|Why is Bowling cheaper than playing Golf?|
Because in Bowling, no matter how badly you play, you can never lose the ball!
|Golfer to his wife: Now, I need to buy new pair of Golf shoes.|
Wife: What happened to the old one?
Golfer: I got a hole in one!
|I get a kick out of a game Bridge - I sit opposite my wife!|
|Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them!|
|India-Australia Cricket Test Series:|
India lost the 1st test under Kohli in 5 days. Dhoni lost it within 4 days. It simply shows that...
|I was choosing a password for my e-mail.|
I tried BrazilDefence... but apparently it was too weak!
|Golf Pro: Your trouble is that you don't address the ball properly.|
Novice: Well, I was polite to the darn thing as long as possible!
|Meanwhile, Scolari's wife goes to wake him up in the morning, "Honey, it's 8...!"|
Scolari: Oh my God! One more?
|Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999|
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004
Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014
|What a coincidence!|
The closest alphabets are fighting in the quarterfinal of FIFA World Cup 2014.
A & B: Argentina vs Belgium
B & C: Brazil vs Colombia
C & D: Costa Rica vs Dutch
F & G: France vs Germany