• Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, can you?
    Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?
    Santa: I don't know, can you?
  • Pappu: My friends stole my report card.<br/>
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.<br/>
Pappu: That they stole?<br/>
Santa: No, that you have friends!
    Pappu: My friends stole my report card.
    Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
    Pappu: That they stole?
    Santa: No, that you have friends!
  • 
Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.<br/>
Pappu: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
    Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.
    Pappu: Why?
    Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
  • Banta: I lost my dog today.<br/>
Santa: So put an ad in the paper.<br/>
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!
    Banta: I lost my dog today.
    Santa: So put an ad in the paper.
    Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!
  • Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?<br/>
Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.<br/>
Santa: How about Cole's Law?<br/>
Banta: No.<br/>
Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing!
    Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?
    Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
    Santa: How about Cole's Law?
    Banta: No.
    Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing!
  • Banta: I heard your son got his driving license! Is he driving you everywhere now?<br/>
Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life!
    Banta: I heard your son got his driving license! Is he driving you everywhere now?
    Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life!
  • Santa: Do you know there is a new workout, which is done by many?<br/>
Banta: Really? What is it?<br/>
Santa: The new favourite workout of many is clicking pictures in Gym for social media!
    Santa: Do you know there is a new workout, which is done by many?
    Banta: Really? What is it?
    Santa: The new favourite workout of many is clicking pictures in Gym for social media!
  • Officer: You were speeding.<br/>
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.<br/>
Officer: There Is no traffic.<br/>
Santa: I am really far behind!
    Officer: You were speeding.
    Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
    Officer: There Is no traffic.
    Santa: I am really far behind!
  • Santa: Do you know why Govt. increased fuel prices?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Kyounki Govt. Nahi Chahti Ki Itni Garmi Mein Koi Bahar Ghume!
    Santa: Do you know why Govt. increased fuel prices?
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Kyounki Govt. Nahi Chahti Ki Itni Garmi Mein Koi Bahar Ghume!
  • Santa's English Friend: Who's Punjabi?<br/>
Santa: Punjabi is one, who can speak all languages in Punjabi!
    Santa's English Friend: Who's Punjabi?
    Santa: Punjabi is one, who can speak all languages in Punjabi!