|Santa: Can I open a joint account?|
Banker: Yes sure, but with who?
Santa: Anyone rich!
|Banta: Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case.|
Santa: Are you sure of that?
Banta: Yes, absolutely!
|Banta: Why are you so happy?|
Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.
Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious!
|Banta: What is the secret to eternal happiness?|
Santa: To not argue with fools.
Banta: I disagree.
Santa: Yes, you are right!
|Jeeto: You are useless.|
Pappu: Dad, am I useless?
Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless!
|Santa: Why did the tomato blush?|
Santa: Because he saw the salad dressing!
|Banta: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Santa: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump!|
|Jeeto: What is more important to you? Relationship or Alcohol?|
Santa: Relationship with Alcohol!
|Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.|
Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!
|Pappu: How much does it cost to get married?|
Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it!