|Banta: What should you give a man who has everything?|
Santa: A woman to show him how to work it!
|A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter?|
Santa: No, that's a picture of her!
|Banta: Why is your arm in a sling?|
Santa: Oh nothing much. Took an Indigo yesterday, just an airline fracture!
|Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Du?|
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Chai Wala: Laung?
Santa: Yaar Itni Mehnat Kar Raha Hai Toh Chicken Hi Bana Le!
|Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other. |
Banta: Who wins?
Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!
|Santa: What happened?|
Banta: I got constipation.
Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?
Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked!
|Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.|
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
Santa: No, Toilet paper!
|Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?|
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!
|Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?|
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
|Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?|
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!