|Banta: What is the difference between the 'Fauji' way of doing things and 'Babudom'?|
Santa: Fauji - Surgical
Babu - Sir Ji, Kal!
|Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.|
Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?
|Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun? |
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Chai Wala: Laung?
Santa: Haan, Agar Inni Mehnat Ki Kar Reha Hain Te Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
|Pappu: Dad, how do I look?|
Santa: With your eyes, son!
|After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.|
Customs: Sir, what is in the bag?
Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.
Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.
Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle!
|Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.|
Santa: Then press Ctrl+T
Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.
Santa: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!
|Santa in extreme pain, "How much to have a tooth pulled?"|
Dentist: Rs 1200.
Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
|Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?|
Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!
|Santa in other countries: Ho Ho Ho...|
Santa in India: Oh Ho Ho Ho... Oh Ho Ho Ho... Ishq Tera Tadpawe!