• Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
  • Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son.
    Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
    Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet.
  • Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.
    Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest.
  • What's an adult joke?
    Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
  • If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis?
    Santa: Minimum and Maximum
  • Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
    Banta: Don't know.
    Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
  • Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!
    Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
  • Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
    Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
  • Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
    Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can't look at the menu also?
  • Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2 him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
    Santa: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn