|Britain has a professional stadium in the radius of every 5 miles, on the contrary, India has a professional temple in the radius of every 2 miles and we expect Olympics medals.|
We don't play to win but pray to win!
|Sindhu Aur Sakshi Ko Medal Kitna 'Shobha De' Raha Hai!|
|Boxing lost... Hockey lost... Weightlifting lost...|
Olympics started in Ashada month. We Indians don't buy any gold/silver... if the Olympics was scheduled next month, things would have been different!
|Sindhu shall surely win gold.|
Generally Indian women do not prefer Silver when the choice of Gold is available!
|Olympic Team Kit Sponsors:|
Italian Squad: Georgio Armani
US Squad: Nike
Indian Squad: Shiv Naresh
Phir Kehte Hain Ki Indian Team Medal Nahi Jeet Paati!
|If you ever feel useless, just remember that there is a lifeguard at the swimming Olympics!|
|The first Olympic sailing result is just in.|
England have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat!
|Apne color tv bech do OLX pe..|
Final match waise bhi black & white hoga
England & west indies
|Why is Bowling cheaper than playing Golf?|
Because in Bowling, no matter how badly you play, you can never lose the ball!
|Golfer to his wife: Now, I need to buy new pair of Golf shoes.|
Wife: What happened to the old one?
Golfer: I got a hole in one!