|Girls cry when they are angry because they know it's illegal to murder you!|
|Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.|
They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook!
|Girls be like:|
Ladka Samjhdar Hona Chahiye, Pagal Main Khud Kar Dungi!
|A girl's group message with her best friends holds more secrets than any 'National Secret Agency'!|
|What is the most dangerous thing in the world?|
A new car + 'L' sign + Woman driver!
|Time waits for no man...|
Yes, time is a woman!
|When you tell a woman to calm down, it's like they hear "shut up, you're irritating" instead!|
|One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.|
~ An experienced wife
|Pay attention to me when I'm ignoring you.|
|Women`s styles may change, but their rules remain the same!|