• Santa: This weight of mine is really strange.<br/ >
Banta: What's with it?<br/ >
Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.
    Santa: This weight of mine is really strange.
    Banta: What's with it?
    Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.
  • Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?<br/ >
Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day.
    Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
    Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day.
  • Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?<br/ >
Santa: Because if they all went, it would be hell.
    Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
    Santa: Because if they all went, it would be hell.
  • Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.<br />
Banta: Really, what is he studying.<br />
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
    Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.
    Banta: Really, what is he studying.
    Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
  • Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?<br/>
Santa: When they're not at home.
    Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?
    Santa: When they're not at home.
  • Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.
    Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
    Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!
  • Santa: My wife worships me.<br />
Banta: Why do you say so?<br />
Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!
    Santa: My wife worships me.
    Banta: Why do you say so?
    Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!
  • Santa's marriage got fixed for 2nd November. He sent an Invite to all his friends:
    Marriage is on 2nd, please come on the Ist Night.
    We'll all have fun together!
  • A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend.
    Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?
  • After being nicked twice by the barber's razor, Banta asked for a glass of water.
    "Sorry, Sir!", said the barber. "Is there a hair in your mouth?"
    Banta: No, I want to see if my neck leaks!
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