• Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day.<br />
Banta: Is it that bad?<br />
Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!
    Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day.
    Banta: Is it that bad?
    Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!
  • Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When did you have your last drink?
    Santa: What do you mean, last?
  • Santa: My wife converted me to religion.<br />
Banta: Really?<br />
Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!
    Santa: My wife converted me to religion.
    Banta: Really?
    Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!
  • Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart.
    Banta: Why so?
    Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!
  • Banta: A friend like you is hard to find.
    Santa: I know - there are so many bars I could be in!
  • Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck.<br />
Surinder: What happened?<br />
Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife!
    Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck.
    Surinder: What happened?
    Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife!
  • Santa and Banta went on a fishing trip.
    Banta: What's the biggest fish you've ever caught?
    Santa: You've seen 'Jaws'?
    Banta: Wow! So big?
    Santa: Well, it was about the same size as the box the DVD comes!
  • Santa hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant and said, "Give me a chicken sandwich".
    "Yes, sir," said the waiter, reaching for the sandwich, "Will you eat it or take it with you?"
    "Both," was the unexpected but obvious reply from Santa!
  • Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles.
    Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!
  • Santa went to Mumbai to see the sights and rented a room at a hotel and while checking asked the clerk about the hours for meals.
    "We have breakfast from 7 to 11 AM, lunch from 12 noon to 3 PM, Evening Tea from 4 to 7 PM and dinner from 8 too 11 PM", explained the clerk.
    "Look here," inquired Santa with surprise, "what time am I going' to see the town?