|Santa: I need a gift for my wife's birthday.|
Jewellery salesman: Is it a surprise?
Santa: No, she knows that today is her birthday!
|Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.|
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai. Lockdown Mein Bahut Log Khana Banana, Bartan Saaf Karna Seekh Gaye!
|Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back?|
Santa: When did I do that?
|Banta: I rushed to the mall today.|
Santa: Why so?
Banta: To catch a glimpse but it turned out that "all women's clothes are 75% off" is not exactly what I thought!
|Pappu: Inspite of being well-educated, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card?|
Santa: You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated at all!
|Jeeto: I am not talking to you.|
Jeeto: Don't you want to know the reason?
Santa: No, I respect and trust your decision!
|Police: You didn't see the red light?|
Santa: I saw.
Police: Then why didn't you stop?
Santa: I didn't see you!
|Banta: Hello doctor, I swallowed a fishbone.|
Doctor: Are you choking?
Banta: No doctor, I'm serious!
|Banta: What surprises you most about this Coronavirus?|
Santa: It has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports, shutdown all bars and kept men at home!
|Santa: Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine.|
Banta: Oh! That's romantic.
Santa: No, that way she can't hit me with them!