• Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
    Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
  • Santa: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
    Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
  • Santa goes to a petrol pump sees a board, "Don't use Mobile here, he picks his Mobile phone, calls everyone from his phone & says DON'T CALL ME NOW."
  • Banta: Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make up?
    Santa: All false. Girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination.
  • Santa: You remind me of the sea.
    Jeeto: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
    Santa: No, because you make me sick.
  • Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
    Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where!
  • Santa becomes driver of a train. The 1st train driven by him was 8 hours late b`coz he stopped at every halt and asked " Is this the right track to Amritsar?"
  • Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
    Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I rearranged them.
  • Maths teacher was teaching Mathematical Conversions.
    Teacher: If 1000 Kgs= Tonne. Then For 3000 Kgs = How Much?
    Pappu: Tonne! Tonna! Ton!
  • Santa falls in love with a nurse. After a lot of thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her stating, "I luv u sister."