|Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?|
|Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai?|
Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai, Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun, Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai!
|Santa: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?|
Santa: Because they love beaching around!
|Santa: My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums.|
Banta: That seems to be a weird advice coming from a doctor.
Santa: Actually he lives in the apartment below!
|Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?|
Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers!
|Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?|
Santa: No, only when it rains!
|Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?|
Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary!
|Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.|
Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction.
|Santa: My friend recently filed a defamation case against the maternity home where his son was just born.|
Banta: But why?
Santa: After the birth of the boy, the nurse said, "Congratulations! Baba Hua Hai"!
|Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.|
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!