|Santa was challaned and he was asked to appear in court.|
Judge: The traffic officer says you got sarcastic with him.
Santa: But I didn't intend to be. He talked to me like my wife does, and I forget myself and answered, "Yes, my dear!"
|Santa to a fellow Delhi Metro passenger, "Pardon me, when does Connaught Place station arrive?"|
Fellow Passenger: Just watch me get off one station after you do.
Santa: Thank you!
|Santa: May I have some stationery?|
Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house?
Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!
|Policeman: How did the accident happen?|
Santa: My wife fell asleep in the back seat!
|Santa got coaxed and bought an offbeat car brand. He went to the Car salesman and said, "You sold me a car two weeks ago".|
Salesman: Yes , sir.
Santa: Tell me again all you said about it then. I'm getting discouraged!
|Santa, while driving home, met with an accident after getting drunk and became unconscious.|
Soon after waking up, he muttered, "Where am I? Where am I?"
Nurse: This is number 231.
Santa: Room or cell?
|Santa complains to Banta, "I can't take it anymore".|
Banta: What's wrong?
Santa: It's my wife. Every time we have an argument, she gets historical!
"You mean hysterical", chuckled Banta.
"No, I mean HISTORICAL," Santa insists. "Every argument we have, she'll go - I still remember that time when you..."
|Santa: I clearly had the right of way when this man ran into me, and yet you say I was to blame.|
Local officer: You certainly were.
Local Officer: Because his father is an MLA, his brother is an SP and I am going around with his sister!
|Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Was I in here last night?"|
"You certainly were", replies the bartender.
"And did I spend a lot of money?" Santa asked.
"You spent over Rs. 10000", replies the bartender.
"Thank god for that", says Santa, "I thought I'd wasted it"!
|Santa: Every time the doorbell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner.|
Banta: Why so?
Santa: He's a boxer.