|Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.|
|Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son.|
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet.
|Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.|
Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest.
|What's an adult joke?|
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
|If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis?|
Santa: Minimum and Maximum
|Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me? |
Banta: Don't know.
Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
|Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!|
Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
|Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?|
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
|Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.|
Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can't look at the menu also?
|Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2 him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.|
Santa: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn