• Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?<br/>
Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?
    Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers!
  • Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?<br/>
Santa: No, only when it rains!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?
    Santa: No, only when it rains!
  • Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?<br/>
Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?
    Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary!
  • Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.<br/>
Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction.Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.
    Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction.
  • Santa: My friend recently filed a defamation case against the maternity home where his son was just born.<br/>
Banta: But why?<br/>
Santa: After the birth of the boy, the nurse said, `Congratulations! Baba Hua Hai`!<br/>
#RamRahimUpload to Facebook
    Santa: My friend recently filed a defamation case against the maternity home where his son was just born.
    Banta: But why?
    Santa: After the birth of the boy, the nurse said, "Congratulations! Baba Hua Hai"!
    #RamRahim
  • Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.<br/>
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.<br/>
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
    Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
    Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!
  • Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. It really harms me.<br/>
Banta: So what's the harm to you?<br/>
Santa: It makes her a liability at the casino!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. It really harms me.
    Banta: So what's the harm to you?
    Santa: It makes her a liability at the casino!
  • Banta: Media saluted Mumbai's spirit but ignored Bihar's floods.<br/>
Santa: Probably because Bihar has banned all types of spirits!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Media saluted Mumbai's spirit but ignored Bihar's floods.
    Santa: Probably because Bihar has banned all types of spirits!
  • Jeeto: I want you to toast some bread for me. <br/>
Santa raised his wine glass and said, `To bread`!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: I want you to toast some bread for me.
    Santa raised his wine glass and said, "To bread"!
  • Santa calls on customer care.<br/>
Santa: Hello<br/>
Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.<br/>
Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh Solve Kar Do!Upload to Facebook
    Santa calls on customer care.
    Santa: Hello
    Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.
    Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh Solve Kar Do!
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