• Santa complains to Banta, "I can't take it anymore".
    Banta: What's wrong?
    Santa: It's my wife. Every time we have an argument, she gets historical!
    "You mean hysterical", chuckled Banta.
    "No, I mean HISTORICAL," Santa insists. "Every argument we have, she'll go - I still remember that time when you..."
  • Santa: I clearly had the right of way when this man ran into me, and yet you say I was to blame.
    Local officer: You certainly were.
    Santa: Why?
    Local Officer: Because his father is an MLA, his brother is an SP and I am going around with his sister!
  • Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender, `Was I in here last night?`<br />
`You certainly were`, replies the bartender.<br />
`And did I spend a lot of money?` Santa asked.<br />
`You spent over Rs. 10000`, replies the bartender.<br />
`Thank god for that`, says Santa, `I thought I'd wasted it`!
    Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Was I in here last night?"
    "You certainly were", replies the bartender.
    "And did I spend a lot of money?" Santa asked.
    "You spent over Rs. 10000", replies the bartender.
    "Thank god for that", says Santa, "I thought I'd wasted it"!
  • Santa: Every time the doorbell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner.
    Banta: Why so?
    Santa: He's a boxer.
  • Santa went to a store on 15th August to buy some liquor.
    Shopkeeper: Sorry Sir, it's a "Dry Day" today.
    Santa: You must come out of the shop and see that's it's been raining since morning. How can it be a dry day!
  • Barber: You are losing your hair fast, Sir. Are you doing anything to save it?
    Banta: Yes, I'm getting a divorce!
  • Santa: My wife told me that I should learn to embrace my mistakes.<br />
Banta: So what did you do?<br />
Santa: I cried and hugged her!
    Santa: My wife told me that I should learn to embrace my mistakes.
    Banta: So what did you do?
    Santa: I cried and hugged her!
  • Doctor: Do you drink to excess?<br />
Santa: I'll drink to anything!
    Doctor: Do you drink to excess?
    Santa: I'll drink to anything!
  • Santa and Banta are drinking at a bar when Banta falls off his stool and slumps motionless to the floor.
    Santa says to the bartender, "I'll say this for Banta, he knows when to stop!"
  • Jeeto: This is the last time I tell you about coming home drunk.<br />
Santa: Good, because I'm sick of hearing it!
    Jeeto: This is the last time I tell you about coming home drunk.
    Santa: Good, because I'm sick of hearing it!