• Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road?<br/>
Banta: Dunno.<br/>
Santa: It was escaping from `Kake Da Dhaba`!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Banta: Dunno.
    Santa: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
  • Banta: A girl said, `I love you` to me.<br/>
Santa: What did you say?<br/>
Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even `I love me`!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: A girl said, "I love you" to me.
    Santa: What did you say?
    Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me"!
  • Santa: What's green and has wheels?<br/>

Banta: Ummm! Don't know.<br/>
Santa: Grass, I lied about the wheels!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: What's green and has wheels?
    Banta: Ummm! Don't know.
    Santa: Grass, I lied about the wheels!
  • Santa's romantic Valentine's Day poem for his wife, Jeeto:<br />
Roses are Laal, Violets are Neele;<br />
You've made the Daal now wash the Pateele!Upload to Facebook
    Santa's romantic Valentine's Day poem for his wife, Jeeto:
    Roses are Laal, Violets are Neele;
    You've made the Daal now wash the Pateele!
  • Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?<br/>
Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hai?<br/>
Banta: Nahi Toh!<br/>
Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hai!<br/>

Happy Valentine's Day!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?
    Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hai?
    Banta: Nahi Toh!
    Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hai!
    Happy Valentine's Day!
  • Jeeto: You have changed after marriage.<br/>
Santa: I had told you before marriage that I'm not interested in married women!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: You have changed after marriage.
    Santa: I had told you before marriage that I'm not interested in married women!
  • Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb?<br/>
Santa: That's not true. I never said you were deaf!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb?
    Santa: That's not true. I never said you were deaf!
  • Banta: Why is your wife shouting at you?<br/>
Santa: Instead of posting her photo on Facebook, by mistake I uploaded it on OLX!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why is your wife shouting at you?
    Santa: Instead of posting her photo on Facebook, by mistake I uploaded it on OLX!
  • Santa: LG has brought out these new refrigerators with Wi-Fi. WTF?<br/>
Banta: That's cool!<br/>
Santa: Yeah like my chicken and eggs want to watch YouTube videos!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: LG has brought out these new refrigerators with Wi-Fi. WTF?
    Banta: That's cool!
    Santa: Yeah like my chicken and eggs want to watch YouTube videos!
  • Santa: If marriages are made in heaven, than what is made in Hell?<br/>
Banta: The days after marriage!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: If marriages are made in heaven, than what is made in Hell?
    Banta: The days after marriage!
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