|I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!|
|Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!|
|Women have three sides:|
1. The quiet side
2. The fun and crazy side
3. The side nobody wants to see
|Ladies never make mistakes...|
They date them!
|How to lie to a woman?|
Never mind, she already knows the truth!
|Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...|
they can't see you!
|When she says, "Let me think about it."|
There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'!
|Girls cry when they are angry because they know it's illegal to murder you!|
|Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.|
They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook!
|Girls be like:|
Ladka Samjhdar Hona Chahiye, Pagal Main Khud Kar Dungi!