|Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?|
Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers!
|Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?|
Santa: No, only when it rains!
|Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?|
Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary!
|Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.|
Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction.
|Santa: My friend recently filed a defamation case against the maternity home where his son was just born.|
Banta: But why?
Santa: After the birth of the boy, the nurse said, "Congratulations! Baba Hua Hai"!
|Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.|
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!
|Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. It really harms me.|
Banta: So what's the harm to you?
Santa: It makes her a liability at the casino!
|Banta: Media saluted Mumbai's spirit but ignored Bihar's floods.|
Santa: Probably because Bihar has banned all types of spirits!
|Jeeto: I want you to toast some bread for me. |
Santa raised his wine glass and said, "To bread"!
|Santa calls on customer care.|
Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.
Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh Solve Kar Do!