|Banta: What's the way to stop your children being spoiled?|
Santa: Keep them in a fridge.
|Jeeto comes out of a beauty salon and asks Santa, 'How do I look?'|
Santa: 'Well, at least you tried.'
|Santa complained to the police, 'Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house.'|
Police: How's that the thief did not take the TV?
Santa: I was watching TV news.
|Santa: This weight of mine is really strange.|
Banta: What's with it?
Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.
|Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?|
Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day.
|Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?|
Santa: Because if they all went, it would be hell.
|Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.|
Banta: Really, what is he studying.
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
|Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?|
Santa: When they're not at home.
|Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.|
Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!
|Santa: My wife worships me.|
Banta: Why do you say so?
Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!