• Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.<br/>
Santa: What happened, what did he say?<br/>
Banta: You are fired!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.
    Santa: What happened, what did he say?
    Banta: You are fired!
  • Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because they know good plots!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Because they know good plots!
  • Santa: See? Math isn't so bad.<br/>
Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life?<br/>
Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: See? Math isn't so bad.
    Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life?
    Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework!
  • Banta: Advantage of exercise is, you fall asleep when you hit the bed.<br/>
Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Advantage of exercise is, you fall asleep when you hit the bed.
    Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed!
  • Banta: What happened, you look terrible.<br/>
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
Banta: But why?<br/>
Santa: Because my wife is dieting!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What happened, you look terrible.
    Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: But why?
    Santa: Because my wife is dieting!
  • Banta: What do you call people who don't believe in going to the gym?<br/>
Santa: GymNastiks!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What do you call people who don't believe in going to the gym?
    Santa: GymNastiks!
  • Santa: I was drinking at a bar so I took bus home.<br/>
Banta: So what was the big deal?<br/>
Santa: That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I was drinking at a bar so I took bus home.
    Banta: So what was the big deal?
    Santa: That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
  • Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De.<br/>
Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya?<br/>
Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De.
    Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya?
    Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai!
  • Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman?<br/>
Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman?
    Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!
  • Banta: What happened, why are you so sad?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What happened, why are you so sad?
    Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!
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