Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?" Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning! |
In a bus, Santa asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him, "You have applied a nice perfume. Which one is it? I want to give it to my wife". Lady: Don't give it to her. Some useless men will find an excuse to talk to her! |
Santa: I'm in trouble with my wife. Banta: What happened? Santa: She came to the pub looking for me, and I asked her for her number! |
Customer: You told me this car was rust-free. Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we? |
Santa: I think my wife is selling drugs. Banta: That's weird. What makes you think so? Santa: Yesterday I was running late for work and the phone rang. I answered it but before I could say anything, a male voice on the line said, "Hey, honey, is that dope gone yet?" |
Santa got home pretty late at night. Jeeto: How many drinks have you had? Santa: I don't know. I'm an alcoholic, not an accountant! |
Santa: The man who invented the clock was a genius. Banta: Why? Santa: I mean, how did he know that what time it was! |
Santa: After watching "Bhaag Milkha Bhaag" last night, I had a disturbed sleep. Banta: What happened? Santa: This morning I dreamed someone was shouting, "On your marks, get set, go!" And I woke up with a start! |
Doctor: I haven't seen you for a long time. Santa: I know, doctor, I've been ill! |
Santa: Last night, I had a fantastic dream about Katrina Kaif, Sonakshi Sinha and Priyanka Chopra. Banta: Wow! Then what happened? Santa: I beat them all at Monopoly! |