• Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to.<br/>
~ A Housewife
    Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to.
    ~ A Housewife
  • Most ladies don't answer video calls before 9 AM and after 9 PM because their faces are restored to Factory Settings!
    Most ladies don't answer video calls before 9 AM and after 9 PM because their faces are restored to Factory Settings!
  • Women don't hold grudges.<br/>
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
    Women don't hold grudges.
    They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
  • A genuine question from women:<br/>
If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too?
    A genuine question from women:
    If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too?
  • A woman saying `correct me if I'm wrong` is a trap!
    A woman saying "correct me if I'm wrong" is a trap!
  • Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age? <br/>
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36. <br/>
The Officer is still calculating!
    Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age?
    Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36.
    The Officer is still calculating!
  • What takes 24 parking spaces?<br/>
12 women drivers!
    What takes 24 parking spaces?
    12 women drivers!
  • Can you beat this?<br/>
Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.<br/>
Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.<br/>
Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me!
    Can you beat this?
    Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.
    Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.
    Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me!
  • Women mark their territory by leaving their hair everywhere!
    Women mark their territory by leaving their hair everywhere!
  • I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!
    I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!