• Why is Bowling cheaper than playing Golf?<br/>
Because in Bowling, no matter how badly you play, you can never lose the ball!Upload to Facebook
    Why is Bowling cheaper than playing Golf?
    Because in Bowling, no matter how badly you play, you can never lose the ball!
  • Golfer to his wife: Now, I need to buy new pair of Golf shoes.<br />

Wife: What happened to the old one?<br />

Golfer: I got a hole in one!Upload to Facebook
    Golfer to his wife: Now, I need to buy new pair of Golf shoes.
    Wife: What happened to the old one?
    Golfer: I got a hole in one!
  • I get a kick out of a game Bridge - I sit opposite my wife!
  • Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them!Upload to Facebook
    Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them!
  • India-Australia Cricket Test Series:
    India lost the 1st test under Kohli in 5 days. Dhoni lost it within 4 days. It simply shows that...
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    experience matters!
  • I was choosing a password for my e-mail.
    I tried BrazilDefence... but apparently it was too weak!
  • Golf Pro: Your trouble is that you don't address the ball properly.<br/>
Novice: Well, I was polite to the darn thing as long as possible!Upload to Facebook
    Golf Pro: Your trouble is that you don't address the ball properly.
    Novice: Well, I was polite to the darn thing as long as possible!
  • Meanwhile, Scolari's wife goes to wake him up in the morning, "Honey, it's 8...!"
    Scolari: Oh my God! One more?
  • Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999<br />
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002<br />	
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004<br /><br />
Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014<br />
Account settled!Upload to Facebook
    Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999
    Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002
    Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004

    Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014
    Account settled!
  • What a coincidence!
    The closest alphabets are fighting in the quarterfinal of FIFA World Cup 2014.
    A & B: Argentina vs Belgium
    B & C: Brazil vs Colombia
    C & D: Costa Rica vs Dutch
    F & G: France vs Germany
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