|Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?|
Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly" before administering the medicine to her!
|Santa: Computers will never replace books.|
Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!
|Santa: I've got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour.|
Banta: Tell me the bad news first!
|Santa to a doctor, "Doctor Saheb, I hear that you pay commission to the person who brings patients for you?|
Doctor: I do. Where's the patient?
Santa: I'm the patient also!
|Santa: I think Banta will be in hospital for another week.|
Jeeto: Pretty ill?
Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse!
|Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife.|
Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty?
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?
|Banta: How long can a person live without brains?|
Santa:I don't know. How old are you?
|Santa: Hello! I'm in the hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Preeti brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg.|
Jeeto: Who's Preeti?
|Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?|
Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!
|Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.|
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?
Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!