• Banta: What's the way to stop your children being spoiled?
    Santa: Keep them in a fridge.
  • Jeeto comes out of a beauty salon and asks Santa, 'How do I look?'
    Santa: 'Well, at least you tried.'
  • Santa complained to the police, 'Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
    Police: How's that the thief did not take the TV?
    Santa: I was watching TV news.
  • Santa: This weight of mine is really strange.<br/ >
Banta: What's with it?<br/ >
Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.
    Santa: This weight of mine is really strange.
    Banta: What's with it?
    Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.
  • Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?<br/ >
Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day.
    Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
    Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day.
  • Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?<br/ >
Santa: Because if they all went, it would be hell.
    Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
    Santa: Because if they all went, it would be hell.
  • Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.<br />
Banta: Really, what is he studying.<br />
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
    Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.
    Banta: Really, what is he studying.
    Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
  • Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?<br/>
Santa: When they're not at home.
    Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?
    Santa: When they're not at home.
  • Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.
    Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
    Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!
  • Santa: My wife worships me.<br />
Banta: Why do you say so?<br />
Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!
    Santa: My wife worships me.
    Banta: Why do you say so?
    Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!