SantaBanta SMS

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Santa:  I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.<br/>

Banta: Then what happened?<br/>

Santa: She married the 'postman'!
Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: She married the 'postman'!
'Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?' Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.<br/>
Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!
"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.
Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!
Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai".
Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
Santa: My friend lost all his money.<br/>
Banta: Played with stocks?<br/>
Santa: No. Played with girls!
Santa: My friend lost all his money.
Banta: Played with stocks?
Santa: No. Played with girls!
Banta: What is your chief worry in life?<br/>
Santa: Money.<br/>
Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.<br/>
Santa: Yes. That's the worry!
Banta: What is your chief worry in life?
Santa: Money.
Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.
Santa: Yes. That's the worry!
Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question. 
Banta: Hmmm... I am listening. 
Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side!
Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question.
Banta: Hmmm... I am listening.
Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side!
Santa and Banta were on a holiday. While on a hillock, Santa to Banta, "Are you coming up?"
Banta: What's up there?
Santa: The view.
Banta: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Santa: You are about the worst tourist in the whole world!
Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi. 
Banta: Kya Hua? 
Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi. Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek 'Puppy' Mujhe De Do!
Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi.
Banta: Kya Hua?
Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi. Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek 'Puppy' Mujhe De Do!
Santa and Banta go to a cinema to watch a movie. 
Ticket Clerk: Yes sir? 
Santa: Can I have two tickets please? 
Ticket Clerk: For 'Ek Villain'?
Santa: No, for 2 comedians, Santa and Banta!
Santa and Banta go to a cinema to watch a movie.
Ticket Clerk: Yes sir?
Santa: Can I have two tickets please?
Ticket Clerk: For "Ek Villain"? Santa: No, for 2 comedians, Santa and Banta!
After reading the form filled by Santa, the Interviewr said: We do have an opening for you.
Santa: What is it?
Interviewer: It's not what, it's where... and it's called DOOR!

Quotes

We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls.

Trivia

The Iglesia Maradoniana (English: Church of Maradona; literally Maradonian Church) is a religion, created by fans of the retired Argentine football player Diego Maradona, who they believe to be the best player of all time.

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.