|Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.|
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!
|Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?|
Santa : Yes. A good doctor!
|Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.|
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!
|Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?|
Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!
|Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.|
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!