• After being nicked twice by the barber's razor, Banta asked for a glass of water.
    "Sorry, Sir!", said the barber. "Is there a hair in your mouth?"
    Banta: No, I want to see if my neck leaks!
  • Santa: A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV but just the remote.
    Banta: Lucky you!
    Santa: Lucky, my ass! Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!
  • Pappu: Dad, what's a hermaphrodite?<br />
Santa: I don't know, son, but ask your mother, he'll know!
    Pappu: Dad, what's a hermaphrodite?
    Santa: I don't know, son, but ask your mother, he'll know!
  • Santa: My wife was trying on different things yesterday and asked me what would make her new dress look sexier.
    Banta: So what did you suggest?
    Santa: I told her to give it to her sister"!
  • Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis.<br />
Banta: So what all do you eat?<br />
Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!
    Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis.
    Banta: So what all do you eat?
    Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!
  • Santa: My wife sent me a blank text.<br />
Banta: But why would she do that?<br />
Santa: Because she's not talking to me!
    Santa: My wife sent me a blank text.
    Banta: But why would she do that?
    Santa: Because she's not talking to me!
  • Santa: I think I may be a talented photographer.<br />
Banta: What makes you believe so?<br />
Santa: I took just one picture with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery!
    Santa: I think I may be a talented photographer.
    Banta: What makes you believe so?
    Santa: I took just one picture with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery!
  • Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed.
    Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!
  • Jeeto: What has she got that I haven't?<br />
Santa: Shall I tell it to you alphabetically?
    Jeeto: What has she got that I haven't?
    Santa: Shall I tell it to you alphabetically?
  • Banta: Can I use your phone to call my sister?<br />
Santa: Sure, just hit redial!
    Banta: Can I use your phone to call my sister?
    Santa: Sure, just hit redial!
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