|If you can't change your woman... then change the woman!|
|Women are like an Internet Virus.|
They enter your life;
Scan your pockets;
Transfer all the money;
Download their problems;
Edit your mind and thoughts;
Delete your smile and happiness;
And leave you hanging for ever!
|A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!|
The lady who remembers her first kiss... now has a daughter who
can't even remember her first boyfriend!
|Why Women are like computers:|
1. No one really understands them.
2. All your mistakes are stored in their memory.
3. You find yourself spending all your money on accessories for them!
|A woman driving in front of me indicated a left turn and eventually took the left turn. How am I supposed to prepare for these mind games!|
|A woman may love you from the bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top!|
|Woman has the most unique character like salt.|
Her presence is never acknowledged or celebrated ;
But her absence makes all the things tasteless!
|All good guys go to Heaven;|
And all bad guys go to women!
|There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows any one of them!|