• Today I realized that when your wife forgives you easily for your mistakes, she has better plans to take the revenge!
    Today I realized that when your wife forgives you easily for your mistakes, she has better plans to take the revenge!
  • Vacation is for 4 days and I need 4 outfits. But I packed 35, just to be safe.<br/>
~ My wife
    Vacation is for 4 days and I need 4 outfits. But I packed 35, just to be safe.
    ~ My wife
  • If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.<br/>
Women get along very well in bathrooms!
    If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.
    Women get along very well in bathrooms!
  • Independent, educated women are mostly...<br/>
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dependent on their uneducated maids!
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  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you are arguing with a woman and she says `wow`...<br/>
Run!
    Pro Tip:
    If you are arguing with a woman and she says "wow"...
    Run!
  • Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!
    Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!
  • Females are like USB drives, you can be either right or wrong, yet it takes more than a couple of attempts to put up with them correctly!
    Females are like USB drives, you can be either right or wrong, yet it takes more than a couple of attempts to put up with them correctly!
  • Elephants: We have the longest memories.<br/>
Woman: Oh really!
    Elephants: We have the longest memories.
    Woman: Oh really!
  • No bond is stronger than 2 girls hating the same person!
    No bond is stronger than 2 girls hating the same person!
  • Independent, educated women are mostly...<br/>
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dependent on their uneducated maids!
    Independent, educated women are mostly...
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    dependent on their uneducated maids!