• Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common?<br/>
Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common?
    Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!
  • Banta: How did you find that doctor was fake?<br/>
Santa: Because he had a good handwriting!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: How did you find that doctor was fake?
    Santa: Because he had a good handwriting!
  • Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?<br/>
Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?
    Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday!
  • Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?
    Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa!
  • Doctor: You have acute appendicitis.<br/>
Santa: Oh thank you... and you have a cute face!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: You have acute appendicitis.
    Santa: Oh thank you... and you have a cute face!
  • Jeeto: What made you fall in love with me?<br/>
Santa: Your mother.<br/>
Jeeto: But my mother lives 5000 miles away.<br/>
Santa: Yeah, that's why!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: What made you fall in love with me?
    Santa: Your mother.
    Jeeto: But my mother lives 5000 miles away.
    Santa: Yeah, that's why!
  • Santa: Koi Achha Sa 3 BHK Dikha Do.<br/>
Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega?<br/>
Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Koi Achha Sa 3 BHK Dikha Do.
    Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega?
    Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar!
  • My goal for 2017 is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013!Upload to Facebook
    My goal for 2017 is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013!
  • Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.<br/>
Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA?Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.
    Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA?
  • At Cinema Hall:<br/>
Security: Flag Kyon Andar Lekar Ja Rahe Ho? <br/>
Santa: Jab National Anthem Bajega Tab Lehraunga... Full Patriotic Wali Feeling Aayegi!Upload to Facebook
    At Cinema Hall:
    Security: Flag Kyon Andar Lekar Ja Rahe Ho?
    Santa: Jab National Anthem Bajega Tab Lehraunga... Full Patriotic Wali Feeling Aayegi!
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