• I was choosing a password for my e-mail.
    I tried BrazilDefence... but apparently it was too weak!
  • Golf Pro: Your trouble is that you don't address the ball properly.<br/>
Novice: Well, I was polite to the darn thing as long as possible!
    Golf Pro: Your trouble is that you don't address the ball properly.
    Novice: Well, I was polite to the darn thing as long as possible!
  • Meanwhile, Scolari's wife goes to wake him up in the morning, "Honey, it's 8...!"
    Scolari: Oh my God! One more?
  • Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999<br />
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002<br />	
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004<br /><br />
Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014<br />
Account settled!
    Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999
    Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002
    Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004

    Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014
    Account settled!
  • What a coincidence!
    The closest alphabets are fighting in the quarterfinal of FIFA World Cup 2014.
    A & B: Argentina vs Belgium
    B & C: Brazil vs Colombia
    C & D: Costa Rica vs Dutch
    F & G: France vs Germany
  • Congratulations Saina Nehwal on winning the Indian Open earlier, and now the Australian Open.<br/>
She deserves Border-Gavaskar trophy more than anyone else!
    Congratulations Saina Nehwal on winning the Indian Open earlier, and now the Australian Open.
    She deserves Border-Gavaskar trophy more than anyone else!
  • FIFA World Cup 2014:<br />

Chile made Brazil fans shiver before going down 3-2 in quarterfinals!
    FIFA World Cup 2014:
    Chile made Brazil fans shiver before going down 3-2 in quarterfinals!
  • FIFA World Cup 2014:<br />
Suarez to complain to FIFA about Chiellini giving him the cold shoulder!
    FIFA World Cup 2014:
    Suarez to complain to FIFA about Chiellini giving him the cold shoulder!
  • FIFA WC 2014:
    Spain, what a harakiri?
    1st match - We were hoping you'd at least go Dutch.
    Then we thought you'd eat up Chile.
    Sigh. Now go, kick some Aus!
    OK!
  • The old quarrel between North and South has spread out to include East and West, and is now called `Contract Bridge`!
    The old quarrel between North and South has spread out to include East and West, and is now called "Contract Bridge"!
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