|Santa calls up White House & says: I want to be the next President of the USA.|
Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it compulsory?
|Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?|
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
|Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!|
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
|Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?|
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
|Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?|
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS
|Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?|
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
|Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?|
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
|Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?|
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
|Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.|
Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help.
Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
|Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?|
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?