|Salesman: Sir, this computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa: That's great, I'll take two of them.|
|An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai.|
|Santa: Who benefits the most from long courtship?|
Santa: No, it`s the mobile operator.
|Santa: Booze is the answer, but now I can`t remember the question.|
|Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?|
A: Because they advertised `free delivery`
|Banta: I read an article the other day that said, `If you drink everyday you are an alcoholic`.|
Santa: Thank God I only drink every night.
|Santa`s Theory of Motion:|
Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.
|Santa: Jeeto, there`s a Dog Race at 4 PM so I shall not be home before late evening.|
Jeeto: Forget about the race, you can hardly walk.
|Astrologer: You must get married to 32 years old woman only to start a happy life.|
Santa: Shall I marry two 16 years old girls?
|In an African Safari, a lion suddenly pounced on Santa`s wife!|
Wife: Shoot him.
Santa: Well, let me change the battery of my camera.