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Football World Cup Khatam Ho Gya Hai. Abb Fir Biwion Ke Nakhre Jhelne Padenge!
I was choosing a password for my e-mail.
I tried BrazilDefence... but apparently it was too weak!
Golf Pro: Your trouble is that you don't address the ball properly.<br/>
Novice: Well, I was polite to the darn thing as long as possible!
Golf Pro: Your trouble is that you don't address the ball properly.
Novice: Well, I was polite to the darn thing as long as possible!
Meanwhile, Scolari's wife goes to wake him up in the morning, "Honey, it's 8...!"
Scolari: Oh my God! One more?
Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999 
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002 	
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004  
Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014 
Account settled!
Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004

Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014
Account settled!
What a coincidence!
The closest alphabets are fighting in the quarterfinal of FIFA World Cup 2014.
A & B: Argentina vs Belgium
B & C: Brazil vs Colombia
C & D: Costa Rica vs Dutch
F & G: France vs Germany
The general expectation is that the semi-final line-up will be
B: Brazil
A: Argentina
N: Netherlands
G: Germany.
So the World Cup will in all probability end with a B.A.N.G.
Congratulations Saina Nehwal on winning the Indian Open earlier, and now the Australian Open.<br/>
She deserves Border-Gavaskar trophy more than anyone else!
Congratulations Saina Nehwal on winning the Indian Open earlier, and now the Australian Open.
She deserves Border-Gavaskar trophy more than anyone else!
FIFA World Cup 2014: 

Chile made Brazil fans shiver before going down 3-2 in quarterfinals!
FIFA World Cup 2014:
Chile made Brazil fans shiver before going down 3-2 in quarterfinals!
FIFA World Cup 2014: 
Suarez to complain to FIFA about Chiellini giving him the cold shoulder!
FIFA World Cup 2014:
Suarez to complain to FIFA about Chiellini giving him the cold shoulder!

Quotes

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Trivia

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Graffiti

When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'!