|Banta: Why did you join social media?|
Santa: I wanted to disappoint more than one person at a time!
|Santa: Do you know what is the scariest thing to read in braille?|
Santa: Do not touch!
|Banta: Your skin looks so clear, what's the secret?|
Santa: Nothing bro, just take a picture on Snapchat and swipe to the left, skin go from burnt Roti to smooth Rasgulla real quick!
|Santa: There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people.|
Banta: Which word?
Santa: Push and Pull!
|Banta: Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?|
Santa: Because it's the scenter!
|Banta: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?|
|Santa: Do you know what lawyers wear to court?|
Santa: Law suits!
|Santa Apni Billi Se Tang Aa Kar Use Door Chhod Aaya. Ghar Aaya Toh Billi Wapas Aa Gayi Thi!|
Doosari Baar Bhi Aisa Hi Hua!
Teesri Baar Bahut Door Aur Mushkil Bhare Raaste Pe Chhod Aaya. Jab Wapas Aa Raha Toh Usene Apni Biwi Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puch, "Kya Billi Ghar Aa Gayi?"
Biwi: Ji, Use Toh Bahut Der Ho Gayi.
Santa: Usko Bhej, Main Raasta Bhool Gaya Hun!
|Santa: I've named my dog "ten miles".|
Santa: Just so I can tell people I walk ten miles twice a day!
|Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth?|
Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot!