|Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.|
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
|Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.|
Banta: I'm learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Banta: Correspondence Course!
|The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.|
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"
|Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister?|
Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
|Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in the air if ur
wife is virgin and shoot her if she's not.|
Santa fired in the air the 1st night & shot her the 2nd night.
|Boss: I'm giving u driver's job. Starting salary Rs. 3000, is it OK ?|
Santa: U R great sir! Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary?
|Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.|
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.
|Banta: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?|
Santa: Niri Afwah !!!
|Santa gets a Cheque & throws it on the ground. Can you Guess why?|
To see whether it'll BOUNCE or not!
|Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.|
Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!