• Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
    Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
  • Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
    Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!
  • Interviewer: What is skeleton?
    Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
  • Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
    Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
    Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
  • Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
    Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
  • Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?
    Banta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.
    Santa: What about the weekends?
    Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.
  • Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
    Servant: It's already raining.
    Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
  • Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
    Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
  • Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
    Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
  • What a rip-off! Santa picked up a book called 37 Mating Positions. He goes home, opens it... and it turns out to be a book on chess!