• Santa calls up White House & says: I want to be the next President of the USA.
    Obama: Are you an idiot?
    Santa: Why? Is it compulsory?
  • Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
    Preeto: I clean the toilet.
    Banta: How does that help?
    Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
  • Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
    Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
  • Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
    Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
  • Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
    The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS
  • Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
    Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
    Pappu: No.
  • Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?
    O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
  • Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
    Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
  • Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.
    Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help.
    Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
  • Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
    Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?