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Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"
Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning! -
In a bus, Santa asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him, "You have applied a nice perfume. Which one is it? I want to give it to my wife".
Lady: Don't give it to her. Some useless men will find an excuse to talk to her! -
Santa: I'm in trouble with my wife.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: She came to the pub looking for me, and I asked her for her number! -
Customer: You told me this car was rust-free.
Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we? -
Santa: I think my wife is selling drugs.
Banta: That's weird. What makes you think so?
Santa: Yesterday I was running late for work and the phone rang. I answered it but before I could say anything, a male voice on the line said, "Hey, honey, is that dope gone yet?" -
Santa got home pretty late at night.
Jeeto: How many drinks have you had?
Santa: I don't know. I'm an alcoholic, not an accountant! -
Santa: The man who invented the clock was a genius.
Banta: Why?
Santa: I mean, how did he know that what time it was! -
Santa: After watching "Bhaag Milkha Bhaag" last night, I had a disturbed sleep.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: This morning I dreamed someone was shouting, "On your marks, get set, go!" And I woke up with a start! -
Doctor: I haven't seen you for a long time.
Santa: I know, doctor, I've been ill! -
Santa: Last night, I had a fantastic dream about Katrina Kaif, Sonakshi Sinha and Priyanka Chopra.
Banta: Wow! Then what happened?
Santa: I beat them all at Monopoly!