|Santa: I want to divorce my wife, she is spending every night in bars and pubs.|
Lawyer: Is she looking for anyone in particular?
Santa: Yeah, looking for me!
|Jeeto: What would you do if we could live forever?|
Santa: Shoot myself!
|Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?|
Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe!
|Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.|
Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!
|Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather.|
Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?
Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire!
|Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.|
Santa: She married someone else!
|Banta: How do you manage to stay cool all the time?|
Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'!
Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong.
Santa: You are right!
|Banta: How does Painkillers know which part of the body is in pain?|
Santa: Look, they're like women, they know everything!
|Santa: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?|
Banta: Yes, it's the one that says that anything can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: What's about Cole's Law?
Banta: No, what's that?
Santa: It's a thin-slice cabbage dipped in mayonnaise and sour cream!
|Santa: I made a joke on a doctor's prescription.|
Banta: Show me.
Santa: You can't read it!