|Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!|
|Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments!|
|If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light?|
|Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot.|
|Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is "fat"!|
|To make a woman happy, give her these three things:|
|3 magical words more beautiful for a married woman than " I Love You":|
No Cooking Today!
|Of course, women don't work as hard as men.|
They get it right the very first time!
|A woman will never say no if you ask...|
Can I tell you a secret?
|A girl's story:|
My room was clean but then, I had to decide what to wear!