Sports SMS

What place is it where you find a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.

First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. It's high time Nike changes its slogan for all these sports persons to - "Don't Do It!"

What's the difference between Lady Diana and Tiger Woods?
Tiger Woods has a better driver.

FIFA:
F: Female
I: Is
F: Forgotten
A: Again

If these Chinese female gymnasts don't win enough medal at the London Olympics, it's not a big deal. They can try again in 2016 at Brazil, when they enter teenhood.

Gagan Narang gets eight 10s out of possible ten shots for a Bronze medal in the London Olympics. The last player to achieve such feat was Rohit Sharma batting at number 4.

A "2 wood" walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not?", asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later", replies the bartender.

Think about Sania Mirza's predicament. The last well known Indian woman stuck with partners she didn't choose was Draupadi!

Sania Mirza's open letter to AITA shows that she is certainly stronger than her serve.

Sania Mirza's letter to AITA proves that 'PAEStry' is not one of her favorite bakery products.

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