• Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
    Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
  • Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
    Banta: I'm learning car driving.
    Inspector: Without d instructor?
    Banta: Correspondence Course!
  • The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
    She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
    Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"
  • Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister?
    Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
  • Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in the air if ur wife is virgin and shoot her if she's not.
    Santa fired in the air the 1st night & shot her the 2nd night.
  • Boss: I'm giving u driver's job. Starting salary Rs. 3000, is it OK ?
    Santa: U R great sir! Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary?
  • Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.
    Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.
  • Banta: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?
    Santa: Niri Afwah !!!
  • Santa gets a Cheque & throws it on the ground. Can you Guess why?
    To see whether it'll BOUNCE or not!
  • Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
    Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!