• Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips.<br/>
Banta: What's wrong with it?<br/>
Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the
casino!
    Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips.
    Banta: What's wrong with it?
    Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the casino!
  • Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, `Great legs`.<br/>
Banta: Go on. I am all ears.<br/>
Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, `Do you really think so`. I said, `Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now`!
    Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs".
    Banta: Go on. I am all ears.
    Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
  • In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife.
    Jeeto: Shoot him!
    Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.
  • Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day.<br />
Banta: Is it that bad?<br />
Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!
    Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day.
    Banta: Is it that bad?
    Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!
  • Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When did you have your last drink?
    Santa: What do you mean, last?
  • Santa: My wife converted me to religion.<br />
Banta: Really?<br />
Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!
    Santa: My wife converted me to religion.
    Banta: Really?
    Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!
  • Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart.
    Banta: Why so?
    Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!
  • Banta: A friend like you is hard to find.
    Santa: I know - there are so many bars I could be in!
  • Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck.<br />
Surinder: What happened?<br />
Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife!
    Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck.
    Surinder: What happened?
    Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife!
  • Santa and Banta went on a fishing trip.
    Banta: What's the biggest fish you've ever caught?
    Santa: You've seen 'Jaws'?
    Banta: Wow! So big?
    Santa: Well, it was about the same size as the box the DVD comes!