hai.|
Jaise Ladke Toh Saale, waterproof Hote Hai!
|Beggar: 5 Rupaye ka Sawaal Hai, Baba...|
Santa: Puchho, Shayad Mujhe Aata Ho!
Dear Flipkart, I always opt for "Cash on Delivery" but your delivery boy never gives me the cash!
|Santa: Which search engine is better? Google or Yahoo?|
Banta: Just wait. I'll check it on Google!
|Banta: This rooster of ours is a pain in the neck. Week days are fine but I hate it when it doesn't let me sleep on weekends.|
Santa: There's a solution for it.
Banta excitedly: Wow. Please share it with me.
Santa: Cook it on Friday evening!
|Santa went to a restaurant in China.|
Santa: Waiter, there's cockroach in my salad.
Waiter: Please don't shout, sir. Or else the other customers will be asking for one, too!
|Santa: This restaurant I went to last night is like a Moon.|
Banta: Is it so exorbitant?
Santa: No, it's cheap. But it has no atmosphere!
|Santa: Officer! Someone stole my car.|
Cop: Did you see who did it?
Santa: No, but I know the car's number!