• Santa: You remind me of the sea.
    Jeeto: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
    Santa: No, because you make me sick.
  • Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
    Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where!
  • Santa becomes driver of a train. The 1st train driven by him was 8 hours late b`coz he stopped at every halt and asked " Is this the right track to Amritsar?"
  • Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
    Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I rearranged them.
  • Maths teacher was teaching Mathematical Conversions.
    Teacher: If 1000 Kgs= Tonne. Then For 3000 Kgs = How Much?
    Pappu: Tonne! Tonna! Ton!
  • Santa falls in love with a nurse. After a lot of thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her stating, "I luv u sister."
  • Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in Heaven!
    Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called Heaven!
  • Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
    Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
  • Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket?
    Santa: I wanted a matchbox.
    Passenger: U could have asked me.
    Santa: I don't speak to strangers.
  • Santa: I have swallowed a key.
    Doctor: When?
    Santa: 3 months back!
    Doctor: What were you doing till now?
    Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.