|Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.|
|Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"|
Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!
|Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'|
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
|Santa to his son: I think it's right time we should talk about sex!|
Pappu: Sure dad, what do u wanna know...?
|An ATM's jammed & failed when operated by Santa. Why? B'coz he put a pin from his turban when asked: Enter ur Pin|
|Teacher: Pappu, describe digestive system of a human being.|
Pappu: Very simple, it starts with right hand & ends with left hand.
|Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on Escalators.|
|Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?|
Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!
|Lady Secretary: Sir, it's ur wife's call. She wants to kiss u on the phone.|
Santa: Take msg and give me later.
|Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby?|
Bautiful young Mom: Breast milk & Orange juice...
Santa: Oye, which side is orange juice?