Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!
A woman's eye roll is her conversation turn signal. Be prepared to turn!
|A lady crashed her car. She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile, drinking beer from a can, in his car at the time.|
The police said he was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard garden!
|I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"|
My phone's not stopped talking for three days!
|Whoever has given this news that India is an unsafe country for women should get married to an Indian woman!|
|Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to.|
~ A Housewife
|Most ladies don't answer video calls before 9 AM and after 9 PM because their faces are restored to Factory Settings!|
|Women don't hold grudges.|
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
|A genuine question from women:|
If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too?
|A woman saying "correct me if I'm wrong" is a trap!|