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Football World Cup Khatam Ho Gya Hai. Abb Fir Biwion Ke Nakhre Jhelne Padenge!
I was choosing a password for my e-mail.
I tried BrazilDefence... but apparently it was too weak!
Golf Pro: Your trouble is that you don't address the ball properly.<br/>
Novice: Well, I was polite to the darn thing as long as possible!
Golf Pro: Your trouble is that you don't address the ball properly.
Novice: Well, I was polite to the darn thing as long as possible!
Meanwhile, Scolari's wife goes to wake him up in the morning, "Honey, it's 8...!"
Scolari: Oh my God! One more?
Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999 
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002 	
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004  
Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014 
Account settled!
Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004

Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014
Account settled!
What a coincidence!
The closest alphabets are fighting in the quarterfinal of FIFA World Cup 2014.
A & B: Argentina vs Belgium
B & C: Brazil vs Colombia
C & D: Costa Rica vs Dutch
F & G: France vs Germany
The general expectation is that the semi-final line-up will be
B: Brazil
A: Argentina
N: Netherlands
G: Germany.
So the World Cup will in all probability end with a B.A.N.G.
Congratulations Saina Nehwal on winning the Indian Open earlier, and now the Australian Open.<br/>
She deserves Border-Gavaskar trophy more than anyone else!
Congratulations Saina Nehwal on winning the Indian Open earlier, and now the Australian Open.
She deserves Border-Gavaskar trophy more than anyone else!
FIFA World Cup 2014: 

Chile made Brazil fans shiver before going down 3-2 in quarterfinals!
FIFA World Cup 2014:
Chile made Brazil fans shiver before going down 3-2 in quarterfinals!
FIFA World Cup 2014: 
Suarez to complain to FIFA about Chiellini giving him the cold shoulder!
FIFA World Cup 2014:
Suarez to complain to FIFA about Chiellini giving him the cold shoulder!

Quotes

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

Trivia

The Iglesia Maradoniana (English: Church of Maradona; literally Maradonian Church) is a religion, created by fans of the retired Argentine football player Diego Maradona, who they believe to be the best player of all time.

Graffiti

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.