|Santa: You remind me of the sea.|
Jeeto: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Santa: No, because you make me sick.
|Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?|
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where!
|Santa becomes driver of a train. The 1st train driven by him was 8 hours late b`coz he stopped at every halt and asked " Is this the right track to Amritsar?"|
|Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.|
Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I rearranged them.
|Maths teacher was teaching Mathematical Conversions.|
Teacher: If 1000 Kgs= Tonne. Then For 3000 Kgs = How Much?
Pappu: Tonne! Tonna! Ton!
|Santa falls in love with a nurse. After a lot of thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her stating, "I luv u sister."|
|Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in Heaven!|
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called Heaven!
|Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?|
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
|Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket?|
Santa: I wanted a matchbox.
Passenger: U could have asked me.
Santa: I don't speak to strangers.
|Santa: I have swallowed a key.|
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.