|Banta: Do you have any superpower?|
Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!
|Santa: What's the wifi password?|
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
Santa: Sure, how much is that?
Barman: ₹ 1000.
Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
|Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party?|
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!
|Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!|
Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!
|Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?|
Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir!
|Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.|
Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part!
|Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?|
Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.
Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja!
|Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?|
Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
|Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?|
Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.
Santa came back with Nirma!
|Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.|
Banta: Is he fine?
Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!