• Banta: What is this 'Virgin Mojito'?<br/>
Santa: It's a small town drink called 'Shikanji', that took an education loan, went abroad for studies and got a fancy new name!
    Banta: What is this 'Virgin Mojito'?
    Santa: It's a small town drink called 'Shikanji', that took an education loan, went abroad for studies and got a fancy new name!
  • Banta: What is GST?<br/>
Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!
    Banta: What is GST?
    Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!
  • Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?<br/>
Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day!
    Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
    Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day!
  • Santa: Do you know that Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Because they know good plots!
    Santa: Do you know that Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Because they know good plots!
  • Santa: Iss Saal Vacation Ka Kya Plan Hai?<br/>
Banta: Kuch Khaas Nahi, Pichle Saal Europe Nahi Gaye The... Iss Saal America Nahi Jayenge!
    Santa: Iss Saal Vacation Ka Kya Plan Hai?
    Banta: Kuch Khaas Nahi, Pichle Saal Europe Nahi Gaye The... Iss Saal America Nahi Jayenge!
  • Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?<br/>
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
    Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
    Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
  • Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?<br/>
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
    Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?
    Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
  • Santa: Why do women always ask questions starting with 'W'?<br/>
Jeeto: What, Who, Where, When, Why?
    Santa: Why do women always ask questions starting with 'W'?
    Jeeto: What, Who, Where, When, Why?
  • Santa: Come like a racer, sit like a yogi, & go like a king.<br/>
Banta: Was that about life?<br/>
Santa: No, this was written on a toilet door!
    Santa: Come like a racer, sit like a yogi, & go like a king.
    Banta: Was that about life?
    Santa: No, this was written on a toilet door!
  • Santa: I like to show my wife who's boss in our house.<br/>
Banta: Wow! But How?<br/>
Santa: By holding a mirror up to her face!
    Santa: I like to show my wife who's boss in our house.
    Banta: Wow! But How?
    Santa: By holding a mirror up to her face!