|Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other. |
Banta: Who wins?
Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!
|Santa: What happened?|
Banta: I got constipation.
Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?
Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked!
|Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.|
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
Santa: No, Toilet paper!
|Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?|
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!
|Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?|
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
|Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?|
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!
|Banta: Why don't Aggarwals play Hockey or Football?|
Santa: Because the moment they get a 'Corner', they open a 'Sweet Shop'!
|Charlie Chaplin - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.|
Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!
|Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.|
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!
|Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?|