|Santa: This weight of mine is really strange.|
Banta: What's with it?
Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.
|Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?|
Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day.
|Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?|
Santa: Because if they all went, it would be hell.
|Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.|
Banta: Really, what is he studying.
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
|Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?|
Santa: When they're not at home.
|Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.|
Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!
|Santa: My wife worships me.|
Banta: Why do you say so?
Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!
|Santa's marriage got fixed for 2nd November. He sent an Invite to all his friends:|
Marriage is on 2nd, please come on the Ist Night.
We'll all have fun together!
|A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend.|
Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?
|After being nicked twice by the barber's razor, Banta asked for a glass of water.|
"Sorry, Sir!", said the barber. "Is there a hair in your mouth?"
Banta: No, I want to see if my neck leaks!