Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening?
Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!
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Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me.
Banta: So what did you do for it?
Santa: I gave up thinking!
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Banta: My wife doesn't understand me; does yours?
Santa: I don't think so, I've never heard her mention your name!
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Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule.
Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!
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Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke?
Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old!
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Santa: My wife is so naughty. She always kidding with me.
Banta: How?
Santa: Yesterday I went home. And I put my hands on her eyes. She said: It's you the watchman!
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Santa was getting down at almost every station and buying a ticket.
Co-passenger: Why don't you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?
Santa: My doctor advised me not to take long trips!
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Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!
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Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Santa : Yes. A good doctor!
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Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!
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