|After being nicked twice by the barber's razor, Banta asked for a glass of water.|
"Sorry, Sir!", said the barber. "Is there a hair in your mouth?"
Banta: No, I want to see if my neck leaks!
|Santa: A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV but just the remote.|
Banta: Lucky you!
Santa: Lucky, my ass! Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!
|Pappu: Dad, what's a hermaphrodite?|
Santa: I don't know, son, but ask your mother, he'll know!
|Santa: My wife was trying on different things yesterday and asked me what would make her new dress look sexier.|
Banta: So what did you suggest?
Santa: I told her to give it to her sister"!
|Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis.|
Banta: So what all do you eat?
Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!
|Santa: My wife sent me a blank text.|
Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she's not talking to me!
|Santa: I think I may be a talented photographer.|
Banta: What makes you believe so?
Santa: I took just one picture with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery!
|Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed.|
Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!
|Jeeto: What has she got that I haven't?|
Santa: Shall I tell it to you alphabetically?
|Banta: Can I use your phone to call my sister?|
Santa: Sure, just hit redial!