SantaBanta SMS

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Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident? 
Santa: Yes, Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel. And I kissed the father instead of the daughter!
Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident?
Santa: Yes, Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel. And I kissed the father instead of the daughter!
Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much? 
Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!
Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much?
Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!
Meanwhile in Punjab: 
Doctor: Yeh Goli 'Tongue' ke Niche Rakhna. 
Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?
Meanwhile in Punjab:
Doctor: Yeh Goli 'Tongue' ke Niche Rakhna.
Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?
Santa was weeping at a grave, 'Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life.'<br/>
Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ?<br/>
Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband!
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ?
Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband!
Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled.<br/>
Santa: That's a smart thing to do.<br/>
Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead!
Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled.
Santa: That's a smart thing to do.
Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead!
Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour.<br/>

The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.<br/>

Santa:  Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!
Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour.
The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.
Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!
Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge?
Santa: Main toh khud pareshan hoon.....par card me likha hai,
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"Dinner 7-12 PM!"
Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.
Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?
Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'.
One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!
Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?<br/>
Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.<br/>
Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, 'Jaanu Sachi'!
Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?
Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.
Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, "Jaanu Sachi"!

Quotes

You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.

Trivia

Sunil Dutt was much more than the suave hero, he was quite the Bollywood baddie! The actor played the role of a dacoit in 20 movies in his career.

Graffiti

When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'!