• The position of your hands is very important when playing golf.<br/>
I position mine to cover up my scorecard!
    The position of your hands is very important when playing golf.
    I position mine to cover up my scorecard!
  • I met a Croatian drinking tear from a saucer.<br/>
He said that, France took away the cup!
    I met a Croatian drinking tear from a saucer.
    He said that, France took away the cup!
  • Now that FIFA is over, it's time to get back to your own goals!
    Now that FIFA is over, it's time to get back to your own goals!
  • Things that didn't exist the last time England reached the semi-finals:<br/><br/>

iPhone<br/>
Facebook<br/>
Google<br/>
Amazon<br/>
Android<br/>
Twitter<br/>
Instagram<br/>
iPod<br/>
Yahoo<br/>
YouTube<br/>
Snapchat<br/>
Spotify<br/>
Tesla<br/>
Skype<br/>
Uber<br/>
Airbnb<br/>
Bitcoin<br/>
Fitbit<br/>
Emojis<br/>
iPad<br/>
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Croatia!
    Things that didn't exist the last time England reached the semi-finals:

    iPhone
    Facebook
    Google
    Amazon
    Android
    Twitter
    Instagram
    iPod
    Yahoo
    YouTube
    Snapchat
    Spotify
    Tesla
    Skype
    Uber
    Airbnb
    Bitcoin
    Fitbit
    Emojis
    iPad
    and










    Croatia!
  • Russia vs Croatia match was more like a match between Punjabis...<br/>
Terevich, Merevich, Edevich, Odevich, Sabdevich and Bichovich!
    Russia vs Croatia match was more like a match between Punjabis...
    Terevich, Merevich, Edevich, Odevich, Sabdevich and Bichovich!
  • Shouldn't true Indians support Switzerland in the World Cup?<br/>
That's where our Capital lies!
    Shouldn't true Indians support Switzerland in the World Cup?
    That's where our Capital lies!
  • I stopped a bloke in the street and said, `Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?`<br/>
He replied, `Germany to win the World Cup.`
    I stopped a bloke in the street and said, "Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?"
    He replied, "Germany to win the World Cup."
  • I hate people who dislike football but go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin it for everybody else!<br/>
I hate these referees!
    I hate people who dislike football but go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin it for everybody else!
    I hate these referees!
  • It is our culture that teaches us to respect everything and not to touch anything by our feet.<br/>
Otherwise,  India would have been number one in football.<br/>
But we are used to pulling each other's legs, which is why we are so good at Kabaddi!
    It is our culture that teaches us to respect everything and not to touch anything by our feet.
    Otherwise, India would have been number one in football.
    But we are used to pulling each other's legs, which is why we are so good at Kabaddi!
  • Poland squad for World Cup:<br/>

Bialkowski, Fabianski, Szczesny; Bednarek, Bereszynski, Cionek, Glik, Jedrzejczyk, Pazdan, Piszczek; Blaszczykowski, Goralski, Grosicki, Krychowiak, Kurzawa, Linetty, Peszko, Rybus, Zielinski; Kownacki, Lewandowski, Milik, Teodorczyk 
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Pick anyone for a strong password!
    Poland squad for World Cup:
    Bialkowski, Fabianski, Szczesny; Bednarek, Bereszynski, Cionek, Glik, Jedrzejczyk, Pazdan, Piszczek; Blaszczykowski, Goralski, Grosicki, Krychowiak, Kurzawa, Linetty, Peszko, Rybus, Zielinski; Kownacki, Lewandowski, Milik, Teodorczyk
    Pick anyone for a strong password!