• Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other. <br/>
Banta: Who wins?<br/>
Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other.
    Banta: Who wins?
    Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!
  • Santa: What happened?<br/>
Banta: I got constipation.<br/>
Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?<br/>
Banta: NO.<br/>
Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: What happened?
    Banta: I got constipation.
    Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?
    Banta: NO.
    Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked!
  • Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.<br/>
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?<br/>
Santa: No, Toilet paper!Upload to Facebook
    Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.
    Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
    Santa: No, Toilet paper!
  • Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?<br/>
Banta: One.<br/>
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?
    Banta: One.
    Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!
  • Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?<br/>
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?
    Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
  • Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?<br/>
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;<br/>
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?
    Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;
    Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!
  • Banta: Why don't Aggarwals play Hockey or Football?<br/>
Santa: Because the moment they get a 'Corner', they open a 'Sweet Shop'!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why don't Aggarwals play Hockey or Football?
    Santa: Because the moment they get a 'Corner', they open a 'Sweet Shop'!
  • <b>Charlie Chaplin -</b> I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.<br/>

<b>Shahrukh Khan -</b> I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.<br/>

<b>Santa -</b> I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!Upload to Facebook
    Charlie Chaplin - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.
    Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
    Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!
  • Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.<br/>
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye! Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.
    Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!
  • Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?<br/>
Santa: Reservations!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?
    Santa: Reservations!
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