• Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!Upload to Facebook
    Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!
  • Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments!Upload to Facebook
    Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments!
  • If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light?Upload to Facebook
    If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light?
  • Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot.Upload to Facebook
    Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot.
  • Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is `fat`!Upload to Facebook
    Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is "fat"!
  • To make a woman happy, give her these three things:<br/>
Attention<br/>
Affection<br/>
AppreciationUpload to Facebook
    To make a woman happy, give her these three things:
    Attention
    Affection
    Appreciation
  • 3 magical words more beautiful for a married woman than ` I Love You`:<br/>
No Cooking Today!Upload to Facebook
    3 magical words more beautiful for a married woman than " I Love You":
    No Cooking Today!
  • Of course, women don't work as hard as men.<br/>
They get it right the very first time!Upload to Facebook
    Of course, women don't work as hard as men.
    They get it right the very first time!
  • A woman will never say no if you ask...<br/>
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Can I tell you a secret?Upload to Facebook
    A woman will never say no if you ask...
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    Can I tell you a secret?
  • A girl's story:<br/>
My room was clean but then, I had to decide what to wear!Upload to Facebook
    A girl's story:
    My room was clean but then, I had to decide what to wear!
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