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Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day.
Banta: Is it that bad?
Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar! -
Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last? -
Santa: My wife converted me to religion.
Banta: Really?
Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell! -
Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart.
Banta: Why so?
Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever! -
Banta: A friend like you is hard to find.
Santa: I know - there are so many bars I could be in! -
Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck.
Surinder: What happened?
Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife! -
Santa and Banta went on a fishing trip.
Banta: What's the biggest fish you've ever caught?
Santa: You've seen 'Jaws'?
Banta: Wow! So big?
Santa: Well, it was about the same size as the box the DVD comes! -
Santa hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant and said, "Give me a chicken sandwich".
"Yes, sir," said the waiter, reaching for the sandwich, "Will you eat it or take it with you?"
"Both," was the unexpected but obvious reply from Santa! -
Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles.
Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on! -
Santa went to Mumbai to see the sights and rented a room at a hotel and while checking asked the clerk about the hours for meals.
"We have breakfast from 7 to 11 AM, lunch from 12 noon to 3 PM, Evening Tea from 4 to 7 PM and dinner from 8 too 11 PM", explained the clerk.
"Look here," inquired Santa with surprise, "what time am I going' to see the town?