• `Do you play off scratch?` said one player.<br/>
The other replied, `I sure am. Every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went`!
    "Do you play off scratch?" said one player.
    The other replied, "I sure am. Every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went"!
  • The position of your hands is very important when playing golf.<br/>
I position mine to cover up my scorecard!
    The position of your hands is very important when playing golf.
    I position mine to cover up my scorecard!
  • The position of your hands is very important when playing golf.<br/>
I position mine to cover up my scorecard!
    The position of your hands is very important when playing golf.
    I position mine to cover up my scorecard!
  • I met a Croatian drinking tear from a saucer.<br/>
He said that, France took away the cup!
    I met a Croatian drinking tear from a saucer.
    He said that, France took away the cup!
  • Now that FIFA is over, it's time to get back to your own goals!
    Now that FIFA is over, it's time to get back to your own goals!
  • Things that didn't exist the last time England reached the semi-finals:<br/><br/>

iPhone<br/>
Facebook<br/>
Google<br/>
Amazon<br/>
Android<br/>
Twitter<br/>
Instagram<br/>
iPod<br/>
Yahoo<br/>
YouTube<br/>
Snapchat<br/>
Spotify<br/>
Tesla<br/>
Skype<br/>
Uber<br/>
Airbnb<br/>
Bitcoin<br/>
Fitbit<br/>
Emojis<br/>
iPad<br/>
and<br/>
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Croatia!
    Things that didn't exist the last time England reached the semi-finals:

    iPhone
    Facebook
    Google
    Amazon
    Android
    Twitter
    Instagram
    iPod
    Yahoo
    YouTube
    Snapchat
    Spotify
    Tesla
    Skype
    Uber
    Airbnb
    Bitcoin
    Fitbit
    Emojis
    iPad
    and










    Croatia!
  • Russia vs Croatia match was more like a match between Punjabis...<br/>
Terevich, Merevich, Edevich, Odevich, Sabdevich and Bichovich!
    Russia vs Croatia match was more like a match between Punjabis...
    Terevich, Merevich, Edevich, Odevich, Sabdevich and Bichovich!
  • Shouldn't true Indians support Switzerland in the World Cup?<br/>
That's where our Capital lies!
    Shouldn't true Indians support Switzerland in the World Cup?
    That's where our Capital lies!
  • I stopped a bloke in the street and said, `Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?`<br/>
He replied, `Germany to win the World Cup.`
    I stopped a bloke in the street and said, "Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?"
    He replied, "Germany to win the World Cup."
  • I hate people who dislike football but go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin it for everybody else!<br/>
I hate these referees!
    I hate people who dislike football but go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin it for everybody else!
    I hate these referees!