|Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?|
|Banta: Why most of the archeologists are females?|
Santa: Because they love digging up the best!
|Pappu: Dad, I am not able to find the WiFi printer anymore.|
Santa: I renamed it to Bob Marley.
Pappu: Why Bob Marley?
Santa: Because it's always jammin!
|Banta: Why do you like green tea so much?|
Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
|Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed, he phoned down to reception.|
"Hi, this is room 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?"
Receptionist: Yes Sir... you're in your 50s, overweight and balding, and have achieved nothing in life!
|Pappu: Hey Dad, I'm cold.|
Santa: Go into the corner.
Pappu: But why?
Santa: Because It's 90 degrees!
|Banta: Why is Men's Day not popular as Women's Day?|
Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day!
|Banta: What should you give a man who has everything?|
Santa: A woman to show him how to work it!
|A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter?|
Santa: No, that's a picture of her!
|Banta: Why is your arm in a sling?|
Santa: Oh nothing much. Took an Indigo yesterday, just an airline fracture!