SantaBanta SMS
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Dear Sreesanth,
My hot neighbour is putting her towel out to dry on her balcony... Is she sending me a signal?
Your Confused Fan,
Santa
My hot neighbour is putting her towel out to dry on her balcony... Is she sending me a signal?
Your Confused Fan,
Santa
Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!
Doctor: Do not take alcohol. It is a slow death.
Santa: I am in no hurry to die!
Santa: I am in no hurry to die!
Santa: Three weeks ago, my wife learnt how to drive.
Banta: But my wife told me that she hit a lamppost a couple of days back?
Santa: Yes, now she's learning how to aim it!
Banta: But my wife told me that she hit a lamppost a couple of days back?
Santa: Yes, now she's learning how to aim it!
Banta: Why can't women drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Once Santa went for skydiving. The instructor told him to open the parachute when he starts recognising the faces of the people standing on the ground.
Santa doubting the instructions, "What if I don't know anyone?"
Santa doubting the instructions, "What if I don't know anyone?"
Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman?
Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!
Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!
Banta: Kindly loan me 2000 bucks. It being Sunday, banks are closed.
Santa: Why don't you use an ATM? It's like 24 hour banking.
Banta: I don't have that much time!
Santa: Why don't you use an ATM? It's like 24 hour banking.
Banta: I don't have that much time!
Banta: I wanted an advice from you.
Santa: I tell you, we take advice from the eldest person in our village. You should also do the same.
Banta: We haven't got one.
Santa: Strange!
Banta: Really. We did have one but he died three weeks ago!
Santa: I tell you, we take advice from the eldest person in our village. You should also do the same.
Banta: We haven't got one.
Santa: Strange!
Banta: Really. We did have one but he died three weeks ago!
Santa and Banta were having an intellectual discussion about geography. Eventually Banta says to Santa, "What's the correct way of saying it, Iraq or Iran?"
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