• Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished?
    Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!
  • Santa: My drinking is getting out of hand.
    Banta: That's a thing of concern.
    Santa: Yes, sure it is. I dropped 3 pegs last night!
  • Santa: Our dog doesn't eat meat.
    Banta: Why not?
    Santa: We don't give him any.
  • Santa: My wife left me because of my views on the environment.
    Banta: That's really weird.
    Santa: Yeah, it really is. I only tried saving water by showering with the woman next door!
  • Banta went on a trip to Goa that was part work, part vacation. He fell so in love with the place that he emailed his friend, Santa, "Catch next plane out. Bring my wife and your mistress".
    Santa emailed back, "Your wife and I arriving tomorrow 4:30 PM. How long have you know about us?"
  • Santa: Exercise must be good.<br />
Banta: What makes you say so?<br />
Santa: My wife's tongue has never been sick a day in her life!
    Santa: Exercise must be good.
    Banta: What makes you say so?
    Santa: My wife's tongue has never been sick a day in her life!
  • Celebrating their sliver wedding anniversary , Jeeto turned to Santa and said, "Will you still love me when my hair has gone grey?'
    Santa: Why not? Haven't I loved you through six other shades!
  • Santa: Last night, I was way too drunk to drive home.<br />
Banta: So what did you do?<br />
Santa: I drove to another party!
    Santa: Last night, I was way too drunk to drive home.
    Banta: So what did you do?
    Santa: I drove to another party!
  • Santa was taking unreasonably long time in the bathroom.
    Jeeto shouted, "Did you find the shampoo?"
    Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine. So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it!
  • Santa to his doctor, `My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?`<br />
Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!
    Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"
    Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!
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