|20 things that women should stop wearing after the age of 30:|
1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgements!
|The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's wrong" is inversely proportional to the severity of the thunderstorm that's coming!|
|Women are pretty simple:|
If you make a woman mad you have to apologize for being stupid;
And if she makes you mad you have to apologize for being mad!
|Women get mad for two things:|
1. For everything!
2. For nothing!
|Things that can change a woman's mood:|
1. Let's dine out
2. 50% Discount
3. Let's go for a vacation
|Women swear 40% less than men in the movies. Obviously, film industry knows nothing about real women!|
|Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.|
They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...
It's straight high blood pressure now!
|Most females don't answer video calls after 9 PM because their face has been restored to factory settings!|
|Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, "what eye-shadow is that?"|
Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!