|Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips.|
Banta: What's wrong with it?
Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the casino!
|Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs".|
Banta: Go on. I am all ears.
Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
|In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife.|
Jeeto: Shoot him!
Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.
|Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day.|
Banta: Is it that bad?
Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!
|Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When
did you have your last drink?|
Santa: What do you mean, last?
|Santa: My wife converted me to religion.|
Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!
|Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart.|
Banta: Why so?
Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!
|Banta: A friend like you is hard to find.|
Santa: I know - there are so many bars I could be in!
|Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck.|
Surinder: What happened?
Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife!
|Santa and Banta went on a fishing trip.|
Banta: What's the biggest fish you've ever caught?
Santa: You've seen 'Jaws'?
Banta: Wow! So big?
Santa: Well, it was about the same size as the box the DVD comes!