|Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.|
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
|Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.|
Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!
|Interviewer: What is skeleton?|
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
|Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.|
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
|Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.|
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
|Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?|
Banta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.
Santa: What about the weekends?
Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.
|Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.|
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
|Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.|
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
|Why did Santa sleep with a scale?|
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
|What a rip-off! Santa picked up a book called 37 Mating Positions. He goes home, opens it... and it turns out to be a book on chess!|