|Santa: As a young boy, I always had my nose in a book.|
Jeeto: So you were studious.
Santa: No. Actually, we couldn't afford tissues!
|Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?|
Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!
|Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?|
Santa: Just leave me alone.
While Pappu leaving the room.
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.
Santa: That's how it feels!
|Pappu: I love someone, I want to marry her.|
Santa: She likes you too?
Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta!
|Santa: I've finally decided to do something about my weight.|
Banta: What will you do?
|Banta: My wife isn't talking to me since 2 days, what to do?|
Santa: Just enjoy!
|Santa: Doctor, I am unable to sleep.|
Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light, and light music.
Santa: But how is this all possible in office?
|Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony in weddings?|
Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!
|Banta: What is this 'Virgin Mojito'?|
Santa: It's a small town drink called 'Shikanji', that took an education loan, went abroad for studies and got a fancy new name!
|Banta: What is GST?|
Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!