|Santa: There are 2 periods in a man's life when he doesn't understand women.|
Jeeto: Indeed, and when are these periods?
Santa: Before marriage and after marriage!
|Santa to his friend's son, "Where have you been for the last 4 years?|
"At college, taking medicine."
Santa: And did you finally get well?
|Santa while taking a head-bath was applying shampoo even on his shoulders.|
Jeeto: Why are you applying shampoo on shoulders?
Santa: This shampoo is special. It is clearly written on it "Head and Shoulders"!
|Banta: Why didn't you give the secretary's job to that girl who came for interview?|
Santa: She seemed to be very stupid girl.
Banta: How did you infer that she's stupid?
Santa: When I asked her to sit, she started looking for a chair!
|Santa: O!!! So you want to become a farmer? You'll need sheep,
chickens... herd of cows?|
Banta: Of course, I've heard of cows!
|Santa: What's the matter, today you're getting a lot of "I love you" messages.|
Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wife's mobile!
|Santa: If something happens to me during the operation, please marry the doctor who operates upon me.|
Jeeto: Why re you saying such a thing? And why only the same doctor?
Santa: Why should the doctor be let off?
|Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?|
Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!
|Santa walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a glass of Less, please?"|
"I'm sorry sir", the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"
Santa: I've no idea... the thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink 'LESS'!
|Santa was sitting in a park.|
Banta: What are you doing here?
Santa: I am taking a revenge.
Banta: From whom?
Santa: From Time. It wasted my life. Now I am wasting it!