• Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him sumwhere.
    Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.
  • Pappu: Dad what's Sex?
    Santa gets tensed but explains everything.
    Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?
  • Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
  • Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son.
    Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
    Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet.
  • Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.
    Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest.
  • What's an adult joke?
    Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
  • If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis?
    Santa: Minimum and Maximum
  • Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
    Banta: Don't know.
    Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
  • Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!
    Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
  • Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
    Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.