•  Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
•  Santa: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
•  Santa goes to a petrol pump sees a board, "Don't use Mobile here, he picks his Mobile phone, calls everyone from his phone & says DON'T CALL ME NOW."
•  Banta: Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make up? Santa: All false. Girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination.
•  Santa: You remind me of the sea. Jeeto: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic? Santa: No, because you make me sick.
•  Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where!
•  Santa becomes driver of a train. The 1st train driven by him was 8 hours late b`coz he stopped at every halt and asked " Is this the right track to Amritsar?"
•  Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I rearranged them.
•  Maths teacher was teaching Mathematical Conversions. Teacher: If 1000 Kgs= Tonne. Then For 3000 Kgs = How Much? Pappu: Tonne! Tonna! Ton!
•  Santa falls in love with a nurse. After a lot of thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her stating, "I luv u sister."