|After a long day on the course, an exasperated golfer turned to his caddie and said: "You must be the worst caddie in the world."|
"I don't think so", replied the caddie. "That would be too much of a coincidence."
|The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf!|
|Years ago, when men cursed and beat the earth with sticks, it was called Witchcraft.|
Today, it's known as Golf!
|Sports are mostly about people trying to stop each other from completing very simple tasks!|
|Britain has a professional stadium in the radius of every 5 miles, on the contrary, India has a professional temple in the radius of every 2 miles and we expect Olympics medals.|
We don't play to win but pray to win!
|Sindhu Aur Sakshi Ko Medal Kitna 'Shobha De' Raha Hai!|
|Boxing lost... Hockey lost... Weightlifting lost...|
Olympics started in Ashada month. We Indians don't buy any gold/silver... if the Olympics was scheduled next month, things would have been different!
|Sindhu shall surely win gold.|
Generally Indian women do not prefer Silver when the choice of Gold is available!
|Olympic Team Kit Sponsors:|
Italian Squad: Georgio Armani
US Squad: Nike
Indian Squad: Shiv Naresh
Phir Kehte Hain Ki Indian Team Medal Nahi Jeet Paati!
|If you ever feel useless, just remember that there is a lifeguard at the swimming Olympics!|