• Banta: What should you give a man who has everything?<br/>
Santa: A woman to show him how to work it!
    Banta: What should you give a man who has everything?
    Santa: A woman to show him how to work it!
  • A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter?<br/>
Santa: No, that's a picture of her!
    A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter?
    Santa: No, that's a picture of her!
  • Banta: Why is your arm in a sling?<br/>
Santa: Oh nothing much. Took an Indigo yesterday, just an airline fracture!
    Banta: Why is your arm in a sling?
    Santa: Oh nothing much. Took an Indigo yesterday, just an airline fracture!
  • Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Du?<br/>
Santa: Haan<br/>
Chai Wala: Elaichi?<br/>
Santa: Haan<br/>
Chai Wala: Laung?<br/>
Santa: Yaar Itni Mehnat Kar Raha Hai Toh Chicken Hi Bana Le!
    Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Du?
    Santa: Haan
    Chai Wala: Elaichi?
    Santa: Haan
    Chai Wala: Laung?
    Santa: Yaar Itni Mehnat Kar Raha Hai Toh Chicken Hi Bana Le!
  • Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other. <br/>
Banta: Who wins?<br/>
Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!
    Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other.
    Banta: Who wins?
    Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!
  • Santa: What happened?<br/>
Banta: I got constipation.<br/>
Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?<br/>
Banta: NO.<br/>
Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked!
    Santa: What happened?
    Banta: I got constipation.
    Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?
    Banta: NO.
    Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked!
  • Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.<br/>
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?<br/>
Santa: No, Toilet paper!
    Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.
    Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
    Santa: No, Toilet paper!
  • Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?<br/>
Banta: One.<br/>
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!
    Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?
    Banta: One.
    Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!
  • Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?<br/>
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
    Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?
    Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
  • Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?<br/>
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;<br/>
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!
    Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?
    Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;
    Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!
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