• Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?<br/>
Santa: The ayurved told me to `beat properly` before administering the medicine to her!
    Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?
    Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly" before administering the medicine to her!
  • Santa: Computers will never replace books.<br />
Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!
    Santa: Computers will never replace books.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!
  • Santa: I've got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour.<br />
Banta: Tell me the bad news first!
    Santa: I've got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour.
    Banta: Tell me the bad news first!
  • Santa to a doctor, `Doctor Saheb, I hear that you pay commission to the person who brings patients for you?<br />
Doctor: I do. Where's the patient?<br />
Santa: I'm the patient also!
    Santa to a doctor, "Doctor Saheb, I hear that you pay commission to the person who brings patients for you?
    Doctor: I do. Where's the patient?
    Santa: I'm the patient also!
  • Santa: I think Banta will be in hospital for another week.<br />
Jeeto: Pretty ill?<br />
Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse!
    Santa: I think Banta will be in hospital for another week.
    Jeeto: Pretty ill?
    Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse!
  • Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife.<br />
Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty?<br />
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?
    Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife.
    Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty?
    Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?
  • Banta: How long can a person live without brains?<br />
Santa:I don't know. How old are you?
    Banta: How long can a person live without brains?
    Santa:I don't know. How old are you?
  • Santa: Hello! I'm in the hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Preeti brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg.
    Jeeto: Who's Preeti?
  • Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?<br />
Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!
    Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?
    Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!
  • Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.<br />
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?<br />
Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!
    Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.
    Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?
    Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!