|Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?|
Santa: I don't know, can you?
|Pappu: My friends stole my report card.|
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
Pappu: That they stole?
Santa: No, that you have friends!
Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.|
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
|Banta: I lost my dog today.|
Santa: So put an ad in the paper.
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!
|Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?|
Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: How about Cole's Law?
Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing!
|Banta: I heard your son got his driving license! Is he driving you everywhere now?|
Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life!
|Santa: Do you know there is a new workout, which is done by many?|
Banta: Really? What is it?
Santa: The new favourite workout of many is clicking pictures in Gym for social media!
|Officer: You were speeding.|
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
Officer: There Is no traffic.
Santa: I am really far behind!
|Santa: Do you know why Govt. increased fuel prices?|
Santa: Kyounki Govt. Nahi Chahti Ki Itni Garmi Mein Koi Bahar Ghume!
|Santa's English Friend: Who's Punjabi?|
Santa: Punjabi is one, who can speak all languages in Punjabi!