• If you can't change your woman... then change the woman!
  • Women are like an Internet Virus.<br/>
They enter your life;<br/>
Scan your pockets;<br/>
Transfer all the money;<br />
Download their problems;<br/>
Edit your mind and thoughts;<br/>
Delete your smile and happiness;<br/>
And leave you hanging for ever!
    Women are like an Internet Virus.
    They enter your life;
    Scan your pockets;
    Transfer all the money;
    Download their problems;
    Edit your mind and thoughts;
    Delete your smile and happiness;
    And leave you hanging for ever!
  • A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
    A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
  • Generation Gap:
    The lady who remembers her first kiss... now has a daughter who
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    can't even remember her first boyfriend!
  • <b>Why Women are like computers:</b><br/>
1. No one really understands them.<br/>
2. All your mistakes are stored in their memory.<br/>
3. You find yourself spending all your money on accessories for them!
    Why Women are like computers:
    1. No one really understands them.
    2. All your mistakes are stored in their memory.
    3. You find yourself spending all your money on accessories for them!
  • A woman driving in front of me indicated a left turn and eventually took the left turn. How am I supposed to prepare for these mind games!
    A woman driving in front of me indicated a left turn and eventually took the left turn. How am I supposed to prepare for these mind games!
  • A woman may love you from the bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top!
    A woman may love you from the bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top!
  • Woman has the most unique character like salt.<br />
Her presence is never acknowledged or celebrated ;<br />
But her absence makes all the things tasteless!
    Woman has the most unique character like salt.
    Her presence is never acknowledged or celebrated ;
    But her absence makes all the things tasteless!
  • All good guys go to Heaven;
    And all bad guys go to women!
  • There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows any one of them!