• Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.
  • Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
    Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!
  • Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'
    He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
  • Santa to his son: I think it's right time we should talk about sex!
    Pappu: Sure dad, what do u wanna know...?
  • An ATM's jammed & failed when operated by Santa. Why? B'coz he put a pin from his turban when asked: Enter ur Pin
  • Teacher: Pappu, describe digestive system of a human being.
    Pappu: Very simple, it starts with right hand & ends with left hand.
  • Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on Escalators.
  • Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?
    Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!
  • Lady Secretary: Sir, it's ur wife's call. She wants to kiss u on the phone.
    Santa: Take msg and give me later.
  • Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby?
    Bautiful young Mom: Breast milk & Orange juice...
    Santa: Oye, which side is orange juice?