|Policeman: How did the accident happen?|
Santa: My wife fell asleep in the back seat!
|Santa got coaxed and bought an offbeat car brand. He went to the Car salesman and said, "You sold me a car two weeks ago".|
Salesman: Yes , sir.
Santa: Tell me again all you said about it then. I'm getting discouraged!
|Santa, while driving home, met with an accident after getting drunk and became unconscious.|
Soon after waking up, he muttered, "Where am I? Where am I?"
Nurse: This is number 231.
Santa: Room or cell?
|Santa complains to Banta, "I can't take it anymore".|
Banta: What's wrong?
Santa: It's my wife. Every time we have an argument, she gets historical!
"You mean hysterical", chuckled Banta.
"No, I mean HISTORICAL," Santa insists. "Every argument we have, she'll go - I still remember that time when you..."
|Santa: I clearly had the right of way when this man ran into me, and yet you say I was to blame.|
Local officer: You certainly were.
Local Officer: Because his father is an MLA, his brother is an SP and I am going around with his sister!
|Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Was I in here last night?"|
"You certainly were", replies the bartender.
"And did I spend a lot of money?" Santa asked.
"You spent over Rs. 10000", replies the bartender.
"Thank god for that", says Santa, "I thought I'd wasted it"!
|Santa: Every time the doorbell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner.|
Banta: Why so?
Santa: He's a boxer.
|Santa went to a store on 15th August to buy some liquor.|
Shopkeeper: Sorry Sir, it's a "Dry Day" today.
Santa: You must come out of the shop and see that's it's been raining since morning. How can it be a dry day!
|Barber: You are losing your hair fast, Sir. Are you doing anything to save it?|
Banta: Yes, I'm getting a divorce!
|Santa: My wife told me that I should learn to embrace my mistakes.|
Banta: So what did you do?
Santa: I cried and hugged her!