|Santa: Bhabhi Ka Kya Naam Hai?|
Banta: Google Kaur
Banta: Sawal Ek Karo, Jawab 100 Milte Hain!
|Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue?|
Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool!
|Banta: Why there is no water crisis in US or Europe? Santa: Because they use toilet paper!|
|Banta: What is the difference between a shy man and a confident man?|
Santa: Just around 5 pints of Beers!
|Banta: What do men and beer bottles have in common?|
Santa: They are both empty from the neck up!
|Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, "What is this for?"|
Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!
|One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, "How is to be as a husband?"|
Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be!
|Banta: I am really looking for some adventure?|
Santa: Then go visit your in-laws!
|Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and...|
Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from!
|Santa called on Flipkart's helpdesk.|
Santa: Is it Flipkart?
Flipkart: Yes sir.
Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy.
Flipkart: So what?
Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you.
Flipkart: Hey... which cash?
Santa: Aren't you that company who told in the advertisement 'Cash on delivery is available'?