• After a long day on the course, an exasperated golfer turned to his caddie and said: `You must be the worst caddie in the world.`<br/>
`I don't think so`, replied the caddie. `That would be too much of a coincidence.`
    After a long day on the course, an exasperated golfer turned to his caddie and said: "You must be the worst caddie in the world."
    "I don't think so", replied the caddie. "That would be too much of a coincidence."
  • The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf!
    The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf!
  • Years ago, when men cursed and beat the earth with sticks, it was called Witchcraft.<br/>
Today, it's known as Golf!
    Years ago, when men cursed and beat the earth with sticks, it was called Witchcraft.
    Today, it's known as Golf!
  • Sports are mostly about people trying to stop each other from completing very simple tasks!
    Sports are mostly about people trying to stop each other from completing very simple tasks!
  • Britain has a professional stadium in the radius of every 5 miles, on the contrary, India has a professional temple in the radius of every 2 miles and we expect Olympics medals.<br/>
We don't play to win but pray to win!
    Britain has a professional stadium in the radius of every 5 miles, on the contrary, India has a professional temple in the radius of every 2 miles and we expect Olympics medals.
    We don't play to win but pray to win!
  • Sindhu Aur Sakshi Ko Medal Kitna 'Shobha De' Raha Hai!
    Sindhu Aur Sakshi Ko Medal Kitna 'Shobha De' Raha Hai!
  • Boxing lost... Hockey lost... Weightlifting lost...<br/>

Olympics started in Ashada month. We Indians don't buy any gold/silver... if the Olympics was scheduled next month, things would have been different!
    Boxing lost... Hockey lost... Weightlifting lost...
    Olympics started in Ashada month. We Indians don't buy any gold/silver... if the Olympics was scheduled next month, things would have been different!
  • Sindhu shall surely win gold.<br/>
Generally Indian women do not prefer Silver when the choice of Gold is available!
    Sindhu shall surely win gold.
    Generally Indian women do not prefer Silver when the choice of Gold is available!
  • Olympic Team Kit Sponsors:<br/>
Italian Squad: Georgio Armani<br/>
US Squad: Nike<br/>
Indian Squad: Shiv Naresh<br/><br/>

Phir Kehte Hain Ki Indian Team Medal Nahi Jeet Paati!
    Olympic Team Kit Sponsors:
    Italian Squad: Georgio Armani
    US Squad: Nike
    Indian Squad: Shiv Naresh

    Phir Kehte Hain Ki Indian Team Medal Nahi Jeet Paati!
  • If you ever feel useless, just remember that there is a lifeguard at the swimming Olympics!
    If you ever feel useless, just remember that there is a lifeguard at the swimming Olympics!
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