• Santa: My grandmother died on her ninety-second birthday.
    Banta: That's a long life. But how did she die? Any ailment?
    Santa: No illness. She passed away when we were only halfway through giving her the birthday bumps!
  • Jeeto yelled at Santa, "You're gonna be really SORRY. I'm going to LEAVE you!"
    Santa: Make up your mind. Which is it gonna be?
  • Santa: After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart.
    Banta: Oh my God! So she left/
    Santa: No. She's staying!
  • Immediately after his annual examination, Santa with a multitude of problems asked anxiously, "Doctor, how do I stand?"
    "That's what puzzles me!" replied the doctor.
  • Santa: I can't seem to connect with my wife these days.
    Banta: It certainly leaves an emotional void?
    Santa: Not really, She keeps ducking every time I swing!
  • Santa to Banta, "Every night my wife puts a mudpack on her face and slices of cucumber over her eyes".
    Banta: Does it work?
    Santa: No, it doesn't work. I can still tell, it's her!
  • Santa pulls up at a red light beside a gorgeous young woman, smiles at her and lowers his window.
    The woman smiles back and also lowers her window.
    "Ah", says Santa, "So you farted, too?"
  • Santa to his pal Banta, `My wife and I are inseparable`.<br />
Banta: It's really a news to me that you both love each other so much.<br />
Santa: It's not that. Actually, it takes a lot of people to separate us when we're fighting!
    Santa to his pal Banta, "My wife and I are inseparable".
    Banta: It's really a news to me that you both love each other so much.
    Santa: It's not that. Actually, it takes a lot of people to separate us when we're fighting!
  • Banta: What's the way to stop your children being spoiled?
    Santa: Keep them in a fridge.
  • Jeeto comes out of a beauty salon and asks Santa, 'How do I look?'
    Santa: 'Well, at least you tried.'
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