|I met a Croatian drinking tear from a saucer.|
He said that, France took away the cup!
|Now that FIFA is over, it's time to get back to your own goals!|
|Things that didn't exist the last time England reached the semi-finals:|
|Russia vs Croatia match was more like a match between Punjabis...|
Terevich, Merevich, Edevich, Odevich, Sabdevich and Bichovich!
|Shouldn't true Indians support Switzerland in the World Cup?|
That's where our Capital lies!
|I stopped a bloke in the street and said, "Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?"|
He replied, "Germany to win the World Cup."
|I hate people who dislike football but go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin it for everybody else!|
I hate these referees!
|It is our culture that teaches us to respect everything and not to touch anything by our feet.|
Otherwise, India would have been number one in football.
But we are used to pulling each other's legs, which is why we are so good at Kabaddi!
|Poland squad for World Cup:|
Bialkowski, Fabianski, Szczesny; Bednarek, Bereszynski, Cionek, Glik, Jedrzejczyk, Pazdan, Piszczek; Blaszczykowski, Goralski, Grosicki, Krychowiak, Kurzawa, Linetty, Peszko, Rybus, Zielinski; Kownacki, Lewandowski, Milik, Teodorczyk
Pick anyone for a strong password!
|She said, "Golf or me."|
I remember her when I'm teeing off, sometimes!