• Santa: Can I open a joint account?<br/>
Banker: Yes sure, but with who?<br/>
Santa: Anyone rich!
    Santa: Can I open a joint account?
    Banker: Yes sure, but with who?
    Santa: Anyone rich!
  • Banta: Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case.<br/>
Santa: Are you sure of that?<br/>
Banta: Yes, absolutely!
    Banta: Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case.
    Santa: Are you sure of that?
    Banta: Yes, absolutely!
  • Banta: Why are you so happy?<br/>
Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.<br/>
Banta: Really?<br/>
Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious!
    Banta: Why are you so happy?
    Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.
    Banta: Really?
    Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious!
  • Banta: What is the secret to eternal happiness?<br/>
Santa: To not argue with fools.<br/>
Banta: I disagree.<br/>
Santa: Yes, you are right!
    Banta: What is the secret to eternal happiness?
    Santa: To not argue with fools.
    Banta: I disagree.
    Santa: Yes, you are right!
  • Jeeto: You are useless.<br/>
Pappu: Dad, am I useless?<br/>
Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless!
    Jeeto: You are useless.
    Pappu: Dad, am I useless?
    Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless!
  • Santa: Why did the tomato blush?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because he saw the salad dressing!
    Santa: Why did the tomato blush?
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Because he saw the salad dressing!
  • Banta: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Santa: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump!
    Banta: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Santa: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump!
  • Jeeto: What is more important to you? Relationship or Alcohol?<br/>
Santa: Relationship with Alcohol!
    Jeeto: What is more important to you? Relationship or Alcohol?
    Santa: Relationship with Alcohol!
  • Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.<br/>
Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!
    Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.
    Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!
  • Pappu: How much does it cost to get married?<br/>
Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it!
    Pappu: How much does it cost to get married?
    Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it!