• Santa: I want to divorce my wife, she is spending every night in bars and pubs.<br/>
Lawyer: Is she looking for anyone in particular?<br/>
Santa: Yeah, looking for me!
    Santa: I want to divorce my wife, she is spending every night in bars and pubs.
    Lawyer: Is she looking for anyone in particular?
    Santa: Yeah, looking for me!
  • Jeeto: What would you do if we could live forever?<br/>
Santa: Shoot myself!
    Jeeto: What would you do if we could live forever?
    Santa: Shoot myself!
  • Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?<br/>
Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe!
    Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?
    Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe!
  • Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.<br/>
Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!
    Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.
    Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!
  • Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather.<br/>
Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?<br/>
Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire!
    Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather.
    Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?
    Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire!
  • Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: She married someone else!
    Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: She married someone else!
  • Banta: How do you manage to stay cool all the time?<br/>
Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'!<br/>
Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong.<br/>
Santa: You are right!
    Banta: How do you manage to stay cool all the time?
    Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'!
    Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong.
    Santa: You are right!
  • Banta: How does Painkillers know which part of the body is in pain?<BR/>
Santa: Look, they're like women, they know everything!
    Banta: How does Painkillers know which part of the body is in pain?
    Santa: Look, they're like women, they know everything!
  • Santa: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?<br/>
Banta: Yes, it's the one that says that anything can go wrong will go wrong.<br/>
Santa: What's about Cole's Law?<br/>
Banta: No, what's that?<br/>
Santa: It's a thin-slice cabbage dipped in mayonnaise and sour cream!
    Santa: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
    Banta: Yes, it's the one that says that anything can go wrong will go wrong.
    Santa: What's about Cole's Law?
    Banta: No, what's that?
    Santa: It's a thin-slice cabbage dipped in mayonnaise and sour cream!
  • Santa: I made a joke on a doctor's prescription.<br/>
Banta: Show me.<br/>
Santa: You can't read it!
    Santa: I made a joke on a doctor's prescription.
    Banta: Show me.
    Santa: You can't read it!