|Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.|
Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.
|Santa: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with girlfriends.|
Jeeto: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with girlfriends.
|Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."|
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend?
Santa: My wife’s first husband.
|Jeeto: Why have you increased the speed of the car?|
Santa: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.
|Santa rang in the labor room of the hospital to know about his pregnant wife Jeeto. By mistake, he dialed the number of a cricket stadium. Santa: How is it going? Reply: Fine, 4 are already out. The last one was a duck.|
|Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car.|
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
|Santa: Why are you heating the knife?|
Banta: To commit suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.
|Drunken Santa points towards sky and asks drunken Banta; Is it sun or moon?|
Banta: I can't say what it is, because I am new to the town.
|Banta: Why does God stay up in heaven?|
Santa: Because they are afraid of what they have created!
|Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.|
Banta: Is this dog faithful?
Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, every time it returned to me.