|Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common?|
Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!
|Banta: How did you find that doctor was fake?|
Santa: Because he had a good handwriting!
|Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?|
Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday!
|Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?|
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa!
|Doctor: You have acute appendicitis.|
Santa: Oh thank you... and you have a cute face!
|Jeeto: What made you fall in love with me?|
Santa: Your mother.
Jeeto: But my mother lives 5000 miles away.
Santa: Yeah, that's why!
|Santa: Koi Achha Sa 3 BHK Dikha Do.|
Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega?
Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar!
|My goal for 2017 is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013!|
|Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.|
Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA?
|At Cinema Hall:|
Security: Flag Kyon Andar Lekar Ja Rahe Ho?
Santa: Jab National Anthem Bajega Tab Lehraunga... Full Patriotic Wali Feeling Aayegi!