• Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?<br/>
Santa: Retired!
    Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?
    Santa: Retired!
  • Banta: Why most of the archeologists are females?<br/>
Santa: Because they love digging up the best!
    Banta: Why most of the archeologists are females?
    Santa: Because they love digging up the best!
  • Pappu: Dad, I am not able to find the WiFi printer anymore.<br/>
Santa: I renamed it to Bob Marley.<br/>
Pappu: Why Bob Marley?<br/>
Santa: Because it's always jammin!
    Pappu: Dad, I am not able to find the WiFi printer anymore.
    Santa: I renamed it to Bob Marley.
    Pappu: Why Bob Marley?
    Santa: Because it's always jammin!
  • Banta: Why do you like green tea so much?<br/>
Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
    Banta: Why do you like green tea so much?
    Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
  • Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed, he phoned down to reception.<br/>
`Hi, this is room 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?`<br/>
Receptionist: Yes Sir... you're in your 50s, overweight and balding, and have achieved nothing in life!
    Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed, he phoned down to reception.
    "Hi, this is room 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?"
    Receptionist: Yes Sir... you're in your 50s, overweight and balding, and have achieved nothing in life!
  • Pappu: Hey Dad, I'm cold.<br/>
Santa: Go into the corner.<br/>
Pappu: But why?<br/>
Santa: Because It's 90 degrees!
    Pappu: Hey Dad, I'm cold.
    Santa: Go into the corner.
    Pappu: But why?
    Santa: Because It's 90 degrees!
  • Banta: Why is Men's Day not popular as Women's Day?<br/>
Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day!
    Banta: Why is Men's Day not popular as Women's Day?
    Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day!
  • Banta: What should you give a man who has everything?<br/>
Santa: A woman to show him how to work it!
    Banta: What should you give a man who has everything?
    Santa: A woman to show him how to work it!
  • A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter?<br/>
Santa: No, that's a picture of her!
    A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter?
    Santa: No, that's a picture of her!
  • Banta: Why is your arm in a sling?<br/>
Santa: Oh nothing much. Took an Indigo yesterday, just an airline fracture!
    Banta: Why is your arm in a sling?
    Santa: Oh nothing much. Took an Indigo yesterday, just an airline fracture!