|Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene.|
Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpentine!
|Banta: Has your wife learned to drive the car yet?|
Santa: Yes. In an advisory capacity!
|Banta: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife
at the same time, whom would you save?|
Santa: Of course, the tiger.
Banta: But why?
Santa: Very few are left!
|Santa: What are the fastest means of communication?|
Banta: Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!
|Santa: What did you do with the money you robbed from the bank?|
Banta: I deposited it in the same bank!
|Banta: How long did it take your wife to learn to drive?|
Santa: It will be ten years in October!
|Santa to his driver, Jasbir, "I found this long brown hair on the back seat of my limousine. My wife's hair is black".|
Jasbir: I'll give you an explanation, Sir.
Santa: Explanation nothing! What I want is an introduction!
|Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come?|
Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!
|Banta: Did you ever hear from your neighbour who borrowed Rs 5000 from you?|
Santa: Every night. He used the money for a down payment on a TV set!
|Banta: My wife drives me to drink.|
Santa: You're lucky. I have to walk!