|Santa: My friend recently filed a defamation case against the maternity home where his son was just born.|
Banta: But why?
Santa: After the birth of the boy, the nurse said, "Congratulations! Baba Hua Hai"!
|Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.|
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!
|Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. It really harms me.|
Banta: So what's the harm to you?
Santa: It makes her a liability at the casino!
|Banta: Media saluted Mumbai's spirit but ignored Bihar's floods.|
Santa: Probably because Bihar has banned all types of spirits!
|Jeeto: I want you to toast some bread for me. |
Santa raised his wine glass and said, "To bread"!
|Santa calls on customer care.|
Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.
Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh Solve Kar Do!
|Santa: As a young boy, I always had my nose in a book.|
Jeeto: So you were studious.
Santa: No. Actually, we couldn't afford tissues!
|Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?|
Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!
|Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?|
Santa: Just leave me alone.
While Pappu leaving the room.
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.
Santa: That's how it feels!
|Pappu: I love someone, I want to marry her.|
Santa: She likes you too?
Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta!