• Santa to his doctor, `My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?`<br />
Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!
    Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"
    Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!
  • In a bus, Santa asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him, "You have applied a nice perfume. Which one is it? I want to give it to my wife".
    Lady: Don't give it to her. Some useless men will find an excuse to talk to her!
  • Santa: I'm in trouble with my wife.
    Banta: What happened?
    Santa: She came to the pub looking for me, and I asked her for her number!
  • Customer: You told me this car was rust-free.<br/>
Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?
    Customer: You told me this car was rust-free.
    Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?
  • Santa: I think my wife is selling drugs.<br />
Banta: That's weird. What makes you think so?<br />
Santa: Yesterday I was running late for work and the phone rang. I answered it but before I could say anything, a male voice on the line said, `Hey, honey, is that dope gone yet?`
    Santa: I think my wife is selling drugs.
    Banta: That's weird. What makes you think so?
    Santa: Yesterday I was running late for work and the phone rang. I answered it but before I could say anything, a male voice on the line said, "Hey, honey, is that dope gone yet?"
  • Santa got home pretty late at night.
    Jeeto: How many drinks have you had?
    Santa: I don't know. I'm an alcoholic, not an accountant!
  • Santa: The man who invented the clock was a genius.<br />
Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: I mean, how did he know that what time it was!
    Santa: The man who invented the clock was a genius.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: I mean, how did he know that what time it was!
  • Santa: After watching "Bhaag Milkha Bhaag" last night, I had a disturbed sleep.
    Banta: What happened?
    Santa: This morning I dreamed someone was shouting, "On your marks, get set, go!" And I woke up with a start!
  • Doctor: I haven't seen you for a long time.<br />
Santa: I know, doctor, I've been ill!
    Doctor: I haven't seen you for a long time.
    Santa: I know, doctor, I've been ill!
  • Santa: Last night, I had a fantastic dream about Katrina Kaif, Sonakshi Sinha and Priyanka Chopra.
    Banta: Wow! Then what happened?
    Santa: I beat them all at Monopoly!