• Santa: As a young boy, I always had my nose in a book.<br/>
Jeeto: So you were studious.<br/>
Santa: No. Actually, we couldn't afford tissues!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: As a young boy, I always had my nose in a book.
    Jeeto: So you were studious.
    Santa: No. Actually, we couldn't afford tissues!
  • Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?<br/>
Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?
    Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!
  • Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?<br/>
Santa: Just leave me alone.<br/>
While Pappu leaving the room.<br/>
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?<br/>
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.<br/>
Santa: That's how it feels!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?
    Santa: Just leave me alone.
    While Pappu leaving the room.
    Santa: Why are you ignoring me?
    Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.
    Santa: That's how it feels!
  • Pappu: I love someone, I want to marry her.<br/>
Santa: She likes you too?<br/>
Pappu: Yes.<br/>
Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I love someone, I want to marry her.
    Santa: She likes you too?
    Pappu: Yes.
    Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta!
  • Santa: I've finally decided to do something about my weight.<br/>
Banta: What will you do?<br/>
Santa: Lie!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I've finally decided to do something about my weight.
    Banta: What will you do?
    Santa: Lie!
  • Banta: My wife isn't talking to me since 2 days, what to do?<br/>
Santa: Just enjoy!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: My wife isn't talking to me since 2 days, what to do?
    Santa: Just enjoy!
  • Santa: Doctor, I am unable to sleep.<br/>
Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light, and light music.<br/>
Santa: But how is this all possible in office?Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Doctor, I am unable to sleep.
    Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light, and light music.
    Santa: But how is this all possible in office?
  • Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony in weddings?<br/>
Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony in weddings?
    Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!
  • Banta: What is this 'Virgin Mojito'?<br/>
Santa: It's a small town drink called 'Shikanji', that took an education loan, went abroad for studies and got a fancy new name!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is this 'Virgin Mojito'?
    Santa: It's a small town drink called 'Shikanji', that took an education loan, went abroad for studies and got a fancy new name!
  • Banta: What is GST?<br/>
Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is GST?
    Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!
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