• A lady crashed her car. She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile, drinking beer from a can, in his car at the time.<br/>
The police said he was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard garden!
    A lady crashed her car. She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile, drinking beer from a can, in his car at the time.
    The police said he was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard garden!
  • I made the mistake of asking Siri `What do women want?`<br/>
My phone's not stopped talking for three days!
    I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"
    My phone's not stopped talking for three days!
  • Whoever has given this news that India is an unsafe country for women should get married to an Indian woman!
    Whoever has given this news that India is an unsafe country for women should get married to an Indian woman!
  • Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to.<br/>
~ A Housewife
    Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to.
    ~ A Housewife
  • Most ladies don't answer video calls before 9 AM and after 9 PM because their faces are restored to Factory Settings!
    Most ladies don't answer video calls before 9 AM and after 9 PM because their faces are restored to Factory Settings!
  • Women don't hold grudges.<br/>
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
    Women don't hold grudges.
    They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
  • A genuine question from women:<br/>
If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too?
    A genuine question from women:
    If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too?
  • A woman saying `correct me if I'm wrong` is a trap!
    A woman saying "correct me if I'm wrong" is a trap!
  • Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age? <br/>
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36. <br/>
The Officer is still calculating!
    Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age?
    Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36.
    The Officer is still calculating!
  • What takes 24 parking spaces?<br/>
12 women drivers!
    What takes 24 parking spaces?
    12 women drivers!