• Banta: What is Ox?
    Santa: Gaadi.
    Banta: What's Oxford?
    Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
  • Banta: My wife is very courteous!
    Santa: My wife is more courteous than your wife.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Whenever she kicks me, she apologises.
  • Jeeto: You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me?
    Santa: Must be Joginder?
    Jeeto: Yes but how do you know?
    Santa: He is a scrap dealer!
  • Santa to Banta (after many years of marriage): Our marriage is based on trust and understanding. She doesn`t trust me and I don`t understand her.
  • Santa I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
    Banta: Me too, after you leave.
  • Banta: I got an anonymous letter.
    Santa: From whom?
  • Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
    Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
  • Banta: What's the definition of bravery?
    Santa: A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with a huge fart.
  • Jeeto: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.
    Santa: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I cud have a new one everyday.
  • Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
    Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.