• There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows any one of them!
  • You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For instance, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry!
    You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For instance, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry!
  • Never try to understand Women. When women understand women, they hate each other!
    Never try to understand Women. When women understand women, they hate each other!
  • If you can't change your woman... then change your woman!
  • Women never dress up to impress men;<br/>
They dress up to irritate other women!
    Women never dress up to impress men;
    They dress up to irritate other women!
  • Never underestimate the power of 3 things:<br/>
1. Women angry for a reason.<br/>
2. Women angry without reason.<br/>
3. Women looking for a reason to get angry.
    Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
    1. Women angry for a reason.
    2. Women angry without reason.
    3. Women looking for a reason to get angry.
  • Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life!
    Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life!
  • Confuse your woman by letting her know you're sorry... as soon as you feel that she's going to engage you in an argument!
    Confuse your woman by letting her know you're sorry... as soon as you feel that she's going to engage you in an argument!
  • Why are women like parking spaces?
    Because all the good ones are taken and all the ones left are handicapped!
  • How to meet the woman of your dreams?
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    Never wake up!