SantaBanta SMS

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Santa:  I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.<br/>

Banta: Then what happened?<br/>

Santa: She married the 'postman'!
Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: She married the 'postman'!
'Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?' Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.<br/>
Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!
"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.
Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!
Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai".
Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
Santa: My friend lost all his money.<br/>
Banta: Played with stocks?<br/>
Santa: No. Played with girls!
Santa: My friend lost all his money.
Banta: Played with stocks?
Santa: No. Played with girls!
Banta: What is your chief worry in life?<br/>
Santa: Money.<br/>
Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.<br/>
Santa: Yes. That's the worry!
Banta: What is your chief worry in life?
Santa: Money.
Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.
Santa: Yes. That's the worry!
Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question. 
Banta: Hmmm... I am listening. 
Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side!
Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question.
Banta: Hmmm... I am listening.
Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side!
Santa and Banta were on a holiday. While on a hillock, Santa to Banta, "Are you coming up?"
Banta: What's up there?
Santa: The view.
Banta: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Santa: You are about the worst tourist in the whole world!
Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi. 
Banta: Kya Hua? 
Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi. Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek 'Puppy' Mujhe De Do!
Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi.
Banta: Kya Hua?
Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi. Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek 'Puppy' Mujhe De Do!
Santa and Banta go to a cinema to watch a movie. 
Ticket Clerk: Yes sir? 
Santa: Can I have two tickets please? 
Ticket Clerk: For 'Ek Villain'?
Santa: No, for 2 comedians, Santa and Banta!
Santa and Banta go to a cinema to watch a movie.
Ticket Clerk: Yes sir?
Santa: Can I have two tickets please?
Ticket Clerk: For "Ek Villain"? Santa: No, for 2 comedians, Santa and Banta!
After reading the form filled by Santa, the Interviewr said: We do have an opening for you.
Santa: What is it?
Interviewer: It's not what, it's where... and it's called DOOR!

Quotes

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Trivia

Interracial marriage was banned in South Africa from 1949 to 1985 (36 years) - It was banned in the U.S. from 1691-1967 (276 years).

Graffiti

Nowadays whatever is not worth saying is sung.