• Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!<br/>
Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.<br/>
Santa: Men, what?
    Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!
    Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.
    Santa: Men, what?
  • While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.<br/>
Shopkeeper: Still Water?<br/>
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!
    While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.
    Shopkeeper: Still Water?
    Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!
  • Ailing Santa in a clinic:<br/>
Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?<br/>
Santa: No, but I accidentally sat on a toilet brush once!
    Ailing Santa in a clinic:
    Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?
    Santa: No, but I accidentally sat on a toilet brush once!
  • Santa: I'm starting to suspect that my wife is getting sick of my bullshit.<br/>
Banta: Why do you think so?<br/>
Santa: Because she says it to me all the time!
    Santa: I'm starting to suspect that my wife is getting sick of my bullshit.
    Banta: Why do you think so?
    Santa: Because she says it to me all the time!
  • Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus!
    Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
    Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus!
  • Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.<br/>
Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - `Use Dipper at night`!
    Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.
    Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - "Use Dipper at night"!
  • Pinky: How do I look, daddy?<br/>
Santa: With your eyes, sweetheart!
    Pinky: How do I look, daddy?
    Santa: With your eyes, sweetheart!
  • Banta: They say time is a great healer.<br/>
Santa: That's probably why when you go to the doctors surgery they keep you waiting so long!
    Banta: They say time is a great healer.
    Santa: That's probably why when you go to the doctors surgery they keep you waiting so long!
  • Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep?<br/>
Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me.<br/>
Jeeto: I never correct you.<br/>
Santa is stunned!
    Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep?
    Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me.
    Jeeto: I never correct you.
    Santa is stunned!
  • Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:<br/>
IN, OUT & LBW.<br/>
Someone asked, `What is this LBW for?`<br/>
Santa: Let this Bloody Wait!
    Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
    IN, OUT & LBW.
    Someone asked, "What is this LBW for?"
    Santa: Let this Bloody Wait!