|Banta: What is Ox?|
Banta: What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
|Banta: My wife is very courteous!|
Santa: My wife is more courteous than your wife.
Santa: Whenever she kicks me, she apologises.
|Jeeto: You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me?|
Santa: Must be Joginder?
Jeeto: Yes but how do you know?
Santa: He is a scrap dealer!
|Santa to Banta (after many years of marriage): Our marriage is based on trust and understanding. She doesn`t trust me and I don`t understand her.|
|Santa I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you? |
Banta: Me too, after you leave.
|Banta: I got an anonymous letter.|
Santa: From whom?
|Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.|
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
|Banta: What's the definition of bravery?|
Santa: A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with a huge fart.
|Jeeto: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.|
Santa: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I cud have a new one everyday.
|Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.|
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.