|There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows any one of them!|
|You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For instance, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry!|
|Never try to understand Women. When women understand women, they hate each other!|
|If you can't change your woman... then change your woman!|
|Women never dress up to impress men;|
They dress up to irritate other women!
|Never underestimate the power of 3 things:|
1. Women angry for a reason.
2. Women angry without reason.
3. Women looking for a reason to get angry.
|Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life!|
|Confuse your woman by letting her know you're sorry... as soon as you feel that she's going to engage you in an argument!|
|Why are women like parking spaces?|
Because all the good ones are taken and all the ones left are handicapped!
|How to meet the woman of your dreams?|
Never wake up!