• Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.<br/>
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.<br/>
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
    Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
    Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!
  • Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. It really harms me.<br/>
Banta: So what's the harm to you?<br/>
Santa: It makes her a liability at the casino!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. It really harms me.
    Banta: So what's the harm to you?
    Santa: It makes her a liability at the casino!
  • Banta: Media saluted Mumbai's spirit but ignored Bihar's floods.<br/>
Santa: Probably because Bihar has banned all types of spirits!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Media saluted Mumbai's spirit but ignored Bihar's floods.
    Santa: Probably because Bihar has banned all types of spirits!
  • Jeeto: I want you to toast some bread for me. <br/>
Santa raised his wine glass and said, `To bread`!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: I want you to toast some bread for me.
    Santa raised his wine glass and said, "To bread"!
  • Santa calls on customer care.<br/>
Santa: Hello<br/>
Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.<br/>
Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh Solve Kar Do!Upload to Facebook
    Santa calls on customer care.
    Santa: Hello
    Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.
    Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh Solve Kar Do!
  • Santa: As a young boy, I always had my nose in a book.<br/>
Jeeto: So you were studious.<br/>
Santa: No. Actually, we couldn't afford tissues!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: As a young boy, I always had my nose in a book.
    Jeeto: So you were studious.
    Santa: No. Actually, we couldn't afford tissues!
  • Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?<br/>
Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?
    Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!
  • Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?<br/>
Santa: Just leave me alone.<br/>
While Pappu leaving the room.<br/>
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?<br/>
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.<br/>
Santa: That's how it feels!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?
    Santa: Just leave me alone.
    While Pappu leaving the room.
    Santa: Why are you ignoring me?
    Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.
    Santa: That's how it feels!
  • Pappu: I love someone, I want to marry her.<br/>
Santa: She likes you too?<br/>
Pappu: Yes.<br/>
Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I love someone, I want to marry her.
    Santa: She likes you too?
    Pappu: Yes.
    Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta!
  • Santa: I've finally decided to do something about my weight.<br/>
Banta: What will you do?<br/>
Santa: Lie!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I've finally decided to do something about my weight.
    Banta: What will you do?
    Santa: Lie!
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