• Banta: Do you have any superpower?<br/>
Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!
    Banta: Do you have any superpower?
    Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!
  • Santa: What's the wifi password?<br/>
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.<br/>
Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.<br/>
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?<br/>
Santa: Sure, how much is that?<br/>
Barman: ₹ 1000.<br/>
Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?<br/>
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
    Santa: What's the wifi password?
    Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
    Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.
    Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
    Santa: Sure, how much is that?
    Barman: ₹ 1000.
    Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
    Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
  • Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party?<br/>
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!
    Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party?
    Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!
  • Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!<br/>
Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!
    Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!
    Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!
  • Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?<br/>
Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir!
    Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?
    Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir!
  • Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.<br/>
Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part!
    Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.
    Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part!
  • Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?<br/>
Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.<br/>
Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja!
    Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?
    Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.
    Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja!
  • Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?<br/>
Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!<br/>
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
    Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?
    Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!
    Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
  • Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?<br/>
Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.<br/>
Santa came back with Nirma!
    Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?
    Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.
    Santa came back with Nirma!
  • Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.<br/>
Banta: Is he fine?<br/>
Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!
    Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
    Banta: Is he fine?
    Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!