• Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!<br/>
Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!
    Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!
    Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!
  • Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?<br/>
Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir!
    Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?
    Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir!
  • Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.<br/>
Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part!
    Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.
    Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part!
  • Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?<br/>
Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.<br/>
Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja!
    Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?
    Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.
    Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja!
  • Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?<br/>
Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!<br/>
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
    Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?
    Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!
    Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
  • Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?<br/>
Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.<br/>
Santa came back with Nirma!
    Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?
    Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.
    Santa came back with Nirma!
  • Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.<br/>
Banta: Is he fine?<br/>
Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!
    Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
    Banta: Is he fine?
    Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!
  • Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, can you?
    Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?
    Santa: I don't know, can you?
  • Pappu: My friends stole my report card.<br/>
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.<br/>
Pappu: That they stole?<br/>
Santa: No, that you have friends!
    Pappu: My friends stole my report card.
    Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
    Pappu: That they stole?
    Santa: No, that you have friends!
  • 
Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.<br/>
Pappu: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
    Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.
    Pappu: Why?
    Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!