• Salesman: Sir, this computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa: That's great, I'll take two of them.
  • An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai.
  • Santa: Who benefits the most from long courtship?
    Banta: Boy?
    Santa: No.
    Banta: Girl?
    Santa: No, it`s the mobile operator.
  • Santa: Booze is the answer, but now I can`t remember the question.
  • Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
    A: Because they advertised `free delivery`
  • Banta: I read an article the other day that said, `If you drink everyday you are an alcoholic`.
    Santa: Thank God I only drink every night.
  • Santa`s Theory of Motion:
    Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.
  • Santa: Jeeto, there`s a Dog Race at 4 PM so I shall not be home before late evening.
    Jeeto: Forget about the race, you can hardly walk.
  • Astrologer: You must get married to 32 years old woman only to start a happy life.
    Santa: Shall I marry two 16 years old girls?
  • In an African Safari, a lion suddenly pounced on Santa`s wife!
    Wife: Shoot him.
    Santa: Well, let me change the battery of my camera.