• Santa: Doctor, I am unable to sleep.<br/>
Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light, and light music.<br/>
Santa: But how is this all possible in office?Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Doctor, I am unable to sleep.
    Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light, and light music.
    Santa: But how is this all possible in office?
  • Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony in weddings?<br/>
Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony in weddings?
    Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!
  • Banta: What is this 'Virgin Mojito'?<br/>
Santa: It's a small town drink called 'Shikanji', that took an education loan, went abroad for studies and got a fancy new name!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is this 'Virgin Mojito'?
    Santa: It's a small town drink called 'Shikanji', that took an education loan, went abroad for studies and got a fancy new name!
  • Banta: What is GST?<br/>
Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is GST?
    Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!
  • Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?<br/>
Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
    Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day!
  • Santa: Do you know that Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Because they know good plots!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Do you know that Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Because they know good plots!
  • Santa: Iss Saal Vacation Ka Kya Plan Hai?<br/>
Banta: Kuch Khaas Nahi, Pichle Saal Europe Nahi Gaye The... Iss Saal America Nahi Jayenge!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Iss Saal Vacation Ka Kya Plan Hai?
    Banta: Kuch Khaas Nahi, Pichle Saal Europe Nahi Gaye The... Iss Saal America Nahi Jayenge!
  • Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?<br/>
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parkedUpload to Facebook
    Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
    Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
  • Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?<br/>
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?
    Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
  • Santa: Why do women always ask questions starting with 'W'?<br/>
Jeeto: What, Who, Where, When, Why?Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why do women always ask questions starting with 'W'?
    Jeeto: What, Who, Where, When, Why?
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