• Santa: What do you want for your birthday?
    Jeeto: A divorce.
    Santa: I wasn't thinking of spending that much!
  • Santa: Good evening! Thought I'd drop in and see you about the umbrella you borrowed from me last week.
    Banta: I'm sorry, but I lent it to a friend of mine. Were you wanting it?
    Santa: Well, not for myself, but the fellow I borrowed it from says the owner wants it!
  • Banta: What's marriage?
    Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the 6 senses and makes the person nonsense!
  • Santa gets home from a visit to the dentist. His wife asks in concern, `Does your tooth still hurt?` <br/>
Santa:I don't know  he kept it.
    Santa gets home from a visit to the dentist. His wife asks in concern, `Does your tooth still hurt?`
    Santa:I don't know he kept it.
  • Banta: I was sorry to hear you cremated your mother last week.
    Santa: We had to. She was dead!
  • Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit.
    Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!
  • Santa: My grandmother died on her ninety-second birthday.
    Banta: That's a long life. But how did she die? Any ailment?
    Santa: No illness. She passed away when we were only halfway through giving her the birthday bumps!
  • Jeeto yelled at Santa, "You're gonna be really SORRY. I'm going to LEAVE you!"
    Santa: Make up your mind. Which is it gonna be?
  • Santa: After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart.
    Banta: Oh my God! So she left/
    Santa: No. She's staying!
  • Immediately after his annual examination, Santa with a multitude of problems asked anxiously, "Doctor, how do I stand?"
    "That's what puzzles me!" replied the doctor.
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