Sports SMS

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Why don't politicians like playing Golf?
Because it's too much like their work - trapped in one bad lie after another!
In a war of ego... the loser always wins. 
Have a relaxing Sunday!
In a war of ego... the loser always wins.
Have a relaxing Sunday!
Golfer: Absolutely shocking! I've never played so badly before.
Caddie: Oh! You have played before then!
Golfer far off in the rough, "Say caddy, why do you keep looking at your watch?"
Caddy: It isn't a watch, Sir; It's a compass!
A handicapped golfer is a man who plays golf with his wife!
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game!
Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off, the right pitch will come and when it does be prepared to run the bases.
~ Sara Ann Nielsen
The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing Miniature Golf!
End It Like Beckham: Retire rich, famous and as an iconic legend!
End It Like Beckham: Retire rich, famous and as an iconic legend!
What place is it where you find a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Quotes

I've learned so much from my mistakes... I'm thinking of making a few more.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.