Sports SMS

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Golf is like taxes. You drive hard to make the green and then end up in the hole!
Why don't politicians like playing Golf?
Because it's too much like their work - trapped in one bad lie after another!
In a war of ego... the loser always wins. 
Have a relaxing Sunday!
In a war of ego... the loser always wins.
Have a relaxing Sunday!
Golfer: Absolutely shocking! I've never played so badly before.
Caddie: Oh! You have played before then!
Golfer far off in the rough, "Say caddy, why do you keep looking at your watch?"
Caddy: It isn't a watch, Sir; It's a compass!
A handicapped golfer is a man who plays golf with his wife!
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game!
Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off, the right pitch will come and when it does be prepared to run the bases.
~ Sara Ann Nielsen
The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing Miniature Golf!
End It Like Beckham: Retire rich, famous and as an iconic legend!
End It Like Beckham: Retire rich, famous and as an iconic legend!

Quotes

Deep doubts, deep wisdom; small doubts, little wisdom.

Trivia

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as a medicine.

Graffiti

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.