|Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When
did you have your last drink?|
Santa: What do you mean, last?
|Santa: My wife converted me to religion.|
Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!
|Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart.|
Banta: Why so?
Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!
|Banta: A friend like you is hard to find.|
Santa: I know - there are so many bars I could be in!
|Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck.|
Surinder: What happened?
Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife!
|Santa and Banta went on a fishing trip.|
Banta: What's the biggest fish you've ever caught?
Santa: You've seen 'Jaws'?
Banta: Wow! So big?
Santa: Well, it was about the same size as the box the DVD comes!
|Santa hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant and said, "Give me a chicken sandwich".|
"Yes, sir," said the waiter, reaching for the sandwich, "Will you eat it or take it with you?"
"Both," was the unexpected but obvious reply from Santa!
|Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles.|
Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!
|Santa went to Mumbai to see the sights and rented a room at a hotel and while checking asked the clerk about the hours for meals.|
"We have breakfast from 7 to 11 AM, lunch from 12 noon to 3 PM, Evening Tea from 4 to 7 PM and dinner from 8 too 11 PM", explained the clerk.
"Look here," inquired Santa with surprise, "what time am I going' to see the town?
|Santa: I've come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.|
Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?
Santa: My wife!