|Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to.|
~ A Housewife
|Most ladies don't answer video calls before 9 AM and after 9 PM because their faces are restored to Factory Settings!|
|Women don't hold grudges.|
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
|A genuine question from women:|
If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too?
|A woman saying "correct me if I'm wrong" is a trap!|
|Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age? |
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36.
The Officer is still calculating!
|What takes 24 parking spaces?|
12 women drivers!
|Can you beat this?|
Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.
Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.
Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me!
|Women mark their territory by leaving their hair everywhere!|
|I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!|