• I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!
    I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!
  • Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!
    Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!
  • Women have three sides:<br/>
1. The quiet side<br/>
2. The fun and crazy side<br/>
3. The side nobody wants to see
    Women have three sides:
    1. The quiet side
    2. The fun and crazy side
    3. The side nobody wants to see
  • Ladies never make mistakes...<br/>
They date them!
    Ladies never make mistakes...
    They date them!
  • How to lie to a woman?<br/>
Never mind, she already knows the truth!
    How to lie to a woman?
    Never mind, she already knows the truth!
  • Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...<br/>
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.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
they can't see you!
    Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    they can't see you!
  • When she says, `Let me think about it.`<br/>
There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'!
    When she says, "Let me think about it."
    There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'!
  • Girls cry when they are angry because they know it's illegal to murder you!
    Girls cry when they are angry because they know it's illegal to murder you!
  • Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.<br/>
They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook!
    Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
    They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook!
  • Girls be like:<br/>
Ladka Samjhdar Hona Chahiye, Pagal Main Khud Kar Dungi!
    Girls be like:
    Ladka Samjhdar Hona Chahiye, Pagal Main Khud Kar Dungi!