|Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!|
Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!
|Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?|
Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir!
|Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.|
Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part!
|Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?|
Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.
Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja!
|Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?|
Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
|Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?|
Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.
Santa came back with Nirma!
|Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.|
Banta: Is he fine?
Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!
|Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?|
Santa: I don't know, can you?
|Pappu: My friends stole my report card.|
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
Pappu: That they stole?
Santa: No, that you have friends!
Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.|
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!